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Peter is pretty good at lying to himself: he’s practically an expert at it.But the lies are like an open sore festering under wet and sloppy bandages, and eventually shit goes south, the wound gets infected, and then a minor problem becomes a real problem, because Peter thinks that Spider-Man feels like a vice around his heart that keeps on squeezing tighter and tighter.AKABeing Spider-Man is kinda a lot, knowing that Doc Ock is a criminal in other universes is not as deterring as it should be, and Peter really just wants to ask Johnny to move in with him.(reading the other fics before this is helpful, but not necessary, i think)
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thank you so much for clicking on this fic! the first chapter is VERY short, but thats just because its the epilogue! everything will be longer after that, promise!This fic occurs pretty much right after the previous one-shot in this series, which is 3 years post No Way Home, and then covers the time span of a couple months. feel free to ask any questions, and i will be sure to answer them and add any necessary clarifications!(note: the chapter titles are helpful for clarifying where we are in the timeline of this fic!)
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the end

The funny thing about meeting two alternate versions of myself and fighting their respective arch-enemies, Peter can’t help but muse as he is flung through a concrete pillar, destroying it and his ribs in the process, Is that one would think I should know better than to trust certain people.

“Should” being the key word here, because Peter had decided to say screw it and throw his lot in with Doctor Otto Octavius anyway, despite knowing how that turned out for the other-Peters, and now, as he’s getting his ass kicked by all four of Doctor Octavius’s fake limbs, he can admit that, yeah, deciding to say “Fuck it, I need the money,” is probably not going to be a good enough reason to explain why any of this was worth it.

Maybe.

 

But, of course, in the end, Peter is able to defeat his annoying ass (again) and comes out victorious and triumphant. He then has a little chat with the aforementioned annoying ass that he really wasn’t lucid enough for but fuck-it-all concussions suck, and when Peter goes to bed that night as snug as a freaking bug after a job well done, he is tentatively excited for what the next day will bring (hopefully, it will consist of far less concussions). He then, of course, because this is Peter Parker and his shitty luck after all, wakes up to his (thankfully masked) face on the cover of the Daily Bugle with the wonderfully damning headline, “Masked Menace Destroys Warehouse!” 

Which. Yes, Peter did definitely destroy a warehouse, but it was set to be demolished anyway, so was it really that big of a deal? Besides!!! He was just stopping the other guy, who was being far more destructive, so can someone give a fella a break around here? He thought that Jameson was through with his Spider-Man hatred! 

Then, taking a closer look at both the photo (blurry and bad and definitely not one of Peter’s) and his memory of last night, Peter’s mind does the equivalent of a computer bluescreening paired with a hamster furiously running on its wheel and- oh shit. 

Yeah, no, this one is probably (definitely) on Peter.

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