Chapter 7
master of puppets: hey guys so im sure half of you know this already but i have a gig at bennys on friday and i was thinking you could go?
dustybun: SICK YES
will the wise: lol yeah but im using my powers of gay and making it a date for me and mike
MADMAX: same el do you wanna go together
iwanteggos: Of course!
gay disaster: nancy
hotterwheels: Yes
token straight: omg whos in ur band
master of puppets: me, gareth, jeff, grant and some new kid who i can NEVER REMEMBER THE FUCKING NAME OF
master of puppets: its like kenny or smth
mama: yeah ill go
john420: can i come
purple_palmtree_delight: that sounds lit brochacho id be glad to attend
justthefacts: ive never seen a nerd band
justthefacts: ill come
master of puppets: sick
mama: wait like whos who
gay disaster: yeah who plays what
master of puppets: oh ok so
master of puppets: its gareth on drums grant on bass me on lead guitar and vocals and jeff on backup guitar/vocals
token straight: sick
dustybun: totally
dustybun: fucking
dustybun: tubular
hotterwheels: Wait eddie hows chrissy
hotterwheels: Im not like worried or anything i just havent seen her in a while yk
gay disaster: yeah isnt it like her anniversary or smth
master of puppets: ah shes good
master of puppets: yeah her and her gf have been together for a year in like 2 days :)
will the wise: ate
MADMAX: couple goals fr
iwanteggos: What is couple goals?
mama: my sweet child
MADMAX: el literally you
gay disaster: el its basically smth someone says when they see smth good happening in a couple situation
gay disaster: for example i could get nance flowers for valentines day and someone could see and be like “couple goals” cuz they see it as smth nice
iwanteggos: Oh okay!
iwanteggos: Max you are couple goals
MADMAX: el i love you
mama: AW
justthefacts: nerds in love
hotterwheels: well while were at it robin you are very couple goals
gay disaster: thank you babes ily
dustybun: suzie if you’re here i’d like to say that you are couple goals as well
will the wise: your getting there mike
hotwheels: wow thanks
suziepoo: Thank you, Dustybun!
purple_palmtree_delight: my pizza partner is also a very couple goal
john420: i need to meet this person
gay disaster: wait eddie you should add chrissy
master of puppets: YES I SHOULD
master of puppets added Chrissy Cunningham
master of puppets: hi chrissy
mama: HI CHRISSY
gay disaster: HI CHIRSSY
hotterwheels: Hi chrissy
Chrissy Cunningham: oop hey guys
Chrissy Cunningham: eddie do u have the cocaine
master of puppets: yup 24g
dustybun: …
MADMAX: …
mama: …
justthefacts: can i have some
token straight: ERICA.
Chrissy Cunningham: anyway hi nancy hru
hotterwheels: Im good hru
gay disaster: we heard ur anniversarry is coming up
Chrissy Cunningham: omg yeah it is im lowkey really excited
Chrissy Cunningham: im gonna take her out to dinner and then get her like flowers and shit
mama: CUTE
master of puppets: thats awesome chrissy
MADMAX: aw i think shed really like that
Chrissy Cunningham: ikr
suziepoo: Um…
dustybun: are we just going to ignore the fact that chrissy asked for drugs eddie agreed and ERICA GOT IN ON IT???
hotterwheels: What are you talking about
gay disaster: yeah like dustin what
master of puppets changed Chrissy Cunningham’s name to butimacheerleader
butimacheerleader: what.
master of puppers: idk apparently their gonna make a movie abt a gay cheerleader in like 10 years or smth
will the wise: ooh we need more gay movies
MADMAX: we need a damn lesbian scene somehwere somehow at some point
mama: fast times
gay disaster: 53 minutes
mama: 5 seconds
hotterwheels: …
butimacheerleader: …
MADMAX: …
MADMAX: i definitely habe no ieda what scene taht is
butimacheerleader: haha what even movie is that
hotterwheels: Robin.
gay disaster: just saying
mama: boobies.
hotwheels: im not even going to ask
dustybun: probably best not to
suziepoo: I’m going to church now, talk to you later!
token straight: to what
MADMAX: i think ur like the only religious person that exsists in our world
mama: really??
mama: wait now that i think about it
justthefacts: just the facts
butimacheerleader: were all gay
token straight: …
MADMAX: ok lucas go repent or something like
iwanteggos: We should have a movie night sometime!
mama: so true el
master of puppets: yes absolutel
gay disaster: yes
will the wise: omg yes we havent had one in so long
hotwheels: what should we watch
dustybun: star wars
master of puppets: the thing
mama: fast times
gay disaster: fast times
butimacheerleader: fast times
MADMAX: fast times
token straight: back to the future
justthefacts: top gun
will the wise: ET
iwanteggos: The Goonies!
hotterwheels: RAIDES OF THE LOST ARK
john420: the
john420: outsiders
purple_palmtree_delight: ferris buelers day offg
mama: we are never gonna decide this way
mama: lets decide other things first ok step back
mama: chips?
MADMAX: ill do it
mama: chocolate?
dustybun: me
mama: candy and gummies and shit?
justthefacts: i got it
mama: drinks?
master of puppets: gotcha
mama: no alcohol munson
master of puppets: :(
mama: we are not getting drunk with and/or around a bunch of underage children
mama: sober or nothing
dustybun: mama steve >>>>
gay disaster: we can use my netflix acc if we ever DECIDE THE FUCKING MOVIE
iwanteggos: I think The Goonies is very good
MADMAX: me too
mama: me three obviously
gay disaster: its settled then
token straight: wait what
hotterwheels: GLAD YOU AGREE LUCAS
master of puppets: ah good its decided
butimacheerleader: where should we have it
butimacheerleader: also can i bring tina
mama: idk and yes
hotterwheels: we could have it at my house
hotwheels: yeah the basement is basically forlorn atp
mama: perfect
gay disaster: one question
gay disaster: is your mom gonna be there
hotterwheels: probably?
gay disaster: ah good
gay disaster: hold on
gay disaster added Karen Wheeler
hotterwheels: What. The. Fuck.
hotwheels: how did you even get her #
gay disaster changed Karen Wheeler’s name to hottestwheels
MADMAX: …
mama: robin
hotterwheels: …
hotterwheels: Robin i think we need to have a talk
gay disaster removed hottestwheels from the chat
gay disaster: i was kidding
gay disaster: jk jk jk ily nancy you are my wife pls dont be mad
will the wise: oop guys lets go this is gonna get ugly
mama: agreed
justthefacts: just the facts