What lemons?!?!
Lord of the Beans
Kid!
Why’d you do that?!
Anonymous Kid
Do what?
Lord of the Beans
You blew up my house!
Anonymous Kid
No I didnt
I’m not even online
Lord of the Beans
You set a trap!
Anonymous Kid
*shrug* maybe it was someone else?
Lord of the Beans
There’s no one else on the server
Anonymous Kid
…
Webs
Lord of the Beans
So you did do it!
Anonymous Kid
Yes
But hey, when life hands you lemons make
lemonade
Lord of the Beans
What lemons?!?!
Besides I don’t like being handed things
Anonymous Kid
…
Then what do you do when someone tries
to hand you something?
Lord of the Beans
Ignore them
Besides, they're used to it by now
Especially… um
... Sadness
Anonymous Kid
His real name is Sadness?
Lord of the Beans
Nope
Anonymous Kid
Huh
So you never get handed things?
Lord of the Beans
Not if I can avoid it
Anonymous Kid
How do you live this way?
Lord of the Beans
I just do
???
LoB get off Minecraft and get over here
Anonymous Kid
Nothing!
You’re back!
???
I’m just here to tell LoB to get his butt to this meeting
Lord of the Beans
But meetings are boringgggg
Anonymous Kid
School is boring too
And yet I am forced to go ┻┻︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵┻┻
Lord of the Beans
Yeah
But you’re you
You don’t count
Anonymous Kid
HEY!
???
Boo hoo LoB
News flash; I don’t care
Get over here
Anonymous Kid
Wait!
???
What?
Lord of the Beans
What?
Anonymous Kid
What can I call you for real?
Lord of the Beans
Call her SRL
Anonymous Kid
SRL?
Lord of the Beans
Scary Russian Lady
It’s what everyone calls her
???
LoB get over here before something bad
and very painful happens to you
“Accidently”
Anonymous Kid
I can see why
Lord of the Beans
Yup
>Anonymous Kid has renamed ??? to SRL<
SRL
Get over here NOW!
Anonymous Kid
No
Please don’t make him go away
I’ll be so lonely
SRL
…
Lord of the Beans
That was actually kind of adorable Kid
Anonymous Kid
I’m not adorable!
Or a kid!
Lord of the Beans
You sort of seem like one
An adorable kid with eyes that belong on the
list of the top 10 most deadliest yet cutest weapons
known to man
Anonymous Kid
I am not!
I am not adorable!
And I am not a kid!
SRL
Awwww he’s having a little tantrum
Come 'ere (つ≧▽≦)つ❤️
Lord of the Beans
Awwwwww <3
Anonymous Kid
You can’t even see me!
SRL
We don’t have to
Lord of the Beans
You’re just so cute it shows through the phone
Anonymous Kid
>:(
Fine
I’ll use it to my advantage
Lord of the Beans
Wait wait wait
Hold up
What do you mean?
SRL
Hmmm good strategy
Now get over here LoB
Anonymous Kid
SRL?
SRL
Yes?
Anonymous Kid
Pwease don’t make Mr. LoB go away
I’ll be so bowed and lonwey wivout him
Lord of the Beans
Awwww
SRL
…
Anonymous Kid
Pweeeeeeaaaaasssseeee???? (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
SRL
…
Fine
But you can’t tell anyone about me doing this
Anonymous Kid
Deal!
SRL
Great
Anonymous Kid
Yay! o((*^▽^*))o
Lord of the Beans
0-0
You just got the SRL to do something for you
Anonymous Kid
Yeah so?
Lord of the Beans
She like never does anything for anybody
Especially not someone she’s only talked to twice!
Anonymous Kid
Too bad for you
Lord of the Beans
I’ve never gotten her to do anything for me!
SRL
Because you’re not charming or cute
Lord of the Beans
LIES!
SRL
TRUTH!
Anonymous KId
Wait are you guys more than just coworkers?
Friends perhaps?
Lord of the Beans
Wellllll….
SRL
I don’t feel the need to kill or physically and mentally
injure him right now
So sort of at the moment
Anonymous Kid
You’re sort of at the moment friends?
Lord of the Beans
Exactly
SRL
Yup
Anonymous Kid
Ok then
What do you like to do SRL?
SRL
Can’t talk right now
I have to go cover for Lord of the Idiots
Lord of the Beans
Hey!
…
But thank you
SRL
Yeah whatever
Anonymous Kid
So what does she like to do?
Lord of the Beans
She likes to scare people, yeet people, and work
is pretty much her life
Anonymous Kid
Dang that’s sad
But now she has me
The absolutely amazing online young adult in her life
Lord of the Beans
*kid
Anonymous Kid
I AM NOT A KID!
Lord of the Beans
Yes you are
French Fri
You are a kid
SRL
Definitely
Lord of the Beans
Your name even says it
SRL
You act like one too
French Fri
And also because you are simply a kid
Anonymous Kid
ಠಗಠ
Wow
Thanks for teaming up on me guys
French Fri
You are very welcome kid
Lord of the Beans
You deserve it anyways