Chapter 8
MADMAX: help
MADMAX: i feel like im dying
will the wise: ??
gay disaster: oh is it that time
MADMAX: YES
hotterwheels: Ah max you have my condolences
will the wise: oh
hotwheels: ???
iwanteggos: Max are you ok?
butimacheerleader: yeah ew i remember being ur age and feeling like i wanted to spontaneously combust
butimacheerleader: its not much better now but im so sorry babes
dustybun: WHAT
dustybun: IS GOING ON
MADMAX: IM GONNA KMS
MADMAX: I SUFDENKY WANT CHCOLATE
MADMAX: **NEED
gay disaster: steve we have a code scarlet
mama: on it
mama: im outside
token straight: those texts were sent within 2 minutes of each other???
dustybun: WHAT IS GOING ON
hotterwheels: Its her time of month dustin
dustybun: ?????????
gay disaster: SHES BLEEDING FROM HER BAJINGO CHILD
hotwheels: WTF
dustybun: WHAT THE SHIT
john420: wow
purple_palmtree_delight: do we need an ambulemce my little friend
MADMAX: NO YOU UNEDUCATED MALES
will the wise: i apologize for them max
mama: me too
MADMAX: tHATK YOU THE ONLWY TOW CONCIOUS ONES HERE JESUS CHRIST
master of puppets: i just woke up and WHAT THE FUCK
gay disaster: ok were at 711 whats the list
gay disaster: chocolate?
MADMAX: cHOCOLTE
MADMAX: I HAVE NO DRUGS
MADMAX: MY MOM TOOK ALL OF HTEM
MADMAX: FUCK FUCK
justthefacts: ouch
hotterwheels: We have a heating pad would that help
master of puppets: i still dont know whats going on but i have meds i get headaches sometime
master of puppets: advil or tylenol good?
MADMAX: YES PLEASE THANK YOU EDDIE
master of puppets: aight im in my truck
iwanteggos: Is Max ok??
master of puppets: el why dont i swing by on my way to maxs would that be ok
iwanteggos: Yes please!
MADMAX: thank you eddie you kind soul
dustybun: DO YOU NEED FUCKING URGEN CARE
hotwheels: WHAT DID YOU DO
MADMAX: I WAS BORN WITH A UTERUS YOU FUCKING FROG
will the wise: guys are you really that ignorant
gay disaster: fr like i get you dont have to suffer thru it but educate goddam
hotterwheels: Jonathan pick me up
john420: ok
hotterwheels: Wait are you high
john420: i was abt to but the texts started coming and i knew i would be of some use
john420: omw
will the wise: me too i have pringles
gay disaster: ok max were almost there
MADMAX: thank you i love you all
MADMAX: not you mike and lucas fugly men 😒
master of puppets: k i have secured an el
MADMAX: my baby
iwanteggos: ❤️❤️
hotwheels: get a room
butimacheerleader: dont even mike
justthefacts: shut the fuck up nerd
dustybun: is there anything i can do
gay disaster: see at least dustin is tryna help
hotterwheels: Yall are just sitting there
hotterwheels: Mike i literally heard you gasp from ur room
MADMAX: dustin do you still have return of the jedi in ur rented movies
dustybun: yeah ofc
john420: im here
hotterwheels: Ok max on our way
will the wise: wait why dont we just have like a get well thing at maxs
will the wise: obv giving max space and shit but we can have a little hang out and give max her stuff and watch star wars :)
MADMAX: that sounds nice will as long as MIKE and LUCASS are FAR away from me
token straight: :(
hotwheels: 🙄
gay disaster: do you want to come or not
mama: yeah jesus rude children
justthefacts: me and lucas would love to attend ur nerd gathering but were in chicago visiting family 🙄🙄
hotwheels: ill come if will is going
will the wise: no your gonna go to support our friend
hotwheels: yeah yeah that ofc
hotterwheels: WELL GET UR ASS IN THE CAR MIKE WERE LEAVING
hotwheels: OK JESUS
iwanteggos: Me and eddie are here!
master of puppets: got ur pills kid
MADMAX: tHANK YOU I LOVE YOU EL AND EDDIE
mama: were pulling up
hotterwheels: same
MADMAX: thank you guys genuinely
gay disaster: anything kiddo ik just how awful this shit can be
dustybun: currently biking almost there
MADMAX: el my love
master of puppets: gotta say
master of puppets: not a lot of things are cuter than ur kids being happy
mama: fr
hotterwheels: here
gay disaster: chrissy
butimacheerleader: yeah
master of puppets: car
mama: drive
hotterwheels: here
dustybun: now
dustybun: also im here w the movie
MADMAX: guess were not watching the goonies
MADMAX: el is that ok
iwanteggos: Of course
iwanteggos: I just want to hang out with all of my friends
mama: love you el
will the wise: <33