Chapter 6
best friend to platonic soulmate
best friend: robin
platonic soulmate: steve
best friend: ROBIN
platonic soulmate: STEVE
best friend: GOdDAMMIT ROBIN HES REALLY SWEET
platonic soulmate: im here for this eteve get it all out
best friend: he called me an imporTANT FIGURE IN DUSTINS LIFE FOR CHRISTS SAKE
best friend: AND he invited me to his BAND GIG
best friend: IS THAT A DATE??
platonic soulmate: lets slow down and think of the fact that you guys barely know each other
best friend: ok did that
platonic soulmate: now lets speed up and think of the fact that HE INVITED YOU TO HIS GIG
platonic soulmate: does steve have a little crush maybe?
best friend: STOP IDK IDK
platonic soulmate: knowing you i know you probably internally lost ur balls and told him that you would bring all of us too… so maybe not a date
best friend: UGH WHY DID I DO THAT
platonic soulmate: BUT you have an opportunity to bond with him
platonic soulmate: my take is just keep texting him and let conversations roll out get to know each other some more
platonic soulmate: talk about all you have in common
platonic soulmate: dustin, a super kickass lesbian best friend…
best friend: he has one?
platonic soulmate: uh duh everyone knows he and chrissy are tight
best friend: OHHHH RIGHT
best friend: …can you just tell me all you know about him
platonic soulmate: anything for you my poor questioning friend
platonic soulmate: so:
platonic soulmate: i know hes in a DND club, is best friends with chrissy, got falsely accused of doing drugs in like freshman year but the case got dropped cuz he was innocent, lived in the trailer park but then he started doing gigs with his band and moved to a better apartment with his uncle, came out as gay in i think junior year, and is obv in a band
platonic soulmate: corroded coffins
best friend: ugh hes cute too robin
platonic soulmate: yes steve hes a cutie pie
best friend: uuughghghguhgqeiurkjhfsliekj
platonic soulmate: there there
the fam
dustybun: i hope steve’s ok
master of puppets: im sure hes fine hes a cool guy
dustybun: 😃😃😃
dustybun: what on earth did you guys talk about that made you sudden besties
hotwheels: yeah honestly he went from not being able to talk about you to agreeing with you
will the wise: guys dont be nosey
hotwheels: but will
will the wise: mike.
hotwheels: ok whatever i dont even care anyway
token straight: hi
hotterwheels: No leave youre still forbidden
justthefacts: get the fuck out nerd
token straight: but guys
purple_palmtree_delight: no butts my little friend
purple_palmtree_delight: the peopl have spokem
john420: factd
john420: fscts*
john420: favts**
john420: whatebr lukas judt leabe
hotterwheels: Wow theyre high
will the wise: their flying bro
dustybun: touching the sky
mama: im back
gay disaster: the party has returned
gay disaster: oh no did lucas try to come back 😒
justthefacts: yup
gay disaster: oh hell no
justthefacts: his ass has to go to bed soon anyway
token straight: erica its 7 at night
hotterwheels: Out.
will the wise: ur still in time out lucas
gay disaster: no.
mama: and stay out
iwanteggos: Hello!
iwanteggos: We are back!
mama: ELLLL
will the wise: HI EL
gay disaster: my children
hotwheels: hey el
hotterwheels: Hey guys
dustybun: welcome back
MADMAX: oh boy we missed a lot didnt we
master of puppets: oh yeah
will the wise: lucas asked if steve and robin were dating
MADMAX: …
MADMAX: i–
iwanteggos: Is he stupid?
gay disaster: no i think hes just straight
MADMAX: el 😭
MADMAX: i think your both right
hotwheels: probably
mama: oh btw dustin i had an idea
dustybun: yeah?
mama: you should add suzie
gay disaster: SUZIE
will the wise: YES ADD SUZIE
master of puppets: omg YES dustin NEVER SHUTS UP ABOUT HER
MADMAX: OMG I NEVER GOT TO MEET HER I WANNA TALK TO SUZIE
justthefacts: who?
will the wise: @justthefacts dustins girlfriend
justthefacts: oh so it was HER YOU WERE SINGIN TO
justhefacts: add her now
dustybun: okay okay
dustybun: you guys can’t be mean tho
hotterwheels: Dont worry
gay disaster: wouldnt dream of it
dustybun added Suzie Bingham
Suzie Bingham: Hello?
dustybun: wait guys no
MADMAX changed Suzie Bingham’s name to suziepoo
gay disaster changed Suzie Bingham’s name to suziepoo
mama changed Suzie Bingham’s name to suziepoo
will the wise changed Suzie Bingham’s name to suziepoo
hotwheels changed Suzie Bingham’s name to suziepoo
hotterwheels changed Suzie Bingham’s name to suziepoo
master of puppets changed Suzie Bingham’s name to suziepoo
suziepoo: Dustybun what on earth?
