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Coffee Makes Me Sad

The1 With All The Weirdos

Lord of the Beans

:(

 

Anonymous Kid

What’s wrong?

 

I Am Not Your Father

Does he just do that?

 

Anonymous Kid

Yes

 

Da Queen

I thought you were supposed to be at a meeting

 

Lord of the Beans

Yes

But I ran away from it

 

Anonymous Kid

Why?

 

Lord of the Beans

Lady is out of town so there was no good coffee there

:(

 

Lady of the Beans

This is why you should talk to me before selling my coffee making skills

 

Da Queen

She has a point

 

Lord of the Beans

I know

:(

 

I Am Not Your Father

Just make some coffee using a machine

 

Lord of the Beans

B1 broke the good coffee machine >:(

 

Anonymous Kid

Use the other one

 

Lord of the Beans

How dare you suggest such a thing

It should die!

No

Death is too merciful for such an abomination

It deserves to sit in a corner feeling neglected and gathering dust before it’s put in a crusher and crushed to millions of tiny pieces

For this one time EVER, I will say, coffee makes me sad

 

Da Queen

You feel really strongly about this, don’t you

 

Anonymous Kid

You should have seen his earlier rant

 

I Am Not Your Father

He ranted more than once about coffee?

 

Anonymous Kid

Yup

 

Lord of the Beans

No judging >:(

EPG was right

Suffering alone is awful

 

EPG

Yup

Now get to the meeting

 

Lord of the Beans

No >:D

Imma makes someone else suffer too

 

>Lord of the Beans has added ??? to the chat<

Anonymous Kid

:D

The second pirate has returned!



>Anonymous Kid has renamed ??? to X Marks the Hill<

 

I Am Not Your Father

*gasps*

New person

 

Anonymous Kid

Not a super new one

 

X Marks the Hill

NO

NOT ANOTHER ONE

WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!

 

Da Queen

This has happened before?

 

X Marks the Hill

Everytime they don’t want to suffer alone

 

#Couldn’tSaveHimself

It’s a lot

So many times

They hate suffering alone

And yet they will cause so much suffering

BEWARE

GUARD YOUR DOGS AND BELOVED CHICKENS

THE WORLD WILL END IF YOU CONTINUE ON THIS PATH

 

EPG

……

 

Lord of the Beans

Time to turn around and walk in the other direction…

 

Anonymous Kid

That’s so mean to Hill

 

X Marks the Hill

It really is

 

EPG

LoB

Get to the dumb meeting or you’re fired

 

Lord of the Beans

Oh well

Guess I’m fired

Yay!!! No more paperwork!

No more dealing with nuisances!

I finally have an excuse to retire!

 

EPG

Get to the dumb meeting or I’ll send SRL to convince you to come

 

X Marks the Hill

That’s a hefty threat

 

Lord of the Beans

And a nuisance I just talked about not dealing with

 

Anonymous Kid

You should go

She might murder you again

 

Lord of the Beans

Again?!

I’m supposed to be dead?!

Oh yeah, I forgot….

 

SRL

 

Lord of the Beans

Ok ok

I’ll go

Cya kid

 

Anonymous Kid

Bai

 

I Am Not Your Father

Cya

 

Da Queen

Bye losers

 

#Couldn’tSaveHimself

Good luck

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