Chapter 5
steve harrington to eddie munson
steve: hey
eddie: this steve “the hair” harrington?
eddie: king of hawkins high?
steve: …yes
steve: thats not what im here for tho
eddie: to what do i owe this honor?
steve: dude chill out
eddie: hey hey i was joking
eddie: sorry i dont really have a filter sometimes
eddie: doctors call it ADHD my uncle calls it an ability parents call it freakish behavior kids call it ret***ed
steve: its cool man i get it my bad for freaking out on you
steve: what i meant to ask was how henderson was doing
eddie: dustin?
eddie: sweetest guy ive ever known
steve: isnt he tho??
eddie: that dudes fr and i know it
eddie: how come? you know hes obsessed with you right
steve: me?? no dude hes obsessed with YOU
eddie: you should hear how much he talks about you man
eddie: “steve drives us around”
eddie: “steve is so cool guys”
eddie: “and his hair guys his HAIR”
steve: haha
steve: i guess i was jealous of how much time he spends around you
eddie: dont be
eddie: youre a really important part of his life dude hes super lucky to have you
steve: right back at you :)
eddie: yk ive always seen you around school and wished i could get to know you
eddie: you seemed like a really genuine guy
eddie: the ppl you surrounded yourself with tho…
steve: not the best ill admit
steve: i liked to think ive changed lol
eddie: you have man
eddie: you have fs
steve: yeah?
eddie: yeah
steve: thanks that means a lot
steve: the way people treat you is so shitty btw ive been meaning to say
steve: i never got around to it but after the whole “EdDiE tHe FrEaK mUnSoN iS a CuLt LeAdEr” bullshit i wanted to shove that bastard jasons face in the dirt
eddie: :)
steve: anyone who knows anything knows that your harmless
eddie: now i wouldnt say that…
eddie: you should come to my next gig to see if that theory still stands
steve: is that a challenge?
eddie: could be
steve: hell yeah ill go
steve: henderson might wanna come hes obsessed with your guitar playing
eddie: bring him the more the merrier
steve: yk the whole gang is prolly gonna wanna come for that matter
eddie: im sure theyd make a great audience lol
eddie: were playing at benny’s next friday
steve: bennyssss i havent been since jason and his brats turned it into their “crib”
steve: which i guess was a long time ago now
eddie: yeah me and the club and a bunch of other people raised a shit ton of money to get it up and running again
eddie: its a super cool hang out zone/restaurant now
eddie: we kept the name in honor of benny
steve: thats sick man
steve: like really honorable thing to do props to you
eddie: ah it was nothing
eddie: ig we should get back to the gc shouldnt we
steve: oh yeah lmao the children are probably coming up with how we died already
the fam
dustybun: where
dustybun: are eddie and steve
dustybun: it’s been thirty minutes and they both haven’t said anything
dustybun: guys
dustybun: guys im worried
hotwheels: dustin their probably busy relax
dustybun: but both of them??
dustybun: eddie doesnt have any other friends
dustybun: omg what if steve is like beating eddie up
gay disaster: dustin steve wouldnt do that
dustybun: you’re right you’re right
gay disaster: *couldnt
gay disaster: he cant win a fight to save his life
hotterwheels: …
john420: im sure their fine dustin
will the wise: omg rare jonathan sober moment??
justthefacts: your not high?
justthefacts: is that even possible
token straight: erica.
justtthefacts: just the facts
will the wise: jusy the facts
gay disaster: just the factd
token straight: guys no
mama: you no lucas she rules
master of puppets: ericas a better DND player than you lucas shut the fuck up
dustybun: STEVE
dustybun: EDDIE
gay disaster: he was worried in case you cant tell
dustybun: EDDIE ARE YOU OKAY
will the wise: he thought you beat him up steve
mama: i would never
hotterwheels: Exactly
mama: *could
hotterwheels: ……
mama: the last time i won a fight was against that russian guy
justthefacts: you mean only time
token straight: erica
token straight: nvm why do i bother atp
hotwheels: good question lucas
mama: yeah he was just sitting at his desk doing commie things and i was all BAM POW WHAM UPPERCUT and then i won ✨
justthefacts: …
dustybun: …
gay disaster: …
gay disaster: that is not what happened
master of puppets: im sure thats EXACTLY what happened steve
mama: thank you eddie
dustybun: guys get under a table the world is ending
hotterwheels: ?
will the wise: ??
dustybun: STEVE IS AGREEING WITH EDDIE
gay disaster: oh my god
gay disaster: IS THIS CHARACTER DEVELOPEMENT I SEE STEVE
mama: shut up shut up shut up
hotwheels: OH HES FLUSTERED
hotterwheels: Steeeeve
dustybun: ARE MY PARENTIAL FIGURES GETTING ALONG ARE MY WORLDS COLLIDING
mama: ok thats it im leaving
mama: robin text me im having a crisis
gay disaster: you got it
lucas: are they dating
will the wise: …
hotwheels: …
dustybun: …
mama: …
gay disaster: …
purple_palmtree_delight: …
justthefacts: …
hotterwheels: …
master of puppets: …
john420: …
token straight: NO I FORGOT I TAKE IT BACK FORGET IT
mama: sinclair.
purple_palmtree_delight: im high and eveb i can see taht thats not the casr here brochacho
gay disaster: platonic
gay disaster: with a capital
gay disaster: P
hotterwheels: Also like…
gay disaster: ALSO I AM DATING MIKES SISTER YOU DUMB FUCKING STRAIGHT BITCH
token straight: oh haha look at that my phones at 1 percent better charge it bye
hotterwheels: Yeah you better run
mama: run away sinclair ill send the army to your house
will the wise: get your brain out of the heterosexual gutter
mama: if max were here shed be having a field day
gay disaster: shes with el right
mama: ik i hope theyre having fun theyre so cute together
will the wise: ikr
mama: anyway ROBIN TEXT ME IM HAVING A CRISIS
gay disaster: see you later children
justthefacts: cya
dustybun: bye steve bye robin
hotwheels: bye
master of puppets: catch ya later