dustybun: heyyy suziepoo
master of puppets: hi suzie
will the wise: can we do introductions
mama: wait yes everyone say their name and connection to dustin
hotwheels: mike and ive been friends with this dingus since third grade
MADMAX: im max and same except 8th grade
iwanteggos: My name is Eleven, and I’ve been good friend with him since we were around 12!
hotterwheels: Im nancy and im mikes sister
will the wise: hi again suzie im will ive been friends w dustin and mike since forever
gay disaster: HI SUZIE IM ROBIN IVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU i spent 24 hours in an underground russian laboratory with dustin a while ago
justthefacts: erica sinclair i also spent 24 hours in a hellhole with that nerd
mama: my names steve im dustins dad
master of puppets: hi im eddie and im dustins other dad
suziepoo: Are you guys married?
mama: NO
master of puppets: nope nope nope hahahahahahaha
gay disaster: character developement
will the wise: yes
iwanteggos: This is interesting to watch
MADMAX: OK ANYWAY HI SUZIE HOW ARE YOU
suziepoo: I’m good, thanks for asking. I’ve met a few of you before, right?
hotwheels: me will jonathan and argyle
will the wise: two of whom are probably high out of their minds right now
gay disaster: actually i have a question suzie
suziepoo: I probably have an answer.
gay disaster: what is the secret to your beautiful harmonics
suziepoo: I don’t follow…
dustybun: oh no
mama: oh yeah
MADMAX: turn around…
hotwheels: look at what you seeeeee…
will the wise: in her face…
gay disaster: the mirror of your dreeeams…
hotterwheels: Make believe im everywhere, given in the light
will the wise: written on the pages is
hothwels: the answer to a
MADMAX: NEVERENDING STORYYYY
gay disaster: AHAHHAAHHHH
mama: AHHHHHHH
will the wise: aAhHAHAHHHHH
suziepoo: Dustybun, how do they know our song?
dustybun: oh haha look at that i have loads of homework see you guys later
master of puppets: dustin get your ass back here right now
mama: come back henderson
dustybun: ok sorry
suziepoo: Wow you guys really are his dads.
mama: and proud of it ✨
token straight: neverending storyyy
MADMAX: …
hotterwheels: …
gay disaster: runined it lucas
MADMAX: what can we expect tho
token straight: :(
suziepoo: Why are you bullying this person?
iwanteggos: He is stupid.
MADMAX: well said
will the wise: hes too straight for his own good
mama: oh shit suzie wait i forgot to ask
master of puppets: what is your opinion on gay people suzie
mama: …
mama: thats exactly what i was gonna ask
will the wise: 😏
gay disaster: character
gay disaster: developement
purple_palmtree_delight: hey my new little friend
purple_palmtree_delight: we gotta skope uou oit to see if yuor a brochacho or not
suziepoo: Is he one of the high ones?
dustybun: good observation suziepoo
suziepoo: Thank you Dustybun!
justthefacts: enough.
suziepoo: To answer your inquiry, yes, I believe everyone should love who they love freely.
mama: well said
MADMAX: your a real one suzie
hotwheels: now i feel brave wow
gay disaster: thanks suzie that gave me the courage to be gay
suziepoo: Thank you?
will the wise: me too
will the wise: mike will you go out with me
master of puppets: JAW DROPPED (in a good way)
john420: YED WILL
mama: my child
mama: so grown up
hotterwheels: Guys mike just screamed i think he combusted wtf
hotterwheels: OH
MADMAX: lets let them be for a moment
gay disaster: *wipes a tear* agreed
bestie to bowlcut
bestie: hi
bowlcut: hi
bestie: how does bennys sound?
bowlcut: bennys sounds great :))
bestie: eddies playing there next friday
bestie: im sure everyone else is going too but it can still be special
bowlcut: that sounds perfect mike thank you
bestie: bro thank *you* for asking i was too scared to get around to it
bowlcut: well thank god for suzie
bestie: fr
bowlcut: 🥰🥰
bestie: 🥰
the fam
john420: will judt screamrd dropped his ohone picked it up screamed agin fell on his bed and is now literalky kicking his feet
mama: my children 😭😭
master of puppets: well done kids
master of puppets: well done.
hotterwheels: Lol mike just ran into my room stood there for a few seconds before yelling “omg im going on a date” and then left
MADMAX: finafuckingly
dustybun: ong like wow the slowburn was slowburning
token straight: im happy that will asked
token straight: ik theyve both wanted to for a while
gay disaster: …
gay disaster: hm ok that was a slight redemtion lucas
mama: your still on probation sinclair but your getting there
iwanteggos: I am so happy for Will!
iwanteggos: And Mike
MADMAX: lol 😭
justthefacts: nerds in love