FlObBaGe
Anonymous Kid
Hey LoB
Lord of the Beans
Hi kid
Anonymous Kid
What are you doing
Lord of the Beans
Are you okay Kid?
Anonymous Kid
Why do you ask
Lord of the Beans
1 your greeting had no emotion
2 your sentence is not abbreviated
3 you didn’t object to being called kid twice
And 4
I’m watching you right now
Anonymous Kid
What!?
Where!?
Lord of the Beans
Outside of your room
Youre in bed texting me while drinking
something that isn’t coffee
Anonymous Kid
AGH! STALKER!
(ง≖ヘ≖)ง
French Fri
LoB is not actually watching you
Anonymous Kid
Then how did he know all that
Lord of the Beans
I guessed you were sick then went from there
And you just confirmed it
Anonymous Kid
I’m not sick!
I can’t be sick!
I have sooo much to do today!
I can’t be si
Ah!
I just sneezed all over my phone!
Lord of the Beans
Ew kid
French Fri
Your phone is now covered in germs
Anonymous Kid
I noticed
Lord of the Beans
Admit it
You’re sick
Anonymous Kid
Not!
Lord of the Beans
Then describe how you’re feeling right now
Anonymous Kid
Well
My nose is runny
My eyes are heavy
My throat hurts
My thoughts are all muddled
And I just sneezed on my phone again
Lord of the Beans
You need some tissues?
Anonymous Kid
Oh definitely
I need to get rid of all this flobbage
Lord of the Beans
Flobbage?
French Fri
Flobbage
[Flaw-bige]
An old Scottish word meaning phlegm or mucus
Anonymous Kid
Dang it Fri
I wanted to tell him
Lord of the Beans
…
Wow
Flobbage
Anonymous Kid
Isn’t it so fun to say
It shouldn’t have fallen out of style
You’re never going to forget it
You’re welcome
I have just blessed your life
Lord of the Beans
Wait lemme try it
Anonymous Kid
Sooo?
Lord of the Beans
Okay
It’s pretty great
Anonymous Kid
Is SRL around you?
Lord of the Beans
She’s in the building
Anonymous Kid
Walk up to her and put flobbage into some sort
of sentence
Lord of the Beans
…….
Okay
I’ll make Fri say it
Anonymous Kid
Yay! ✺◟(ᵔᗜᵔ)◞✺
French Fri
Flobbage
A few moments later
SRL
LOB!?
Why in Thor’s sake is Fri screaming the work flobbage
Lord of the Beans
Ask the kid
SRL
Kid?
Anonymous Kid
Flobbage means snot
SRL
And?
Anonymous Kid
I’m sick so they’re distracting me by screaming flobbage at everyone and everything
SRL
Well make them stop
It’s driving everyone crazy
Lord of the Beans
And if I don’t?
SRL
I’ll find you and kill you
Lord of the Beans
Okay then I’m just gonna tell Fri to stop
French Fri
I’ll stop now.
Flobbage.
Okay now.
SRL
Good
Now come to the team exercise
Lord of the Beans
No
Anonymous Kid
Team exercise?
SRL
Something our boss wants us to do
Come on
Lord of the Beans
But the kid’s sick
Anonymous Kid
I’m fine
I’ll just spend the rest of my misery watching something weird on youtube
Lord of the Beans
Okay then
Bye kid
French Fri
Goodbye
SRL
Bye
Anonymous Kid
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