The baby shower
Ming Doyle was on her way to attend Coleen's baby shower. She intended to arrive much earlier but was too caught up in her divorce with Neil. Finally she had arrived at Jimmy and Colleen's new mansion they had purchased after their honeymoon. In Front of the luxurious manor was a huge fountain with a Jimmy Urine on it. However instead of water, there came out fresh piss, the source of it coming from the crotch area of the Jimmy Statue. Ming rang the doorbell, being greeted by her friend. "Ming! What a surprise, so glad you showed up" said Colleen Ballinger. "My apologies I couldn't make it to your wedding" replied Ming. "Oh it's fine, I see you brought little Darcy" said Colleen starting to foam at the mouth. Ming felt a shiver down her spine and quickly shooed Darcy into the mansion. "Well I couldn't leave her with her....father" muttered Ming. "Speaking of which, how is Neil.." asked Colleen curiously. "Oh I divorced him" exclaimed Ming. "Oh weow..." said Colleen in her Miranda Sings voice, "anyways come on in the baby shower/pronoun party is starting". "Pronoun party???" questioned Ming. "Yes we aren't doing a gender reveal, me and Jimmy decided we weren't gonna force any gender identity or heteronormativity onto our child" affirmed Colleen. "Fascinating" replied Ming. "Come in! Come in! We're opening up presents, help yourself to any snacks" said Colleen welcoming in Ming. Ming stepped in and inspected the room, there were several guests from the wedding, she also spotted Darcy playing with Pekorin, May Parker, and Ike Brofloski. The other south park boys were there too, sitting on a couch behind them."Who even let Jimmy be around all these kids.." scoffed Miguel O'Hara.
After helping herself to some treats, she plopped herself on a sofa. "Alright first one" said Colleen as she pulled out a pink bag decorated in lace. Inside was a miniature lolita dress and a matching pink bunny plushie. With it was a note that said "I want it to be an IT GIRL - Kuku". "This is wonderful.." said Colleen tearing up. "Alright next" beamed Jimmy Urine. He dropped down a ginormous box onto the floor. Colleen began to open it, instantly being greeted with american attire. There was even a baby blanket covered in an american flag. "FROM SOLDIER" was written in red, white, and blue on the side of the box. "AMERICA!!!!" cheered Soldier. "How did these freaks even get invited, they were lousy security at our wedding" huffed Jimmy. "Come on Jimmy, don't you want our baby to be proud of this country.." remarked Colleen. "White...suburban...middle class..." pipped Jimmy Urine. "Alright this one's from us!" said Panty Anarchy as she tossed a yellow present between them. Colleen eagerly opened the gift, only for a strangely shaped object to fall out. "PANTY! You were supposed to get a toy" hissed Stocking. "You never specified what kind" shrugged Panty. "Fortunately we have something actually appropriate for the baby, it's from me and Randy" said Sharon Marsh, walking towards them with a gift. "Thank you that's so-" but before Colleen could finish her sentence, she let out a blood curdling scream.
"AAHH THE BABY!! IT'S COMING!!" hollered Colleen. "Don't just stand around...do something you pricks" said Jimmy Urine urgently. "Let's head to the hospital" imposed Miguel. "We'll take see through" said Stocking. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! These Fatty McFattersons are gonna take up all the space like last time" blurted Panty. "I'm not fat, I'm big boned!" retorted Cartman. "Kys biggie" replied Panty. "Look it's either we watch Colleen give birth right now or we go to the hospital now" said Stocking annoyed. "Alright hop in see through bitches!" shouted Panty. Everyone immediately got into see through, except for Eric he was too big so he had to walk.
Minutes later they arrived at the hospital. Jimmy darted towards the door and terrorized the receptionist. The receptionist began to tense up, she was already having a bad day due to the Erik X situation from earlier. "Um...how can I help you..?" asked the receptionist nervously. " LISTEN UP BITCH MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO GO IN LABOR, WE NEED A DOCTOR RIGHT THIS INSTANT" demanded Jimmy. The receptionist sighed. "EBOLA!" she called out. An extremely pale nurse with pink hair quickly flew in. "Ebola Chan at your service!" chimed the Nurse. She swooped up Colleen and flew to the nearest available room, with Jimmy following behind him. "The rest of you have to stay in here or you can go into the waiting room" said the receptionist while pointing to the next room over. She watched as the odd ensemble in front of her migrate into the waiting room. "I need a break" she said, slumping down behind the desk.