“in which it’s a crack fic”
94 words
ships: none
tw/cw: idk, it's a crack fic, but nothing notable
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splat.
splat.
splat.
splat.
splat.
splat.
the pause was pregnant.
"tHe PaUsE iS pReGnAnT??!" wade wilson shouts, popping out of nowhere.
🅱️eter 🅱️arker gets his web shooters out of nowhere and throws a random vase at the window, shattering it entirely. wade wilson hands 🅱️eter 🅱️arker a megaphone and he shoots a web to swing out of the window.
"hEy NeW yOrK! tHe PaUsE iS pReGnAnt!" 🅱️eter 🅱️arker shouts in the megaphone while sticking to the side of the SI tower.
in literal nanoseconds the whole world knows.
the pause's baby is named stop.
fin
a/n: yeah, i don't even know. i've been wanting to do a crack fic for a bit, and i also needed a filler of some sort while i work on the next one-shot.
make sure you take care of yourself and stay safe. eat enough food and drink enough water!
until next time,
~cleo xx