Chapter 3
Gay Lad
Are we going to talk about how Peter is using proper grammar all of the sudden?
Biderman
I’m swinging, Karen is texting.
But the suit died during patrol yesterday and I had to text from my phone because I had no signal, and I forgot Ned’s number. But I texted some random person and they helped!
Lucifer
You can’t just text strangers, didn’t your parents ever tell you that?
Biderman
Jokes on you I don’t have parents.
DeadDick
Did your arm heal or something, I thought you got arrowed?
Biderman
Yeah, hehe no Karen put lol, stop sending yes, no don’t
Gay Lad
Bugs?
Biderman
ye lol
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Kid
(Idk how to put images in this so just imagine an iron man meme)
Not Ned
Oh this is hilarious.
Kid
Who are you?
Not Ned
I’m one of “not Ned” ‘s colleagues
Kid
Cool
NOT NED
(xxx)-xxx-xxxx
here’s my number
Oh shit he’s coming back
Gtg
Kid
Bye 👋
Not Ned
Oh god…
Kid
I suppose you should call me by my name
Call me Ben
Not Ned
Call me Anthony
Kid changed to Ben
Not Ned changed to Anthony
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“Hey Karen?” Yes Peter? “When was the last avengers confrontation?” Approximately 1 week ago. “Weird, you think they’d-“ “Spider-Man!” “If it isn’t the star spangled man with a plan…” “I’m suprised he knew that reference honestly, anyway I gotta bring you in.” They’re persistent “is everyone here?” All of the avengers closed in around me, Cap was in front of me, Stark and Thor to the right, Barton and Romanoff to the left. “No hulk?” Probably collateral damage prevtion