Is it just me… or is SRL acting like a child?
Lady of the Beans
Has anyone seen SRL?
Did she get home safe last night?
Lord of the Beans
I’m sure she did
Birb 2
Haven’t seen her
Green Thumb
She hasn’t spoken to me today
French Fri
SRL made it home safe and is with Birb 1
Anonymous Kid
Home safe from what?
Is she okay?
Also, do you guys not have a group chat without me on it?
Snowfield
A work thing
I think so
And we do not
Anonymous Kid
Why not?
Captain Language
SRL doesn’t like group chats
She only replies to this one because of you
Anonymous Kid
Awwww
That makes me feel special
Birb 1
SRL is with me
Lord of the Beans
Where are you?
Birb 1
The vents
Anonymous Kid
Oh cool!
I wish my vents were big enough to fit me
Birb 2
Birb 1 uses them to pull pranks and hide from us
Anonymous Kid
Awesome!
Snowfield
For him
Green Thumb
Not so much us
Anonymous Kid
I have a question for SRL
Birb 1
She’s asleep rn
Anonymous Kid
In the vents?
Birb 1
Yeah
There’s a big open part of the vents that I made a sort of nest in
It’s comfortable
Anonymous Kid
Ah
Lady of the Beans
Is she ok?
Birb 1
She had some slight panic from the thing last night
I found her in one of the corners of the Nest
She’s okay now
Green Thumb
Injuries?
Birb 1
Not many
I took care of them
Anonymous Kid
Uhm what?
Birb 2
……
WGW
Don’t be suspicious
Lord of the Beans
We really need that other group chat
Lady of the Beans
Yeah
See, what happened is that SRL got mugged on the way home
Birb 1
Right, that’s it
Anonymous Kid
Is she okay?
SRL
She’s
Fine
Anonymous Kid
SRL!
Are you okay?
Hurt?
Tired?
Is there anything I can do?
SRL
I’m fine Kid
Snowfield
I’ll make you some breakfast
WGW
And I’ll make tea!
SRL
Thanks
Lady of the Beans
Do you want me to cancel your next work thing?
SRL
When is it?
Lady of the Beans
Tomorrow night
SRL
No
I’ll be fine by then
Anonymous Kid
You should rest!
Eat!
Sleep!
Relax!
Lord of the Beans
You’re really worried huh Kid
Anonymous Kid
OF COURSE I’M WORRIED
SRL
I’ll be fine детка
Anonymous Kid
I’m still worried!
SRL
Не будь
Anonymous Kid
???
SRL
Все хорошо
Anonymous Kid
I don’t know Russian…
Birb 1
Sorry she switches to Russian when tired
Anonymous Kid
So she gets sweary and russiany
Birb 2
Yup
Snowfield
She says don’t be worried, she’s fine
Anonymous Kid
You speak Russian too?
French Fri
Snowfield, SRL, Birb 1, and I speak Russian
Anonymous Kid
So cool!
Lord of the Beans
Now that we know that SRL is safe….
You weren’t actually able to answer this question last time I asked….
So….
Who’s your favorite Avenger?
WGW
You’re really asking this now?
Also, food and tea is ready
SRL
Mkay
Birb 1
That means you have to leave the Nest
SRL
Нет
я не хочу
Birb 1
Ну давай же
SRL
Отлично
Но ты тоже должен прийти
Birb 1
Хорошо
Anonymous Kid
So my favorite Avenger is…..
ALL OF THEM!
Captain Language
All of them?
Birb 2
You can’t choose them all!
Lord of the Beans
Come on, Kid!
Who is it really?!
Anonymous Kid
Iron Man
Captain America
Scarlet Witch
Hulk
Black Widow
Hawkeye
Falcon
Winter Soldier
Thor
I like them all for different reasons!
I can’t choose just one!
WGW
Understandable
Eye Patch Guy
Or maybe he just likes spies more
Anonymous Kid
Nah
And if I did then I would choose Black Widow
She’s an Avenger and a spy
SRL
Ха
Birb 1
SRL.
Eat.
SRL
:P
Captain Language
So you like them all?
Anonymous Kid
Yeah
WGW
That’s so sweet!
Lady of the Beans
You’re such an adorable and kind kid!
SRL
Отвали
Snowfield
Did you just hiss?
Birb 2
I didn’t know humans could even do that
Anonymous Kid
That’s so cool!
SRL
Детская шахта
Lord of the Beans
Uhm what?
SRL
Он мой
Lord of the Beans
Fri
French Fri
She said “He’s mine.”
SRL
Он мой паучок, и не смей прикасаться к нему
French Fri
“He’s my baby spider and don’t you dare touch him”
Anonymous Kid
Baby Spider?
SRL
Да
>SRL has renamed SRL to Мама паук<
>Мама паук has renamed Anonymous Kid to Ребенок паук<
Мама паук
Если вы осмелитесь изменить эти имена, вы столкнетесь с медленной и болезненной кончиной.
French Fri
“If you dare change these names you will face a slow and painful demise”
Lord of the Beans
Yeah….
I can’t even pronounce that
So I’m still going to call you SRL and Kid
Birb 2
Same
Ребенок паук
Did she just claim me?
Birb 1
Don’t fight it, Kid
When she’s sleep deprived she always gets her way
Snowfield
Always
Ребенок паук
Okay then
I guess I have a Мама паук
Snowfield
You know Russian?
Ребенок паук
I’ve picked up a few words here and there
Birb 2
Am I the only one who doesn’t know any Russian?
Lord of the Beans
Yes
Birb 2
You know some?!?!?!?
Lord of the Beans
Yup!
French Fri
He only knows how to say idiot
Lord of the Beans
It still counts!!!!
Captain Language
I don’t know any Russian
Birb 2
We’ll know nothing together
Мама паук
Вы все идиоты, а ребенок мой
French Fri
“You’re all idiots and the kid is mine”
Lord of the Beans
We know!
WGW
How about we get you to bed SRL?
Мама паук
Нет
я не хочу идти
French Fri
“No
I don’t wanna go”
Ребенок паук
Go on Мама паук you need sleep
Birb 1
See!
The Kid wants you to go to bed!
Мама паук
Хорошо
Отлично
French Fri
“Okay
Fine”
WGW
I’ll get her to bed
And I’ll take her phone away
Мама паук
Нет, не надо!
French Fri
“No, don’t!”
Birb 2
So you’ve been claimed Kid
Ребенок паук
Apparently
Lord of the Beans
Dang
I was going to claim you
Ребенок паук
Uhm what?
Snowfield
She would have just killed you and claimed the kid anyway
Lord of the Beans
*sighs*
Yeah
She would have
Birb 2
She still should
Captain Language
No
No killing LoB right now
Lord of the Beans
Right now????
I’m kicking you both out
Captain Language
I’m surprised you didn’t already
Birb 2
Nooooo
Don’tttt
WGW
Okay she’s asleep
Lady of the Beans
Her phone?
WGW
Stole it
It’s in the kitchen
Мама паук
That’s what you think >:)
WGW
Or not
Ребенок паук
Мама!
Go to sleep!
Мама паук
No >:(
Birb 1
Yes
Мама паук
No
Birb 1
Yes
Мама паук
Нет
Birb 1
Да
WGW
Go steal her phone
Birb 1
You do it
WGW
I already tried
Birb 1
Fine
Мама паук
Nooo :(
Birb 2
…..Is it just me, or did SRL seem a lot like a child?
Lord of the Beans
…..get out of my house Birb 2
Birb 2
Never!