😏😏😏
Harry: uhhh I went over to Oscorp and my dad was just. cackling.
Harry: should I be worried
Peter: YES.
Peter: YOU SHOULD BE.
Peter: IM COMING OVER.
MJ: ignoring those disasters, how's everyone else doing?
Ben: NOT GOOD NOT GOOD NOT GOOD
Ben: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gwen: did someone do something to you?
Ben: SO YOU KNOW HOW I WORK IN A COFFEE SHOP
Ben: DEADPOOL JUST CAME IN
Ben: AND HE FLIRTED WITH ME THE ENTIRE TIME HE WAS WAITING
MJ: the entire time??
Ben: THE. ENTIRE. TIME.
Anya: isn't that harassment
Ben: THE WORST PART WAS HIS PICKUP LINES WERE GOOD
Peter: looks like someone's having a gay panic
Ben: THEN WHEN HE GOT HIS COFFEE HE JUST WINKED AT ME AND LEFT
Kaine: deadpool was flirting with you? interesting.
Kaine: unrelated does anyone know a way to find deadpool like where does he usually hang out
Harry: local man hunts down person who flirted with his brother, seemingly to attack him
Kaine: SHUT UP YOU'RE ALREADY ON THIN ICE
Flash: you're actually going to attack him aren't you
Kaine: …maybe
Harry: OH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL HIM TO SHUT UP?
Harry: that's almost as homophobic as my dad
Peter: ??? I thought you said your dad didn't really care
Harry: well he said… he said it was okay as long as I dated a specific person…
Harry: who I happen to like…
Peter: WHO
MJ: OMG WHO
Peter: COME ON TELL YOUR BESTIES
MJ: GIVE ME THE TEA HARRY I WILL FIGHT YOU
Harry: no it's a secret
Harry: I love you guys but I can't
Peter: meanie :(
Miles: we need nicknames this is getting boring
Miles changed their own nickname to BESTPERSONHERE.
Anya: that is not happening
Anya changed BESTPERSONHERE’s nickname to Kilometer.
Kilometer: WTF
Felicia changed Anya's nickname to Cave Johnson.
Cave Johnson: I mean I can't complain
Peter changed Harry's nickname to Meanie.
Meanie: I'M SORRY PETE OKAY
Peter: did anyone hear something? it sounded like my best friend spoke… but I don't have a best friend… anymore…
Meanie: PETE PLEASE
Ben changed Kaine's nickname to traumatized1. Ben changed their own nickname to traumatized2.
traumatized2: <333
traumatized1: I'm absolutely not doing this
traumatized1 changed their own nickname to araña escarlata.
traumatized2: :O…………
traumatized2: :((
araña escarlata: WAIT BEN DONT BE SAD IM SORRY
traumatized2: 😢
araña escarlata changed their own nickname to traumatized1.
traumatized1: im sorryyyyy
traumatized2: …
traumatized2 changed their own nickname to villain.
villain: im going on another villain arc just bc of that
traumatized1: oh man not again
Peter: BEN NOOOOO
Meanie: this is genuinely so awkward we’re just sitting in my dad’s office waiting for him to come back
Meanie: i hear like glass shattering and stuff-
MJ: what is he doing this time
Flash: okay im like new here but not really what kind of stuff does your dad usually do????
Meanie: there’s been a bit of like
Meanie: mad science
Meanie: but besides that just rich person stuff idk
traumatized1: hey hey wait m*d sci*nce is a nono here
villain: …………
villain: did
villain: did someone just say
villain: mad… science…
traumatized1: BEN. NO NOBODY SAID THAT.
villain: absolutely fucking sobbing rn how could you all do this to me
traumatized1: …may i remind you of new u
villain: UGH HOW DARE YOU IM HAVING A CRISIS AND YOU BRING THIS UP
villain: two can play at that game kaine
villain: remember utah
traumatized1: okay yknow what
traumatized1: THATS IT. IM DISOWNING YOU.
villain: WELL TOO BAD BC PETER WILL STILL TAKE ME IN. IM HIS FAVORITE.
Peter: …
traumatized1: ah i fucking knew it
Peter: OKAY BUT ITS THE UTAH THING OKAY LIKE
traumatized1: nah its fine ben is my favorite too
Peter: literally favoritism?????
villain: what? why?? why am i the favorite???
traumatized1: you’re little.
Peter: one word. utah.
villain: i- okay- wow
Flash: what happened in Utah???
traumatized1 changed Flash’s nickname to Uninformed.
traumatized1: i do not have the energy to explain
Uninformed: oh okay :)
Felicia changed their own nickname to sexy-cat-lady.
sexy-cat-lady: im right about this.
MJ: i mean………………
MJ changed their own nickname to Fall Weather.
Peter: what
villain: it’s bc she likes fall weather you idiot
traumatized1: yeah, didn’t you know?
Peter: …how do you two know more about my best friend than i do
Meanie: i thought i was your best friend…
Peter: not anymore >:(
Meanie: FINE i didnt need you anyway ill get a new best friend >:(
traumatized1: my favorite part of this is the fact that they’re sitting in a room waiting together
Meanie: FUCK HWS HWRW BYR
Uninformed: huh
villain changed Gwen’s nickname to 💀GIRL.
💀GIRL: okay first of all I'm very obviously alive
traumatized1: BEN😭
villain: I'm right
💀GIRL: NO??
Cave Johnson: hey wait why did peter and harry both disappear
Fall Weather: 😏😏😏
traumatized1: i second the 😏😏😏
villain: i third the 😏😏😏
traumatized1: ben you have no idea what those emojis mean
villain: dude it's obviously the SMIRK emoji youre SMIRKING
Fall Weather: …we’re not telling him, right?
Uninformed: telling him what 😏
traumatized1: NO NO NO DO NOT DO THAT
traumatized1: THAT IS NOT HOW IT SHOULD BE USED
traumatized1: FLASH I LOVE YOU BUT DO NOT TRY TO USE THAT EMOJI
Uninformed: you love me?? 😏😏😏😏😏
traumatized1: THAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST TEXT I HAVE EVER RECEIVED.
traumatized1 left the group chat.
Fall Weather: I'M LITERALLY CRYING YOU GUYS
Fall Weather: YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST DID???
Uninformed: what did I do?
Uninformed added traumatized1 to the group chat.
villain: welcome back to hell
traumatized1: i hate everything.
villain: there's obviously at least one person here that you don't hate…
traumatized1: ben. my favorite little brother. you are on thin fucking ice.
villain: when am i not :)
traumatized1: fuck you're right
traumatized1: anyway as long as those two are gone
traumatized1 changed Peter's nickname to Penis.
traumatized1: >:)
villain: and you call me immature
traumatized1: oh shut up i can literally hear you giggling
Penis: oh my god harrys dad came in that was so awkward
Penis: HOLD ON A MOMENT
Private chat between MJ (girlboss) and Harry (gaslight)
girlboss: ah I see you like Peter
gaslight: WHAT
girlboss: I'm smart >:)