The Kid Has Friends?...... Apparently
The Nerd Squad
I Am Not Your Father
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Da Queen
Peter Parker
Get on here right. now.
Pigeon Crasher
Hi guys
I Am Not Your Father
Of course he comes when you call
Da Queen
Where have you been Peter?!
We’ve been trying to reach you for hours!
Pigeon Crasher
I was talking to my other friends
I Am Not Your Father
What other friends?
Da Queen
You used the same lame excuse last time, Peter
I Am Not Your Father
He has friends that aren’t us?
Pigeon Crasher
I do actually
Here I’ll add you to the chat
Da Queen
You better
Pigeon Crasher
Lemme just ask them first
>Peter has created this chat<
>Peter has renamed this chat to The 1 With All the Weirdos<
>Peter has renamed Peter to Anonymous Kid<
>Anonymous Kid has added 13 people to this chat<
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ??? to Lord of the Beans<
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ???? to French Fri<
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ????? to SRL<
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ?????? to Lady of the Beans<
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ??????? to WGW<
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ???????? to Snowfield<
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ????????? to Captain Language<
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ?????????? to Sparky Sparky Boom Boom<
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ??????????? to Birb 1<
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ???????????? to Birb 2<
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ????????????? to Green Thumb<
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ?????????????? to Eye Patch Guy<
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ??????????????? to #Couldn’tSaveHimself<
SRL
Another one?
Birb 2
Y?
WGW
Don’t we already have a chat?
Anonymous Kid
Yeah, but I made this one for my friends to join
Are you all okay with that?
Lord of the Beans
You have friends?
Birb 1
Apparently he does
Lady of the Beans
That’s a good thing!
And It’s fine with me
Eye Patch Guy
Fine here
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
DaNgEr
Green Thumb
I’m good with it
SRL
Fine
Snowfield
Sure I guess
WGW
Sounds interesting
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
YES
Birb 2
We birbs are fine with it
Birb 1
Ye
Captain Language
Go ahead Kid
Anonymous Kid
Alright!
>Anonymous Kid has added 2 people to The 1 With All The Weirdos<
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ???????????????? to Da Queen<
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ????????????????? to I Am Not Your Father<
Anonymous Kid
So guys
These are my friends
Also, here you can call me Anonymous
Lord of the Beans
Hi
Just call him Kid
We do
Lady of the Beans
Hello!
WGW
Hey
SRL
…hi
French Fri
Hello.
Snowfield
hi
Birb 1
Yo
Green Thumb
Hello
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
D A N G E R
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
GREETINGS MORTALS
Birb 2
Sup
Captain Language
Hey
Eye Patch Guy
Hello
Da Queen
Sup Losers
I Am Not Your Father
Dang
He actually has friends that aren’t us
Da Queen
Apparently
SRL
You didn’t think he did?
Anonymous Kid
Calm down MS
SRL
>:|
WGW
Nice to meet you two
Da Queen
Who are you people?
Lord of the Beans
Well the kid dubbed me Lord of the Beans or LoB for short
Lady of the Beans
I’m his wife
Hence the name
WGW
Hi
My name stand for Weird in a Good Way if you were wondering
Birb 1
I’m the best birb
Birb 2
Lies
SRL
I’m his Мама паук
Captain Language
Just call her SRL
I Am Not Your Father
SRL?
Does that stand for something?
Anonymous Kid
Scary Russian Lady
Da Queen
Oh. I thought it was Serial Killer in Real Life
Anonymous Kid
Where in the world did the K come from?
Da Queen
Idk. Maybe 'cause she's also an utter Kween
SRL
Yes girl!
*high five*
Da Queen
*high five*
I Am Not Your Father
Oh no
Anonymous Kid
Crap
I Am Not Your Father
They're going to take over the world
Anonymous Kid
I never should have let them meet
Lady of the Beans
Oooh! I'm joining!
*high five*
Lord of the Beans
Run for your lives!
Da Queen
Respect
Who else is on here?
Eye Patch Guy
Me
Anonymous Kid
He has an eyepatch
I Am Not Your Father
Sick
Eye Patch Guy
That’s not the only cool thing about me
Lord of the Beans
Yes it is
I Am Not Your Father
Oof
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
Doom is upon us all
Da Queen
Wut
Anonymous Kid
That’s #CSH
I don’t get the name
But he thinks that this chat is going to destroy the universe or something
Da Queen
Huh
Snowfield
He’s Strange
WGW
Dude.
No.
I Am Not Your Father
What?
