For the Love of God
The booty heroes used their sexy girl powers to create a portal, bringing everyone, even Danny Gonzalez to the Urine mansion. "Hey I don't even live here.." said Danny confused. "Ugh i'll just fly you home" groaned the fairy. "We're finally home.." smiled Colleen, holding Joe tightly. Jimmy attempted to go over to his family but he was limping badly. "Oooh she messed you up real bad" said Kuku, eyeing all his wounds. "I guess I could heal him" shrugged the nymph. She was very knowledgeable in healing spells and herbs. She mixed up a concoction, then poured it directly into his mouth. Just like that he was good as new. "You're a lifesaver...literally!" chimed Colleen. "Oh it's no problem, now we've really gotta get going" replied the nymph. "So soon?" frowned Stocking glancing at her girlfriend. "Afraid so, but come visit me sometime!" said the siren cupping Stocking's cheek. The two shared a quick kiss, before the booty heroes returned to the netherland. "Hope I didn't miss much" said Panty, as she flew down from the sky. "Well..." groaned Stocking. It seemed like a perfect moment, everybody finally reunited, the calm after the chaos, even the party continued, but Darcy was tugging at Ming's pants, she knew what she had to do.
After getting a lift in see through, she arrived at Neil Cicierega's location. truly peculiar she thought. Neil never mentioned having a creepy mansion. She knocked on the door, and suddenly it opened on its own. Ming held Darcy tighter. "Can you two get a room..bleh" said Erik X in the distance. "Maybe you should have stayed with your family instead of coming over tonight" laughed Curtis RX. Who the hell are these guys, thought Ming. "Can you really blame me though, my family let me get murdered by Dr Sawbones, it's much safer here!" grunted Erik X. "Well you're gonna have to leave soon, unless you hear the sounds of raw gay sex" replied Curtis RX. THE WHAT NOW, Ming needed to know what was going on immediately. She invaded the room, shocked to see Curtis's hands all over her ex husband. "I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING!" scorned Ming. "I literally met this dude yesterday...is this the Ming you were speaking of.." said Curtis RX, his attention shifting towards Neil. "Why does she have a kid with her in your HAUNTED mansion..." wondered Erik X. "She wanted to see her father, but that will no longer be necessary" huffed Ming Doyle. "She's OUR daughter Ming, you can't just keep her from me.." cried Neil Cicieriga. "Don't call me...don't come by my house..WE'RE DONE" snapped Ming. "You're in MY house bitch, speaking of which how did you even get here.." asked Curtis RX. "Neil you left your location on, and you wonder why you have so many 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 fans" groaned Ming.
"Look, can I at least have a few hours with her-" Neil was immediately interrupted by Ming, "NO! We're leaving" stated the ex wife before grabbing her child's hand. Neil became over consumed by misery."You can't just do that!" growled Curtis RX. "WHEN DID YOU EVEN GET A SAY" scowled Ming. "Because...I can't stand seeing my boyfriend sad! Especially because of YOU" yelled Curtis RX, he was fed up. "Look dudes can we handle this later, the concert is tomorrow" said Erik X trying to calm the situation. "Neil has made his choice and I've made mine..now get out of our lives forever" cried Ming. Neil looked at his daughter, she had been frightened by the whole thing, the lurking ghosts didn't help either. "J-Just go! I don't want Darcy to be here any longer" sniffled Neil. "No, she's going to stay with us" hissed Curtis RX. More tears poured down Neil's face, the situation was hopeless, his only daughter being taken away from him. The sorrow was too much to handle. "I SAID LEAVE!" shouted Neil furiously. He turned around and started bawling into his boyfriend's chest, Curtis shot dirty looks at Ming. Erik simply wanted to avoid conflict and left before anything escalated. Ming gave her farewells and stormed out of the building. She sat on the porch with Darcy awaiting their ride. Ming noticed her visibility upset daughter. "You know..Pekorin is going to be at her aunt Yukari's, why don't I drop you off for a playdate?" asked Ming Doyle trying to cheer up her daughter. Darcy's face visibly lighted, Ming smiled and gave her daughter a hug.