woah totes not cool dude
"sam" the captain started, "harassing women isn't a good thing"
Obviously Sam already knew this, but he wasn't harassing May, he was simply asking her on a date.
"yeah, I know"
"I don't think you do know Sam. 'cause I think if you did, you wouldn't have harassed May"
He didn't harass May, he asked her on a date. that isn't a crime.
"that isn't what I did"
"um... sorry to like totally interrupt, but you like completely did harass my aunt. she went on a whole rant about how she was like defo uncomfy"
"half those words you said weren't even words, I doubt you know what harassment is"
"ur... i actually like totally do because they play the harassment video like every term"
"the harassment video, peter what even is that"
the captain pales with realisation and horror. he thought they didn't play those anymore, they were filmed right after he woke up from the ice.
"no peter, please do not tell him" steve interjected
peter started mocking steve's voice and started his performance of a life time "So, you got rejected. It may seem tempting to ask the person again however he or she has clearly made up their mind. it's not good to harass people, even if you might not consider it harassment, they might. gentlemen, if you ask out a woman and they say no, asking them repetitively isn't going to make them want to change their mind. if you get rejected, accept it, and move on. Ladies, if you ask out a man and they say no, asking him repetitively isn't going to make them change their mind. what you should do is respect their decision because harassment isn't a good thing. instead of harassing someone, reflect on yourself and what made them not want to date you, it may improve you as a person. remember harassment isn't good"
"what I did wasn't harassment guys"
"er yes it was. dunno if you just heard what captain me just said"
"peter I did hear, bu-"
"clearly you need to get your ears looked at cause you and me have very different definitions of hearing something"
"what do you mean, I didn't harass anyone"
"i think... we might need to get a specialist in because clearly this isn't working"
"captain you can't possibly believe this nonsense can you?"
"pretty sure he can"
"I didn't ask you parker"
"oo shiver me timbers the surnames come out"
"it wasn't harassment, okay. I was simply asking her out"
"multiple times after she said no and made no move to show any interest in you at all"
"look captain your a dinosaur, you don't know what's going on"
"woah, totes not cool dude. harassing my widowed aunt and calling steve a dinosaur. thats like a lot too far. don't bully old people. or actually just anyone at all. do you want me to recite the PSA for that one too, cause I can"
"no"
steve knew that this was going to be a long day.