SURPRISE
Green Goblin added Doc Ock, Miles Warren, Electro, Hydro-Man, Sandman, Venom, SWARM, Mysterio, Human Fly, Kraven, Vulture, Lizard, Rhino, Carnage, Kingpin, Spot, JJJ, Scorpion, and Beetle to a group chat.
Green Goblin: You may be wondering why I have gathered you all here on this day.
Doc Ock: norman how the fuck did you get this number
Green Goblin: that does not matter 🙂
Doc Ock: I LITERALLY BLOCKED YOU THOUGH????
Mysterio: which one of you took the kids you divorced couple
Doc Ock: i will strangle you with multiple arms at once dont even
Venom: KINKY
Venom: ^im so sorry about them guys
Green Goblin: You may be wondering…
Carnage: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Beetle: what the fuck is this
Green Goblin: AS I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SAY
Green Goblin: I have created a group chat for us villains. I heard the heroes made a group chat, so they are clearly plotting something. We must be ready. So, we will also join forces.
Venom: wait but we are not a villain?
JJJ: ARE YOU CALLING ME A VILLAIN??? SLANDER!!!! WELL, TECHNICALLY LIBEL!!!!!! I WILL SUE YOU FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER YOU MENACES!!!!!!!!!!
Lizard: why is this my username
Lizard changed their own nickname to Dr. Connors.
Dr. Connors: you have it all wrong, i’m trying to be good
Green Goblin changed Dr. Connors’s nickname to Lizard.
Green Goblin: shhhhh we need your help to hurt the heroes
Miles Warren: is it possible that a kaine or a ben is one of the heroes
Green Goblin: yes both of those names are in there
Miles Warren: I’m in. They belong to me.
Electro: okay that’s weird anywayyyyy how do you know of this group chat
Green Goblin: My son is in it. He is (unknowingly) friends with a lot of superheroes. He is not one himself. I hacked his phone.
Electro: bad parenting moment
Green Goblin: I KNOW WHERE YOU FUCKING LIVE.
Electro: stop acting like im wrong
Doc Ock: my son is also on there
Scorpion: you have a son????????
Doc Ock: adopted. well, he WILL be.
Green Goblin: WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS. HE’S MARRYING INTO MY FAMILY. LIKE A TRUE OSBORN, HE WILL NOT SPEAK TO THE LIKES OF YOU.
Doc Ock: FIRST OFF HE’S NOT EVEN DATING HARRY AND SECOND YOU ARE LITERALLY SPEAKING TO ME ARE YOU NOT AN OSBORN
Green Goblin: HOW DARE YOU
Green Goblin: ALSO WE ARE TEXTING
Doc Ock: AND?????
Green Goblin: I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A GENIUS HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT
Beetle: ANYWAY I will do whatever you want as long as you pay me
Human Fly: same
Venom: LMAOOO WHO IS THE FUCKING HUMAN FLY THAT NAME IS SO STUPID AFEHEHJFI
Venom: sorry they have no self control please dont be offended
Beetle: nah man that guys theme is lame as fuck too. a fly???? at least im a COOL bug.
Human Fly: what the fuck
Human Fly: am i jsut being bullied now is that it
Venom: JSUT
Beetle: jsut lmaoooooo
Human Fly: great so that is just my life now
SWARM: what is this
SWARM: oh wait hey bugs i know you
Beetle: hey bee man
Human Fly: bees help beetle is bullying me
SWARM: omg beetle what did fly do
Beetle: bees hes just lame yknow
SWARM: thats valid
Human Fly: bees wtf i thought we were bug buddies ðŸ˜
Beetle: HAH GET FUCKED
SWARM: i think you mean get swatted
Beetle: i apologize i shall use more inclusive language from now on
Rhino: what the fuck
Scorpion: hey can i join the bug gang
Beetle: no
SWARM: no
Human Fly: are scorpions bugs?
Beetle: who knows
Scorpion: uh I know
SWARM: shut up even if you are a bug you arent one of us bugs
Scorpion: ERM ACTUALLY scorpions are arachnids
SWARM: shut up nerd -literally every single bee in my body
Sandman: your body is made of a bunch of tiny things as well?
Hydro-Man: SCORPION IS RELATED TO SPIDER-MAN
Scorpion: the fuck?????
Hydro-Man: SCORPIONS AND SPIDERS ARE DISTANTLY RELATED THEREFORE
Scorpion: yeah says the guy who copied Spider-Man’s hyphen
Hydro-Man: IT LOOKS GOOD
Sandman: You.
Hydro-Man: YOU.
Green Goblin: oh, you two know each other?
Hydro-Man: THIS FUCKER IS THE REASON THE TWO OF US COULDN’T BEAT SPIDER-MAN
Sandman: I’M THE REASON? IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
Electro: slow down what happened
Sandman: so we got mixed together and became this mud thing and then we GOT SEPARATED AGAIN AND OUR PLAN FAILED
Carnage: LMAO IMAGINE SEPARATING FROM PEOPLE HEEHEEHEE
Rhino: okay but how exactly was it someones fault
Hydro-Man: ……………
Sandman: …………………………
Miles Warren: I can put you guys back together…
Doc Ock: yeah yeah so could I it’s literally not that hard
Hydro-Man: WHO WOULD WANNA BE STUCK WITH THAT GUY
Sandman: IKR BEING WITH YOU IS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH
Sandman: FUCK YOU
Hydro-Man: WELL COME ON AND DO IT COWARD
Hydro-Man: wait
Hydro-Man: FUCK
Sandman: ????!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!
JJJ: that was heartwarming????? I think??????????
Spot: howdy my fellow pals ðŸ¤
Beetle: oh my fucking god never say that again
Spot: THIS IS SUCH A HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT??????
Kingpin: if you guys need help I can fund you trying to hunt spiderman
Kingpin: I meant hurt but ig that works
Kraven: DID SOMEONE SAY HUNT
Vulture: bro shut up no one cares
Hydro-Man: the disrespect in this place kingpin theres a hyphen in spider-man
Mysterio: hey green guy what if we set up a fun house together as part of our plan
Mysterio: like the two of us
Green Goblin: lovely idea q
Green Goblin: as you are the only one who has had an idea you are my favorite
Mysterio: really? omg
Doc Ock: dont worry kid it gets worse
Doc Ock: give it a week he’ll either get a new favorite or you will hate him or both
Green Goblin: SHUT THE FUCK UP OTTO
Green Goblin: FUCK YOU
Doc Ock: NO FUCK YOU
Human Fly: hey can someone help i just tripped on a stick and i cant get up
SWARM: fly what is wrong with you
Human Fly: i dont know bees okay i just dont know ðŸ˜
Beetle: fucking dumbass
Human Fly: STOP BULLYING ME
Spot: I feel that dude even the heroes bully me
Beetle: the heroes bully all of us have you guys even seen the original spider-man