There’s No Escape
The Family With 1 Working Brain Cell
Birb 2
I have a question
Ребенок паук
What?
Birb 2
Who’s the one working brain cell?
French Fri
Lady is
Lord of the Beans
All hail the great holder of the one brain cell
Birb 1
May she also assist us in making the choices that won’t murder us in our sleep
Lady of the Beans
What
Мама паук
Yeah, being murdered in your sleep is boring
I would prefer to go out in a blaze of glory
Snowfield
Maybe with an explosion or two on the side right?
Birb 1
Exactly! See, they get it!
Birb 2
I am so done with you guys
I quit
Birb 1
You can’t quit!
Мама паук
You will never get rid of us. We’re like glitter. No matter how hard you try to get rid of us we still show up
Green Thumb
I hate glitter with a passion
Snowfield
LoB once switched out my prosthetic arm with a glittery neon pink one and refused to give me my normal one
WGW
It got glitter everywhere
Captain Language
Yeah, glitter tends to do that
Snowfield
It actually backfired on LoB anyways because I snuck into his bedroom and rolled around on his bed
Ребенок паук
You have a prosthetic arm?
Snowfield
Yeah, I do.
Ребенок паук
Cool, I’ve never met someone with a prosthetic before
Snowfield
Well now you have
Birb 1
⋛⋋(◐⊝◑)⋌⋚
CAW CAW
Ребенок паук
Wut
Birb 1
THE CRY OF THE NoBlE hAwK
Мама паук
BIRB 1
STOP RUNNING AROUND IN THE VENTS SCREAMING CAW CAW
Birb 1
Okay
Green Thumb
AGH
WHY
BIRB 1
NO
Birb 1
⋛⋋(◐^◑)⋌⋚
Ребенок паук
What did he do?
Green Thumb
He interrupted my work!!!
Ребенок паук
……which means?
French Fri
He jumped out of the vents with rainbow feathers taped to his arms then ran around the room flapping his arms like a bird screaming CAW CAW
Then he screamed I SHALL FREE MY BRETHREN
And ran out of the room
Snowfield
Oh no
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
This isn’t going to end well
Lord of the Beans
Somebody stop him!
Lady of the Beans
And make sure not to break anything in the process this time!
Captain Language
Anyone have eyes on him?
Мама паук
He’s in my sights
Captain Language
Take him down
Мама паук
On it
Birb 1
NO!
YOU CAN NOT STOP THE REVOLUTION!
Birb 2
I think she just did
Lady of the Beans
SRL?
Мама паук
I contained him
Lady of the Beans
How many pigeons did he free from the rooftop coops this time?
Ребенок паук
This time?
WGW
Check the news
You will get all the answers you need Lady
Lady of the Beans
He made the news?
……that’s a lot of pigeons
Birb 1
The revolution was successful
I have freed my brethren from their unfair captivity
Birb 2
They’re my brethren too
Why didn’t you invite me :(
Birb 1
You’re unimportant to the world of the pigeon.
EPG
I can’t anymore
I give up
You guys physically pain me
Except for Kid and Lady oc
Someone must suffer with me
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
I’m suffering too
EPG
You don’t count
>EPG has added ??? to the chat<
>EPG has renamed ??? to X Marks the Hill<
X Marks the Hill
NO
WHY
HOW DO I GET OFF
EPG
I can’t suffer alone anymore Hill
X Marks the Hill
Why THE HECK DID YOU BRING ME INTO THIS?!?!
Ребенок паук
Another new person?
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU GUYS KNOW?!?!
AND HOW?!?!
I have like…. three friends
Plus Murph
Birb 2
That’s a really sad thing to say
Мама паук
Who’s Murph?
Ребенок паук
A cat
EPG
Is he actually a cat?
Ребенок паук
…yes?
EPG
Oh good
I can’t handle a second one
WGW
Why is English so weird?
Мама паук
Not only is English weird, but its alphabet is also useless
Lord of the Beans
Oh really?
Мама паук
Yes
Birb 2
Then what alphabet is up to your alphabet using standards
Мама паук
The Russian alphabet is a hundred times better
Green Thumb
You are Russian, so maybe it’s better to you but not to others
Мама паук
No
It’s just better
Snowfield
She has a point there
Birb 1
A lot of the English letters are useless
Captain Language
And Russian ones aren’t?
Ребенок паук
No actually
I’ve been learning the Russian alphabet and I like it better too
Lord of the Beans
Which alphabet would be the best then?
X Marks the Hill
SO MANY NOTIFICATIONS
IT’S BEEN LIKE TWO MINUTES
HOW
YOU’RE NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING EVEN RELEVENTLY IMPORTANT!
FREE ME FROM THIS!
EPG
I don’t have the power to do that
Snowfield
There’s no escape
Birb 2
Once you are here you will never leave
EPG
You’re going to have to suffer with me forever Hill ;)
X Marks the Hill
……
I hate you.
I’m not talking to you for that whole time
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
BUT HE JUST SAID THAT WHOLE TIME WAS FOREVER
X Marks the Hill
Exactly
EPG
No waiiittt I need your help with the angry cat
X Marks the Hill
No.
EPG
Dang
;(
Captain Language
There actually is a way of escape
Ребенок паук
*gasps*
You have found a way to free people from the endless notifications?
Captain Language
You guys could always smash your phones then get a new phone number
As long as you don’t tell anyone the new phone number you would be safe
X Marks the Hill
Cap has a good point
Birb 1
Don’t do this!
Don’t leave!
X Marks the Hill
Give me one good reason I shouldn’t
Мама паук
My kid
X Marks the Hill
You have a kid?
Мама паук
Yes
He is the most amazing kid
Ребенок паук
Hewwo!
And I’m not a kid MS!
Мама паук
You just said hello in baby talk
Ребенок паук
……
Captain Language
She’s got you there kid
WGW
Also, you are a kid
Everyone can tell
EPG
No point lying
X Marks the Hill
Fine
I’ll stay
But I’m still not helping with Goose
EPG
D;
Birb 2
Why do you wink in every emote you send?
EPG
Because I only have one eye
ObViOuSlY