sorry i’m not home right now, i’m walking into spiderwebs

Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Spider-Man - All Media Types Batman - All Media Types DCU (Comics) Nightwing (Comics)
Gen
G
sorry i’m not home right now, i’m walking into spiderwebs
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Characters
Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Peter Parker, Stephen Strange, Loki (Marvel), Harry Osborn & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Harry Osborn, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Bruce Wayne, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Duke Thomas, Johnny Storm, Tim Drake, Felicia Hardy, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Cassandra Cain & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Duke Thomas, Peter Parker & Johnny Storm, Tim Drake & Peter Parker, Loki & Peter Parker, Felicia Hardy & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Johnny Storm & Harry Osborn & Felicia Hardy
Tags
Angst Not Canon Compliant Hurt/Comfort Past Rape/Non-con Peter Parker Needs a Hug Peter Parker Acts Like a Spider Found Family Identity Porn Court of Owls Crack Treated Seriously Dimension Travel BAMF Peter Parker Soul Stone | Soul Gem (Marvel) Past Peter Parker/Johnny Storm Dick Grayson is Peter Parker's Biological Parent Romani Dick Grayson Dick Grayson Needs a Hug Lazarus Pit Side Effects (DCU) Dramatic Irony Lazarus Pit Madness (DCU) Dick Grayson and Richard Parker (Marvel) are the Same Person Past Harry Osborn/Peter Parker Past Felicia Hardy/Peter Parker Spider Mom Natasha Romanoff Peter Parker and His Mini Harem not really but you’ll see cherry picking canon Song: Spiderwebs (No Doubt)
Summary
With his infamous Parker luck, he managed to find himself in the one city where meta-humans (or enhanced) aren’t welcome, all because the local hero (Batman, is he a bat? Ridiculous name, Peter earned his name, he’s a humanoid-spider!) dislikes them.That’s probably some sort of racism… or abelism… okay, it’s an ism.Well, at least Peter isn't running around in leather and bat ears like some sort of kinky furry!—Peter Parker traverses universes with a green haze clouding his vision and an infinity stone embedded in his very core, gets adopted by a crime lord, stalked by birds of prey, aliens, and considered an enigma the bats can’t quite crack
Note
This fic is inspired by every Dark Matter (by mysterycyclone) and DC x Marvel adjacent fic ever.If you happen to have not read Dark Matter yet, I highly recommend you do!Also just to preface this, the following fanfiction is NOT canon compliant whatsoever, its an unholy mix of multiple different medias/timelines I’ve cherry-picked because what even is canon?

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