You were WHAT?!?!?!
Ребенок паук
….
I’m bored
Lord of the Beans
Is that anything new?
Ребенок паук
Yes
Birb 1
Sooo new
Ребенок паук
Hey Birb 1!
How’s my Мама паук?
Мама паук
I’m fine, Ребенок
Ребенок паук
Just wanted to make sure!
Lady of the Beans
I still can’t get over how sweet you are!
WGW
Same
Birb 2
I’m bored too
Captain Language
Then go train
Birb 2
No
Ребенок паук
How about we play truth or dare?
Birb 2
Yes!
Lady of the Beans
Okay
Captain Language
I’m in
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
SOUNDS FUN
Birb 1
Sweet!
SRL
Snow
You have to play too!
Snowfield
Fine
Мама паук
Whatever
Lord of the Beans
YES!
Kid, truth or dare
Ребенок паук
Truth
Lord of the Beans
Who are you really?
Ребенок паук
Dare
Lord of the Beans
I dare you to tell us who you are
Ребенок паук
Nope
Nevermind
Let’s set some ground rules first
Lady of the Beans
Good idea
WGW
We don’t want LoB to find you
Мама паук
And corrupt you
Lord of the Beans
You underestimate my power
~( ˘ ³˘)~
I, oh great and powerful, LORD OF THE BEANS! Am corrupting this child just by TeXtInG him!
Birb 2
Bad LoB
Ребенок паук
I doubt your power
Anyway! Here’s the rules:
1) No asking super personal questions (looking at you LoB)
2) You don’t have to answer if you don’t want to
3) No dares that involve hurting people
Lady of the Beans
That involves physically and mentally, SRL
Мама паук
…..
What about emotionally?
Ребенок паук
*is slightly more scared of SRL now*
Lord of the Beans
Don’t worry Kid
Birb 1
She claimed you
Which means she won’t harm you
EVER
Snowfield
So does that mean that wrecking property is still on the table?
Lady of the Beans
No
Snowfield
:(
Ребенок паук
Ok!
Let’s play!
IT’S MY TURN FIRST!
LoB!
Truth or dare?
Lord of the Beans
Truth
Ребенок паук
What is the worst thing that you’ve done recently?
Birb 2
Oooo
I wanna hear this one
Lord of the Beans
Straight to the hard ones, huh?
Ребенок паук
‘Course!
ᕕ(՞ᗜ՞)ᕗ
Lord of the Beans
I’d say….
Stealing SRL’s yogurt
That put me in a lot of pain
Birb 1
He also had to buy a fridge of yogurt just for her
Lord of the Beans
Yeah
Alright
Cap
Truth or dare?
Captain Language
Truth
Lord of the Beans
Are you in lovvveeeee?
Captain Language
Yes
Ребенок паук
Ooooo
Whoooo?
Captain Language
I’m not telling any of you
Мама паук
I know who it is
But I’m planning on using it as blackmail later
Blackmail doesn’t work if everyone knows about it
Ребенок паук
Webs
Captain Language
Snow
Truth or dare?
Snowfield
Truth
Captain Language
When’s the last time you left the house without it being work related?
Snowfield
…….
Two weeks
Birb 2
We’re changing that right now!
Come on!
Snowfield
Birb 2
Truth or dare?
Birb 2
You’re all boring
I’m going with dare!
Snowfield
I dare you not to make me go outside
Birb 2
….
Dang it
Ребенок паук
You really should go outside dude
Snowfield
No
Birb 2
Kid
Truth or dare?
Ребенок паук
Truth
Birb 2
Borrriiinnngggg!
But
Do you like anyone?
If so…
Who?
Ребенок паук
…..
WGW
Oh my Thor!
He does!
Lady of the Beans
Awwww!
Who is it, Kid?
Ребенок паук
If I told you then 1. Мама паук would either beat them up or test them to see if they’re worthy for me
Мама паук
True
Ребенок паук
2. LoB would use the info to find out who I am
Lord of the Beans
Also true
Ребенок паук
And 3. You all would tease me for it
Birb 2
You underestimate us
We can do it just fine without knowing
Birb 1
Kid and someone sitting in a tree
Birb 2
K
Lord of the Beans
I
Captain Language
S
Snowfield
S
Green Thumb
I
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
N
Birb 1
G
Lady of the Beans
Oh come on guys!
Don’t tease the poor kid
WGW
But we totally ship it!
Ребенок паук
Guysss!
Мама паук
Don’t tease him or else….
Birb 2
Alright!
Who’s next kid?
Ребенок паук
GT
Truth or dare?
Green Thumb
….
Dare
Birb 1
Woah!
Really?
Green Thumb
Yeah
Ребенок паук
I dare you to duel Sparky using pool noodles on top of the roof wearing a chicken costume while being covered in feathers
Green Thumb
…
I hate you
Ребенок паук
No you don’t! :D
Lord of the Beans
Fri…
Film this
French Fri
Ohhhh I definitely am going to
Birb 2
Oh my gosh Kid
You are missing out
Birb 1
It’s hilarious
Captain Language
It is pretty funny
Snowfield
Yeah
Ребенок паук
Dang it!
