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Named Food Is Not For Touching

>SRL has added you and nine others to this chat<

 

Anonymous Kid

A group chat

*gasp*

I love group chats!

\(^o^)/

 

SRL

Good

 

???

What is this?

 

????

Who’s the unknown number?

 

?????

^

 

Anonymous Kid

*GASP*

New people!

Are they friends of LoB?

 

??????

Who’s LoB?

 

SRL

I’ll explain

 

???????

Ha! 

That’s what he chose to call himself?!

 

Anonymous Kid

Actually I named him

 

?????

Respect

 

SRL

Everyone meet Anonymous Kid

 

????????

HELLO KID OF ANONYMOUS

 

Anonymous Kid

Hi?

 

?????????

So this is who my husband has been texting?

 

French Fri

Yes

 

Anonymous Kid

Husband?!

*GaSp*

Lady of the Beans?

 

????????

I guess so

 

Anonymous Kid

Yay!

 

> Anonymous Kid has renamed ???????? to Lady of the Beans<

 

Anonymous Kid

Who’s next?

 

???

How is he going to name us?

 

SRL

Tell him what you’re like

 

???

Alright

I like reading and I’m a…

Umm

Magician

 

????

She’s the weird one of the group

 

?????

But you’re a close second

 

Lady of the Beans

Boys be nice

 

????

Yes ma’am

 

?????

Yes ma’am

 

Anonymous Kid

Ma’am?

 

SRL

She’s our boss

 

Anonymous Kid

Oh cool! 

And weird is great! 

So that’s your name now

 

> Anonymous Kid has renamed ??? to WGW <

 

WGW

WGW?

 

Anonymous Kid

Weird in a Good Way!

 

WGW

Hmmmm

I like it

 

Anonymous Kid

Yay!

Who’s next?

🧐

 

???????

Ooh!

Ooh!

Me!

 

Anonymous Kid

Go on

 

???????

Okay

So I’m SRL’s best friend

 

SRL

Keep dreaming

 

???????

Pranks are my jam

And birds are my thing

 

?????

No

Birds are my thing

 

???????

No they’re not!

 

Anonymous Kid

Uhmmmm

I’ll do you two later

 

??????

Do him next

 

????
Who?

 

??????

You

 

????

Me?

 

??????

Yes

 

Anonymous Kid

Okay then

 

??????

Name him Snowfield

 

Anonymous Kid

Why?

 

??????

Snow because of reasons

And field because his mind is as vast and empty as a field

 

????

…..

Eh



?????

“Eh”?

When I called you that you called me *beep*!

 

Anonymous Kid

Wow

You called him something that needed to get bleeped out?

That's harsh man

 

??????

Language

 

????

Hey kid

Name the annoying one *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

 

Anonymous Kid

O-O

 

??????

Language!!!

 

> Anonymous Kid has renamed ???? to Snowfield<

 

> Anonymous Kid has renamed ?????? to Captain Language <

 

Captain Language

Captain Language, huh?

 

Anonymous Kid

You seem sort of captainy and you make them watch their language

 

SRL

Fits him well

 

???????

No kidding

 

Lord of the Beans

SRL.

What.

Is.

This.

 

SRL

A group chat

 

Lord of the Beans

I thought I said NO GROUP CHATS!

 

SRL

You did

I just didn't listen

 

Lady of the Beans

But it’s only fair we get to meet the person distracting you from work

 

Snowfield

He actually works?!

 

Lady of the Beans

Hmmm…

You bring up a very valid point Snowfield

It's only fair we get to meet the person distracting you from pretending to work

 

Lord of the Beans

No!

Why do you do this to me SRL!?

 

SRL

You.

Ate.

My.

YOGURT.

 

Lord of the Beans

No 

I ate the yogurt I found in the fridge

 

SRL

It had my name on it

 

???????

 

?????

o.o

 

WGW

You really messed up this time

 

Anonymous Kid

Dude

Never eat named foods

 

Lord of the Beans

Well at least she isn’t trying to kill me

 

SRL

Oh I really want to

 

Lady of the Beans

I’m just stopping her

 

Lord of the Beans

Thank Thor for that

 

????????

YES BEAN LORD?

 

Lord of the Beans

No not you

 

Anonymous Kid

???

 

WGW

Shhhh...

You didn’t see a thing…

 

Anonymous Kid

So how 'bout you caps guy?

 

????????

ME?



Anonymous Kid

Yes

What do you like?

 

????????

STORMS EXPLOSIONS AND FRIENDS



????????

He also destroys pretty much everything he touches

On accident of course

 

> Anonymous Kid has renamed ???????? to Sparky Sparky Boom Boom<

 

Sparky Sparky Boom Boom

COOL!

 

???????

Fits him better than you realize!

 

Anonymous Kid

Great!

Who’s next!

 

???????

Us bird boys

 

?????

Yeah

 

Lord of the Beans

I got this one

 

> Lord of the Beans has renamed ?????? to Birb 1 <

 

>Lord of the Beans has renamed ????? to Birb 2 <

 

Birb 2

Why am I birb 2?

 

Lord of the Beans

Because you came second

 

Birb 1

Because I’m cooler than u 

#Iamawesome

 

SRL

#Stopspoutinglies

 

Anonymous Kid

And you say you guys are best friends?

 

Birb 1

Yes

 

SRL

I only want to kill him sometimes

 

Birb 1

See!

 

Anonymous Kid

This group chat is amazing

 

Lord of the Beans

No it’s not! 

>:(

 

Birb 1

Stop being a baby LoB

 

Lord of the Beans

Lady of the Beans!

Birb 1 called me a baby!

 

Lady of the Beans 

Be nice Birb 1

And stop whining honey

 

SRL

It makes you more annoying than you already are

 

Captain Language 

Be nice SRL

 

Snowfield

Why should she be?

 

Anonymous Kid

I have to go to school guys

:'(

 

Captain Language

Good luck Kid

 

Lord of the Beans

See ya Kid

 

SRL

Bye Kid

 

Birb 1

Cya Kid!

 

Birb 2

Ttyl

 

Lady of the Beans

Have a good time sweetie

 

Snowfield

Bye

 

Sparky Sparky Boom Boom

GOODBYE YOUNG CHILD

 

Anonymous Kid

FOR THE LAST TIME I’M NOT A KID!

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