Anonymous Kid
Snowfield
Snow cuz reasons
And field cuz his mind is as vast and empty as a field
Cap named him
Captain Language
Yup
And I’m Captain Language because I make them watch their language and seem captainy
Da Queen
So you’re like their father
Lord of the Beans
Ewwwwwww
No
Birb 2
More like an annoying older brother
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
I’M SPARKY SPARKY BOOM BOOM BECAUSE I BLOW THINGS UP
I Am Not Your Father
Cool!
Da Queen
What’s up with the caps?
Anonymous Kid
His phone’s broken
Green Thumb
Yup
And I’m Green Thumb
I Am Not Your Father
You garden?
Green Thumb
Uhmmmmmmm…… not exactly
Birb 1
Mr. Squiggles!
ToT
ToT
ToT
ToT
Da Queen
Who’s Mr. Squiggles
WGW
He’s the plant B1 gave to GT
Birb 2
GT killed him
Birb 1
Squigggglllleeeeesssss!
Ripppppp
You are remembered
Green Thumb
Sadly
I Am Not Your Father
So many people are on here!
Anonymous Kid
Oh! There’s one more person!
French Fri
Hello!
You can call me Fri!
I’m the smart one of the group!
Lord of the Beans
I’m smart!
SRL
Nah
Lady of the Beans
Remember last week?
Lord of the Bean
………right……….
SRL
Exactly
Da Queen
Wait
What happened last week?
I Am Not Your Father
Tell usssss
Lady of the Beans
….
WGW
No
I Am Not Your Father
But whyyyyy?
Lord of the Beans
Because
I Am Not Your Father
*gasp*
Da Queen
He knows the because law
Captain Language
What?
I Am Not Your Father
The because law!
Da Queen
Don’t tell me Anonymous didn’t tell you about the because law!
Anonymous Kid
I did!
Snowfield
He did not
Anonymous Kid
I did not!
Birb 1
He didn’t need to tell me
Da Queen
So some of you are cultured
Birb 2
What’s the because law?
I Am Not Your Father
Only some
Birb 2
Which ones of us are the some?
Anonymous Kid
We choose not to answer that
SRL
I’ll give you a hint
It’s not you
Birb 2
Jeez SRL
Da Queen
Nice
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
I give up
The universe is going to die
And I honestly will be glad to be rid of you all
Birb 1
Dude
You couldn’t even save yourself
Which means no ominous prophecies about death and destruction
I Am Not Your Father
Wait
I wanna know
Anonymous Kid
Know what?
I Am Not Your Father
Many things
But first
How’s the universe going to end?
And when?
Snowfield
Oh great
Birb 1
You’ve encouraged him
SRL
Thanks for that
Da Queen
….
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
Finally someone who will listen!
SoIcameontothischatbecauseIwantedtowarneveryonethattheuniverseisgoingtoend.See,afewdaysagoIhadthissenseofadangertotheuniverseandIfollowedittothischatbutnoonewouldlistentomealsoeveryoneonthischatiseitheraspyoranavengersoIstayedonthechattomakesuretheywouldn’tbeidiotsanddestroytheuniverseandIkeeptryingtowarnthembuttheywon’tlistenandIlikechickennuggiesandthenIrealizedthattheywouldn’teverlistenbutwhenyoucameontothechatIwaslike,ohwait!They’lllisten!AndsoItoldyouguysandIwasright!Aboutyoulistening,theuniversehasn’tbeendestroyedyet.
WGW
Dude
Really?
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
….sorry
Anonymous Kid
What?
I Am Not Your Father
I don’t know how to process that
Da Queen
……..
WGW
Don’t be suspicious
Don’t be suspicious
Don’t be suspicious
Da Queen
…ok?
Does she do that a lot?
Anonymous Kid
Yerpo
Lady of the Beans
Oh yeah
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
YES
Birb 2
Every day
Birb 1
All the time
Green Thumb
She never stops doing it
French Fri
It’s her “thing”
Lord of the Beans
She says it every time we text
Captain Language
I think it’s fine
Eye Patch Guy
It’s starting to get old
SRL
And annoying
Snowfield
She should stop
I Am Not Your Father
Why tho?
Anonymous Kid
Why does she do it? Or why should she stop?
I Am Not Your Father
First one
WGW
Because if I didn’t they would let the kid find out who we are by doing the stupidest things
Lord of the Beans
……
Eye Patch Guy
Fair point
SRL
Oh definitely
Birb 1
We wouldn’t survive one day without him finding out
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
YEAH
Snowfield
^^
Birb 2
^^^
Green Thumb
^^^^
Lady of the Beans
^^^^^
#Couldn’tSaveHimself
^^^^^^
French Fri
^^^^^^^
Captain Language
^^^^^^^^
Da Queen
Wow
I Am Not Your Father
…………
WGW
See!