
Characters
Tags
Gay Harley Keener
Harley Keener as Iron Lad
Bisexual Peter Parker
Peter Parker is a Mess
My First Fanfic
Not Canon Compliant with Movie: Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Wrong number
Tony Stark Acting as Harley Keener's Parental Figure
Tony Stark Needs Sleep
im not even gonna list who’s gay just assume they are
Summary
Nicholas J Fury Has an Ego Problem… and it’s Spider-Man’s fault, Meanwhile, Tony just got a text from an unknown number.
Note
Ima post the next chapter in a couple hours
Chapter 1
April 30, 2025 at 08:11 AM
Peter
ned I got stabd hlp
[Unknown]
I’m not Ned… Wait, what do you mean you got stabbed
Peter
stop making jokes I’m bleding theres a lot of blod
[Unknown]
(Insert medical knowledge I’m too lazy to look up)
Peter
ok I think it stopped thx
wdym ur not ned
[Unknown]
Exactly what it says, I’m not “Ned”
([Unknown] changed to “Not Ned”)
Not Ned
How did you get past my firewalls, that should be impossible
Peter
it was ez
Not Ned
No, it wasn’t kid.
Peter
I’m not a kid 😡
([Unknown] changed to Kid)
Kid
I can’t believe you’ve done this
Not Ned
Now you use punctuation?
Kid
ye
i gtg dont assume im gonna stop talking to u tho