mommy issues
( this is so dumb. )
"You could never defeat a god! Let alone me!"
"Oh really?"
He knew Loki hated any mention of his mother, knowing how brutally she died.
He knew how bad this hurt.
But he didn't care.
"Y'know what?"
"What now, mortal?"
"I fucked your mom."
He laughed and laughed.
But the ravenette didn't think it was funny.
Pure rage boiled in his veins, his voice thick with malice.
"I poisoned your coffee."
Silence befell the room, the sound of ceramic hitting the floor echoing.
Followed by coughs, thick wheezes, chokes and gags.
"How's it fucking feel, asshole? Starting to regret it yet?"
It was really just the placebo effect and a spoon of citric acid. But god was it hilarious.
"That's right. Not so fond of fucking my mother now, are we?"
............
After several hours of convincing Mobius he was in fact perfectly fine, Loki now has to convince him that he can still be trusted with drinks.
"It was a spoon of citric acid that I decided to use, thanks to Sylvie."
"ACID?"
"Not that kind of acid! The sour stuff they put on gummy worms! You IMBECILE-"
This went on for hours, before eventually Loki gave up and hit his head on the wall.
"I give up. I regret not poisoning your fucking coffee. I may as well fuck your mother in return!"
Silence.
"Oh right, that'd be grave robbing. My bad."
A shoe goes flying for his face.
"Real funny, dipshit. Go to bed before I launch what's left of my coffee at you too."
"I love you too, Mobi."
"Mhm, sure. Go to bed."
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A few days later, and everybody's been worried. Loki hasn't left his room since the incident.
Sylvie bangs on the door.
"OPEN UP OR I'M SKINNING YOU!"
"Piss off, Sylvie. You're annoying."
"What crawled up your ass and died?"
"You. I wish."
"OW!"
They bicker for a few minutes, before she leaves and Mobius tries. He knocks slower and softer, and Loki seems more open.
"Hey, you okay in there?"
"Mhm. Got food?"
"No."
"Water?"
"Nope."
"Entertainment?"
"Nada."
"Then go away."
(oh my god i hope ur happy wattpad goober)