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The gang pulls up in hell, with the exception of Panty who was busy completing her "favor" for Adam. The hellfire, bloodshed, and undeniable smell of sex was making the experience insufferable for everyone. "So tired..can we rest, it's time for Darcy's nap" asked an exhausted Ming. "Maybe you guys should have thought before bringing your kids to HELL" scoffed Stocking. "We were just trying to have a baby shower slash pronoun party! Besides, it would be great to introduce the baby to his new friends" said Colleen Ballinger. "Dhet thing is supposed to be ma friend?!" replied Cartman disgusted. "That's my kid you're talking about you obese midget!" growled Jimmy Urine. "I wish Plastic Man was here..we need a real hero to save us!" cried Kuku. "Ehem" coughed Miguel. "You spidermen ain't shit, WHY ARE Y'ALL EVEN HERE?!?" said Jimmy, making a very good point. "I heard someone say they needed to be saved.." said a mysterious yet enchanting voice in the distance.
Everyone became dead silent, wondering where that voice was coming from. Stocking began smiling from ear to ear after recognizing the voice. Suddenly a group of conveniently attractive girls make themselves visible, a siren, a nymph, a selkie, a succubus, and a fairy. "We're the Booty Heroes, here for sexual situations that need saving!" they said in Unison. Stocking immediately rushed towards the siren. "Ummm did I miss something.." said a perplexed Ming Doyle. "Oh this is my girlfriend and this is her group of super slutty magical girls, they're here to help" said Stocking. "They should have arrived sooner" grumbled Soldier. "Our only headquarters is in hell" replied the fae. "Hey ladies..." said Scout trying to sneak his way into the conversation. "Oh god a gooner, you deal with him succubitch" said the nymph looking at the pink demoness. She simply just groaned in response. "We need help finding the Lemon Demon...he has my child" sighed Colleen. "That scoundrel! Don't worry i'll use my seal powers, follow me everyone" said the selkie.
"YOU BROUGHT A BABY?!?!" freaked out Vaggie. "I couldn't just leave Joey with Lemon Demon, look on the brightside Danny's son will have a playmate" said Charlie optimistically. "What makes you think he would bring his kid...you know what, never mind we have to return him to his parents!" said Vaggie trying to reason with her girlfriend. "Absolutely not, they abandoned him" Charlie said sympathetically. Angel Dust barged into the room holding baby Joe Hawley in a pair of his arms. "Take tha kid! The singing hurts my non-existent ears!" cried the spider. "I thought Nifty was on baby duty" said Charlie. "Well ya thought wrong" said Angel tossing the baby into Charlie's arms. "I think Danny's here" said Crymini. "Shit I still need to get the lemonade, can you hold him for a second?" Charlie asked Vaggie. "I'll take care of that" said Alastor as he snapped his fingers. Within seconds the lemonade appeared in the dining hall. "I'll get the door" said Vaggie reaching for the doorknob, only to regret it in the seconds to come.
"GIVE ME MY BABY!" screeched Colleen, as she lunged to Charlie. Vaggie immediately pulled out her spear and blocked Colleen. "No..you can't have him!" growled Charlie as her horns started to poke out. "MOVE BITCH" said Jimmy as he shoved Vaggie to the side. He began to tackle Charlie, causing Joe to comedically fly in the air, eventually landing on Husker. Danny Gonzales sipped on some lemonade watching all the madness go down, somehow he had gotten past the crowd. "OMG DANNY!! I'M SUCH A FAN" shrieked Lemon Demon. "Aha, there you are!" said the selkie, grabbing at his unwashed smelly feet. "Hey whats up greg, today I'm live at the Hazbin Hotel" said Danny talking to his camera. "You..." hissed Colleen glaring at the Lemon Demon. She pounced on him ready for revenge, only for him to dash across the room, causing her to crash into Danny. "I'll get him" said Stocking while she turned one of her socks into a sword. Charlie and Jimmy continued tussling, "Alastor, could you lend a hoof?" asked Charlie in a fit of frustration. "As you wish, Charlotte!" said Alastor, bloodlust rising within him. "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH HIM!" screamed Colleen.
"Booty heroes..our mission is not finished" said the succubus. They booty heroes assembled as they attempted to fight the overlord, even the Spider-Man variants and TF2 mercs got in on the action, actually making themselves useful for once. Stocking chased Lemon Demon throughout the hotel, attempting to slice him. "I'm so sorry Danny, this party was supposed to be about you" sighed Crymini. "Oh no this is good, I'm getting footage for my video, by the way thanks for inviting me" reassured Daddy Gonzales. Crymini smiled at her friend in spite of the chaos.
Colleen slumped onto a sofa, she was so over this she was practically levitating over hell. Ming sat next to her and sighed. "This is all my fault, I should have just let Darcy go with Neil.." frowned Ming. "Don't say that, this is all Neil's fault because of his stupid Lemon Demon" said Colleen, feeling absolutely defeated. She was completely exhausted from birth, her baby was kidnapped and was now being held captive by an all powerful demon princess, not to mention her husband was being beaten to death. Colleen's head hung down in devastation, she didn't even notice the paws right in front of her. "Is this kid yours.." Husker asked. Colleen couldn't believe her eyes, her baby had been returned to her, she reached out to him and cried tears of joy. "Joe Hawley!" she rejoiced. Charlie was about to stab Jimmy with her pitchfork, but she then noticed her little Joey was with Colleen. "Give him back!" demanded Charlie. "Charls..I think that's his mother.." said Vaggie. "But why would she be here..she abandoned an innocent child" gasped Charlie. Stocking walked over with the Lemon Demon's head, oozing zesty blood. "Actually this twat made that up, he kidnapped the baby" replied Stocking. "Oh my...that's terrible!" cried Charlie. "We can worry about that later, right now you need to help Joe's father" said Vaggie, looking at his mangled body. "Whoopsie daisy, I'll send him to sloth" giggled the princess. "Actually I'd like to go home" said Danny butting in. "We all do" added Ming. "We can take you guys back to earth if you'd like" offered the siren. "YES PLEASE" said all the earthlings, their voices lining up in perfect unity.