The Beginning
Peter Parker added Ben Reilly, Kaine Parker, Harry Osborn, MJ Watson, Gwen Stacy, Anya Corazon, Miles Morales, Flash Thompson, and Felicia Hardy to a group chat.
Peter: hey!!!!
Ben: hiiiiiiii!!
Kaine: oh no.
Ben: why are you scared 😃 don’t be
Peter: yeah no reason to be worried 🙂🙃
Kaine: see this is exactly why
Harry: oh hey pete are these your brothers??
Ben: yeah!
Kaine: sadly
Peter: yep these are them
Harry: ive heard so much about you guys!!!
Kaine: ive heard a lot about you too
Ben: yeah pete thinks
Ben: hew thkkincks
Ben: he thisnbkid yourwe resswzxllkyh
Ben: cooujkill
Harry: what💀
Kaine: ben’s phone just got stolen by peter
Ben: what no i am benjamin reilly that is absolutely me
Peter: LIES HE IS NOT BEN
Peter: I AM BENJAMIN AND IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
Peter: NO BACK OFF PETE
Peter: KAINE HELP
Kaine: sorry what im busy sitting over here and being a normal fucking person
Ben: thats right kaine dont help him
Peter: NOOOO I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL
Kaine: anyone wanna come over we’re in peters apartment and i need moral support
Harry: ill come over i wanna meet you guys
Peter: also you live here????
Harry: details details
Felicia: already in babe im right next to you
Kaine: H U H
Felicia: im a thief remember this is my job
Kaine: teach me your ways 🥺
Felicia: but of course!
Kaine: she literally sent that from my phone this is bullshit i didnt say that
Peter: omg harrys here pete gimme my phone back
Ben: fine
Ben: YES FINALLY ITS ME IM BACK
Peter: hey yall its actually pete again
MJ: what is this
MJ: actually dont answer that i dont want to know
Ben: hiiii mj!!!!!!!
MJ: omggggg hi ben!!!!!! <3333
Kaine: what is going on here
Ben: i told you
Ben: people love me
Ben: you are just weird
MJ: WHO DOESNT LIKE YOU.
Ben: that is not what you should be taking away from that i just said people love me
Felicia: where are the others this is getting boring
Felicia: @Gwen @Anya @Miles @Flash come over here
Gwen: hey guys
Ben: YOURE ALIVE?????
Kaine: ben. seriously.
Gwen: i am alive ben lmao
Kaine: wait fuck are you a fucking spy back off
Ben: SEE?? IM NOT PARANOID.
Kaine: debatable but you are also right to be suspicious
Peter: why are you guys so scared of gwen
Kaine: i dont know maybe because of miles fucking warren why the fuck else
Peter: 🙄
Gwen: our old professor? that guy was highkey creepy
Ben: YEAH. HE WAS LIKE IN LOVE WITH YOU.
Gwen: EWWWW BRO HES SO OLD WHAT
Kaine: fuck that guy he sucks
Ben: yeah fuck him
Flash: ???? what’s going on here?
Kaine: hey dude
Flash: heyyyy!!
Peter: you two know each other??
Flash: yeah! I could ask you the same question lol
Ben: lmaoooo this is awkward
Flash: oh hey ben! kaine talks a lot about you!!
Ben: LMAOOOO THIS IS EVEN MORE AWKWARD
Flash: why??
Kaine: okay so peter may or may not be my other brother
Flash: WHAT.
Flash: WHY DID NEITHER OF YOU TELL ME AND WHY DIDNT I SEE YOU AND BEN IN HIGH SCHOOL????
Kaine: we kind of… never went…
Flash: ?????????????????
Ben: so we’re kind of clones of peter
Flash: wait and you guys both have powers, right? dang, you mustve been enhanced a lot.
Flash: hey peter how does it feel to be the only powerless sibling
Ben: HAhAHAHHAHAHhaHHAHHFAJFNNFENFEEKJJG
Peter: it’s disappointing tbh
Harry: wait but??
Peter: harry wait can i tell you something
Kaine: theyre going to a different room
Ben: i wonder if he is confessing his love
Flash: I PREDICTED IT!!!!! THEY’RE *FLOPPY HAND MOTION*
Ben: HELP💀
Kaine: so true king
Anya: what is this who are you guys
Gwen: hiiiiiiiiii
Anya: oh hi i know you
Gwen: i havent seen you all day what have you been doing?
Anya: I am creating a combustible lemon to burn Miles’ house down.
Miles: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT ANYA IM SORRY
Gwen: what did he do this time
Miles: RUDE AND UNCALLED FOR????????
Anya: he kicked my robot and it cried
Miles: IT WASNT WORKING I DIDNT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO
Anya: EXCUSES.
Felicia: are we just ignoring that anya got her threat from a video game
MJ: yeah i was gonna ask about that
Anya: SHUT.
Kaine: update: harry and pete came out and they are giggling about something and felicia is painting ben’s nails
Harry: ben and kaine are arguing because ben told kaine to text “hi” from him lmao
Peter: this is normal
Peter: at least they arent physically fighting yet
Harry: what 😃
Felicia: yall ben is too precious i gave him sparkly red and blue nails and he started crying he was so happy
Felicia: i cant handle this kid hes too cute and nice im gonna die
Kaine: i say that to myself a lot
Kaine: FUCK I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION
Kaine: HOW DO YOU DELETE MESSAGES
Kaine: TIME SENSITIVE
Kaine: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE SHOW HIM THAT
Kaine: update: harry osborn is on my hit list
Harry: WHAT NO IM SORRY
Harry: pete help your brother is scary
Harry: he keeps staring at me with a murderous rage
Peter: im good actually
Harry: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL YOU TRAITOR
Peter: oh my god. why did i make this chat.