Chapter 1
“hi I’m May, is peter here?”
Sam looked at the stunning woman in front of him.
“yeah princess, he’s just in the living room. You need help getting there?”
“no I think I’m good thanks.”
“really, do you need any help getting to the nearest restaurant because I could buy you dinner 8pm tomorrow.”
“haha no thank you I’m fine thanks.”
“aw come on your gorgeous, just let me treat you to a dinner”
“no like I said im completely fine, im just here to pick peter up”
“what about a movie instead. We could go to the cinema, that new movie just came out”
“no, really, I’m not interested.”
Then she walked into the living room. Who did she think she was. Anyone else would have jumped at the opportunity to go on a date with an avenger.
5 minutes later, sam heard some voices coming down the corridor.
“but May, I could’ve just stayed over. Mr Stark has a room for me and everything”.
“I’m not letting Tony Stark, infamous irresponsible person, look after my nephew. Nuh uh”
o m g what has sam done?
“Hey Mr Wilson”
“well technically were leaving peter but yes hello Mr Wilson”
“hey peter or bye peter”
(this is the end of the scene in ooo look a movie night, why are we watching the avengers. After this is all new text)
----- sam -----
Sam had fucked up.
So maybe this wasn’t the best thing that Sam had ever managed to do. Not the most embarrassing, somehow, but it was still embarrassing. How on earth was Sam ever meant to look Starks intern in the eyes after he just asked the kids aunt on a date? He didn’t know.
The kid probably already knew as well because somehow he knows everything. And when Sam said everything, he meant everything. The kid knew about that time he dropped three mugs in a row and that happened when sam was ALONE in the kitchen. ALONE!
Not to mention that if he didn’t just know, his aunt has probably just told him. Which was great. Just wonderful.
Sam didn’t exactly know how the kid was so smart, or knew so much but he did and it was creepy.
----- Peter -----
When Peter had heard the literal falcon try and ask May out he was 1) shocked at how many avengers had found his aunt hot and 2) shocked that sam asked her more than once.
Way to go about not harassing people.
Peter didn’t even want to know how Sam looked when trying to rizz up his aunt.
Ok that was a lie, he did want to know.
THANK GOD FOR THE SPIDER BOTS
Peter was going to make an evening out of that footage, maybe even invite ned over.
These bots were great, not only did he link them with the footage FRIDAY can get but they are also incredibly small with high-quality cameras.
Maybe peter would work on a second model, one with its own proper AI in it instead of just a list of code, that would be cool