Bucky is seriously considering letting them adopt her. Or just letting the global cat distribution system do its thing. Here’s the latest.
So there was a snake she was holding captive in the attic. It escaped right onto Bucky’s lap after it fell from the ceiling.
Apparently she’s been stealing grain from the neighbor’s horse barn then sharing in it with their potbelly pig Preston
There was the esbat ritual he did the other day. She knew what he was doing and crash landed onto the table scattering the crystals like a spiritual claymore.
Fell into the flour container after falling out of the cupboard it splashed Steve
Long live the queen part 3 this time it was the roof (Steve was fine)
How many years bad luck is it if your cat has a butterfly wing collection?
There’s somethings you don’t want to know like how she got the bird claw collection
Refused to leave out from under the hood of Steve’s car for four hours
Kool aid man’d through his stack of tarot cards
Knocked the 100mm crystal ball off his altar onto Steve’s foot
Stole Steve’s car keys and proceeded to look him dead in the eyes as she dropped them into the pond
That dead frog was not in his macaroni water when Bucky looked away two minutes ago.
Bucky is so so over this and yet here we are.