Cap Tries (and Fails) to be a Therapist
>??? has added you and 6 others to this chat<
>??? has renamed ??? to Captain Language<
>Captain Language has renamed ???? to Snow Field<
>Captain Language has renamed ????? to Anonymous Kid<
>Captain Language has renamed ?????? to SRL<
>Captain Language has renamed ???????? to Lord of the Beans<
>Captain Language has renamed ????????? to WGW<
>Captain Language has renamed ???????????? to French Fri<
Anonymous Kid
I see I have my old name back
Captain Language
Just for this chat
WGW
Where’s the others?
Lord of the Beans
I’ll do you one better
What’s this chat?
Snowfield
I’ll do you one better
Why’s this chat?
SRL
I’m leaving
Captain Language
No
>SRL has left the chat<
>French Fri has added SRL to the chat<
SRL
Hissssss
Captain Language
Calm down for a min and let me explain!
Lord of the Beans
Go on
Explain
Captain Language
Therapy
>SRL has left the chat<
WGW
Wow
She did not hesitate to leave
>French Fri has added SRL to the chat<
SRL
No
Captain Language
Too bad
>Captain Language has renamed this chat to Therapy<
Lord of the Beans
Whyyyyy
Captain Language
Because
WGW
Ok
At least I don’t have to pay for this
Captain Language
….. Alrighty then
Anonymous Kid
Why am I here?
Captain Language
Because you kept making it known that you needed therapy
Anonymous Kid
Tru
WGW
I repeat the where are the others
Captain Language
They either
1) Don’t need it
Or 2) they’ll make things worse
Lord of the Beans
No fair
WGW
Fair
Anonymous Kid
Makes sense
SRL
Hisssss
Captain Language
Okay!
Let’s start with LoB!
Lord of the Beans
Bleh
Captain Language
How do you feel about what’s going on in your life?
Lord of the Beans
Fine
Captain Language
How are things going? Are they going well?
Lord of the Beans
Fine
Captain Language
Would you like to add more to that?
Lord of the Beans
Fine
Captain Language
…..
Lord of the Beans
Fine
Captain Language
Are you just copying and pasting fine?
Lord of the Beans
Fine
Captain Language
……..Alright
Kid
Your turn
Anonymous Kid
Ok!
Captain Language
Anything you want to talk about?
Anonymous Kid
Uhmmmm
Oh!
Captain Language
What?
Anonymous Kid
I saw a deer yesterday!
:3
Captain Language
Anything else?
Anonymous Kid
I also saw a dog!
Captain Language
And?
Anonymous Kid
Hmmmm
And a pigeon!
WGW
Dude
You’re in NY
Pigeons are everywhere
Anonymous Kid
It was a pretty pigeon :D
Lord of the Beans
I would give up with him Cap
He’s too sweet to be here
Anonymous Kid
Aw thanks!
^-^
Captain Language
Fine
SRL?
How do you feel?
SRL
Like I want to murder you
Anonymous Kid
You’re joking, right?
SRL
I never joke
Anonymous Kid
…..
Lord of the Beans
She really doesn’t
WGW
There are times
Snowfield
This is not one of those times
Captain Language
Do you want to talk about your feelings, SRL?
SRL
Ask me again and I will find and kill you
Captain Language
…..
SRL
And that would be very easy
Snowfield
Ha
Captain Language
Okay
Moving on
What about you, Snow?
Snowfield
Ugh no
Captain Language
Too bad
Snowfield
Goodbye
Captain Language
Snow?
Snow??
Snow????????
Anonymous Kid
Dude
He probably turned his phone off
Captain Language
Dang it
Fine
WGW
Your turn
WGW
Are you even a certified therapist?
Captain Language
….
WGW
That’s what I thought
I’m out
Peace!
Anonymous Kid
Bai!
:)
Lord of the Beans
Well that went well
I’ll be leaving now
Goodbye
Captain Language
No wait
French Fri
Sit down Captain
Captain Language
Aye aye French Fri
*salutes*
French Fri
All of you come back
Anonymous Kid
I’m still here
French Fri
Come back or I kick the Kid off of all the chats
SRL
Here
Lord of the Beans
Right here!
Snowfield
*sigh*
WGW
Are you a certified therapist?
French Fri
Actually, I am
WGW
Oh
Alright then
Anonymous Kid
Oh cool!
Is that your job?
French Fri
No
Anonymous Kid
Huh…..