I want to see!
Lord of the Beans
No
Lady of the Beans
Sorry Kiddo
Ребенок паук
Sad D:
Lord of the Beans
Okay
That was awesome
Next?
Green Thumb
Sparky
Truth or dare?
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
DARE
Green Thumb
Throw something at Birb 1
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
OKAY
Birb 1
Ow!
Lady of the Beans
It seems we have forgotten all about rule three already
Snowfield
Yup
Ребенок паук
What did he throw?
Birb 1
A book!
WGW
MY BOOK!
I WAS READING THAT!!!!
Мама паук
Did it hurt because you can't read?
Birb 2
Ha!
Birb 1
Oof
Lady of the Beans
SRL….
What did we talk about hurting people emotionally?
Мама паук
GT already broke rule 3
I'm just following his example
Ребенок паук
You can’t read Birb 1?
Birb 1
I can
I just don’t want to
SRL
Mhmmm
Likely story
Lady of the Beans
Be nice
Sparky
You’re turn
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
SRL
TRUTH OR DARE
Мама паук
Truth
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PET?
Мама паук
No
But someone close to me recently got the dog they always wanted
Birb 1
Who?
Ребенок паук
You don’t know?
Birb 1
No
So who is it?
Мама паук
Kid
Truth or dare
Ребенок паук
Dare
Мама паук
I dare you to tell the person you like that you like them
Ребенок паук
What?!
No!
I’m putting rule two into action
Lord of the Beans
Dang it
Birb 2
We just want you to be in lovvveeee
WGW
Still shipping it
Lady of the Beans
Always shipping it
Ребенок паук
:P
WGW
Truth or dare?
WGW
Truth
Ребенок паук
What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
WGW
….
I’ve been shot once
Ребенок паук
You were what?!?!?!
WGW
Shot
But don’t worry
GT helped me and I was fine
Ребенок паук
But still!!!!!
Bullet wounds hurt!
And I didn’t expect any of you to have been shot before!
WGW
It wasn’t that bad
And I can’t complain
SRL’s been shot way more times than me
Ребенок паук
WHAT?!??!?!??!?!?!?!
How?!
When?!
Are you both okay?!
Мама паук
WGW!
WGW
I mean…
Don’t be SuSpIciOuS
Ребенок паук
So you’ve been shot more than once?!
Мама паук
…..
Lady of the Beans
*sighs*
Just tell the Kid
Birb 2
She has been
Ребенок паук
When?
Мама паук
Idk
A few months ago I guess
Ребенок паук
Alk;jfiaosdfhjoa;slkdfhjopasdf
You guess?!?!?!?!?!?!
HOW DO YOU FORGET BEING SHOT
Мама паук
¯\_(‘-’)_/¯
Lord of the Beans
Don’t try to understand it
Ребенок паук
So….
You’re a cop then?
Мама паук
Sometimes
Ребенок паук
WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR SOMETIMES ANSWERS!!!?????!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!!!
Lord of the Beans
No one knows, Kid, no one knows
Not even Birb 1
Birb 1
I don’t need to know everything about SRL
Ребенок паук
But you’re her BFF
Birb 1
My statement still stands
Ребенок паук
Okay
Wait
So
SRL is sometimes a cop
WGW is a magician
GT is a doctor
Lady is all your bosses and so is EPG
Cap is captainy
Snow cooks
B1 and B2 I have nooooo idea about
Same thing with Sparky
Fri is Fri
And LoB is someone who doesn’t work and also loves coffee
Lady of the Beans
Yup
Lord of the Beans
Hey!
I work!
Sometimes
Ребенок паук
And you’re all coworkers and live in the same house?
French Fri
Minus EPG
He doesn’t live with us
Eye Patch Guy
Because I’m smart and refuse to go through that torture
Ребенок паук
…..
Birb 2
Sooooooo
Birb 1
Do you know who we are yet?
Ребенок паук
Nope
WGW
Good!
Ребенок паук
*gasps*
I have one more truth or dare!
Snowfield
Go on
Ребенок паук
EPG
How did you lose your eye/get your eye patch
Eye Patch Guy
In battle
Ребенок паук
Woah!
Really?
Lord of the Beans
No
He has this cat he watches over for a friend
The cat is what happened to his eye
Ребенок паук
You lost your eye…
To a cat?
Eye Patch Guy
You’re fired Lord of the Beans
…
And it was a very angry cat
Lord of the Beans
Ha ha ha!
You can’t fire me!
Eye Patch Guy
I can
Lord of the Beans
But you won’t!
Eye Patch Guy
I really will
Don’t test me
Lord of the Beans
….
Please don’t
Lady of the Beans
Please do
Maybe then he’ll actually do the work I’ve given him
Lord of the Beans
Dream on
Eye Patch Guy
I could sick the cat on him for you Lady
Lord of the Beans
NO!