Alpine never learns meanwhile Bucky is about to lose it. Here’s why.
Chased the third bat around until it hit the on ceiling fan then caught it midair.
Found the collection of crawfish she’d apparently sourced then decided to store in his rain barrel.
Fell down the well and when Steve bless his heart rescued her. She repaid his kindness by using him as ladder then mufasa’d him back down to the depths. Long live the Queen apparently.
Used Smooch as a getaway cow after antagonizing the neighbor’s chickens
Bucky almost set her on fire because he nearly turned on the stove just as she jumped onto it.
The neighbor’s corgi Dorito needs to be put on puppy Prozac thanks to Alpine
In Bucky’s defense after the well he told Steve not to chase her up the tree. He did it anyway. Long live the Queen part 2.
Used the neighbor’s duck Quackers for an aquatic escape after stealing the neighbor’s pastry basket.
The porcupine was also new Alpine lost that fight
So apparently she’s using anyone and anything as transport now. Because she rolled up to the house at the crack of dawn on a deer’s back.
So there are bears in Indiana… wanna guess how Bucky found out?
Now if you’ll excuse Bucky he’s gonna go scream in his car for an hour.