Chapter 2
“Fury says meeting in 5 minutes.” Natasha announces to the Avengers. “It’s too early for a meeting” “it’s 10:00 Am Tony, you’re only saying that because you went to bed at 4:00.” Nat snarks “Yeah yeah, I’ll be there in a minute” I replied groggily
“Stark” “Rogers” “what did i say would happen if you took the last donut with red white and blue sprinkles” Wanda was watching this from the other side of the kitchen and the tension was so thick you could cut it with a knife “I’m a little foggy but something about raining down hellfire” “yeah” “and here I am without an umbrella” “I feel a storm brewing” Wanda couldn’t hold back anymore and started howling in laughter, then cap and I joined her.
The meeting was just like all the other meetings, Boring.
Clint, Nat, Steve, and Bruce were all at the main table I was in the corner on my phone and Thor was off world. “We have one more thing to discuss before the meeting ends. Spider-Man” Fury then brought out a slideshow on why we avengers had to capture him, something about him possibly being a “possible threat” and “nearly impossible to capture”
After the meeting Nat and Clint were put on standby for Spider-Man sightings, and I got the spidey research job. “FRIDAY, give me everything we have on Spider-man” “Sure boss” after a couple seconds the room was filled with articles about Spider-Man “Time to get to work”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Patrol was weird today, my spidey senses were going off the entire time, oh, someone is following me. That’s not great. “Ya know it’s not nice to follow someone” “How’d you know I was there?” The woman responded, she was wearing a black leather jacket and black leggings, she had red hair, and a pistol on her. “That’s not important, what is important, however, is that I told you SHEILD people that i don’t want to give you my identity.” I clicked a button on my webshooter and stopped the sound from leaving my suit “KAREN, can you do a facial scan?” “Of course, Peter… The name of the newest assailant is Natasha Romanoff” I unmuted my suit “So the pirate decided that the avengers needed to be brought in?” “Pirate?” she chuckled “that’s a good one Spider-Man” she complimented “I try, but my answer is still no, though” I saw someone move on a nearby billboard “Brought a friend?” “Oh you saw Clint? Yeah he tagged along, you know I have to bring you in by any means necessary… right?” She got into a fighting stance “Yeah, I’m not surprised” I got into a stance ready to fight her and we both ran at another, she tried to pin me but I dodged her move. She got a few good hits in but I webbed her to a wall and moved to restrain the archer. “Katniss, you don’t have to do this.” He started to shoot arrows, great. He hit me in the bicep, and it hurt like hell, but I was able to restrain him to a billboard and started to swing away, but Fuck it hurt on my damaged arm.
______________________________________________
Biderman
y do arrows hurt so fucking much
Gay Lad
Where did you get hit?
Biderman
My Bicep
DeadDick
Damn that’s gotta hurt
Biderman
imagine swinging on it
Gay Lad
Well, stop swinging on it dumbass
Biderman
no
DeadDick
The funny thing is this isn’t even his peak dumbass
Gay Lad
Oh yeah, the avengers are hunting you now
Biderman
ye Hawkeye did this
Gay Lad
lol
Lucifer
I’m gonna kill them
DeadDick
You can’t kill the avengers Matt
Biderman
its funny cause Harley knows who I am but not the avengers
Gay Lad
I showed cap Twitter today, he didn’t understand what this meant (attached is a screenshot of Twitter with a post that says “Captain America would definitely be an omega”)
Biderman
I didn’t want to think about that, but yeah they’re right…
DeadDick
What is an “Omega”
Biderman
Just… don’t ask.
Lucifer
GO TO SLEEP