Things Bucky and his identical twin do to annoy each other (Seb’s Bucky and Tommy incarnations)
Staring competitions
Copying each other word for word until it devolves into hitting, kicking and attempts at biting
Their fourth favorite felony; identity theft aka pretending to be each other to their friends
Bickering
Prank wars
Jump scares
Looking the other dead in the eye then eating the last of their favorite food.
Hiding the remote in the living room so only they can use that tv
Locking each other out
The time Tommy shut Bucky in their mother’s hope chest. Sat on it then when questioned and almost being bounced off kicked it and told him to shut up.
Committing petty theft of each others things
Random cup checks
Committing various other crimes against each other
Challenging each other to stupid competitions like who can run to Mrs. Delfino’s house the fastest. Or who can stuff the most marshmallows in their mouth. Before one smacks the other in the back.
Pointing out that the other clearly stated last Tuesday that they hated their guts and not to ask them for anything again
Insulting the other while asking what they want from doordash
Stealing each others pets to love on them
Let’s do the thing! No! It’s humiliating!! Not for me it’s not now you’ve got twenty minutes to get in that outfit. And don’t forget the sun glasses. I need to find where I put that Dino suit.
Tommy being the older almost always gets roped into couples costume ideas since they’re twins.
Realizing that since they have the literal same face calling each other fugly isn’t a viable insult.
There are about 170,000 words in the English language. And they will find every possible way to use them to insult each other.
Swiping each other’s phones and systematically changing each name in their contacts
Bucky’s ass turns into ultra high performance concrete when told to scooch.
Replacing the sugar for coffee with salt
Talking to each other through passive aggressive Netflix profile name changes
Bucky nicknaming Tommy hooker because he was an actor exotic dancer in college to pay for rent.
Tommy nicknaming Bucky Pus’N’Boots because he looks like a pissed off cat who was thrown in a pool by default
Bucky being an ass and sarcastic as he placates/gaslights his twin into being an idiot for his crush. Including condescendingly conducting him with a paint brush while telling him to be one with the drum stick.
Throwing stuff at each other’s head
Rule one if it’s got weight to it. Aim for center mass.
Bucky swears up and down that his best drunk purchase was a kazoo. And no he doesn’t feel the need to explain why.
Mocking each other
Hiding the dinner meat
They don’t leave their drinks unattended around each other
You learn good self defense in a dojo. But you learn great self defense fighting with your twin.