Minecraft 101
Lord of the Beans
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Anonymous Kid
I’m not responding to kid
Lord of the Beans
Help me not-kid
Anonymous Kid
With?
Lord of the Beans
I’m bad at minecraft
Help me be better
Anonymous Kid
*gasp* I thought you would never ask!
Lord for the Beans
So you’ll help?
Anonymous Kid
Of course I’ll help you!
I will teach you minecraft 101
Lord of the Beans
Okay…
Anonymous Kid
1)Punch trees for wood then use wood to make an axe
Lord of the Beans
What about a sword?
Anonymous Kid
No
Axes can be used to cut down trees and attack
They’re better than wimpy swords
Lord of the Beans
Okay
Anonymous Kid
2)Collect more wood and look around
Lord of the Beans
There’s a village!
Anonymous Kid
Loot it
Lord of the Beans
…
Isn’t that stealing?
Anonymous Kid
Yup!
Lord of the Beans
I’m worried about you kid
Anonymous Kid
You should be
Lord of the Beans
Ok?
Next?
Anonymous Kid
Alright
Now go find some stone and mine straight into the mountain
Lord of the Beans
Into?
How about down?
Anonymous Kid
Never.
Dig.
Straight.
Down.
The game will kill you and then I will kill you
And then I’ll loot you while you're dead and helpless to stop me!
MHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lord of the Beans
I think you might need a therapist
Anonymous Kid
Tell me something I don’t know
Lord of the Beans
Fine
I’ll dig a staircase down
Anonymous Kid
Good child
Lord of the Beans
I’m not the child
You’re the child
Anonymous Kid
Stop spouting lies
Lord of the Beans
So you are a kid!
Anonymous Kid
Maturity wise? Or age wise?
Lord of the Beans
You’re both aren’t you?
Anonymous Kid
And you aren’t?
Lord of the Beans
…
Anonymous Kid
You are old!
Lord of the Beans
...What’s number 3?
Anonymous Kid
3)Mine
Lord of the Beans
Ok
A few minutes later
Lord of the Beans
Agh!
Stupid freaking lava!
Anonymous Kid
Did you die?
Lord of the Beans
Yes!
And I lost all my stuff!
Anonymous Kid
You had all your stuff in your inventory?
Lord of the Beans
You didn’t tell me what to do with them!
Anonymous Kid
*facepalm*