Genshin Chatfics (Very calm /s)

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Genshin Chatfics (Very calm /s)
Characters
Scaramouche (Genshin Impact), Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact), Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Raiden Ei | Baal, Neuvillette (Genshin Impact), Wriothesley (Genshin Impact), Furina (Genshin Impact), Raiden Ei | Baal/Yae Miko, Ganyu/Keqing (Genshin Impact), Ganyu (Genshin Impact), Keqing (Genshin Impact), Charlotte (Genshin Impact), Arataki Itto, Shikanoin Heizou, Dehya (Genshin Impact), Alhaitham (Genshin Impact), Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Albedo/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Eula (Genshin Impact), Kuki Shinobu, Amber/Eula (Genshin Impact), Albedo (Genshin Impact), Xingqiu (Genshin Impact), Cyno/Tighnari (Genshin Impact), Venti/Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Beidou/Ningguang (Genshin Impact), Layla (Genshin Impact), Lisa (Genshin Impact), Jean (Genshin Impact), Lyney (Genshin Impact), Lynette (Genshin Impact), Clorinde (Genshin Impact), Navia (Genshin Impact), Sucrose (Genshin Impact), Chongyun/Xingqiu (Genshin Impact), Venti (Genshin Impact), Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Chongyun (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Hu Tao (Genshin Impact), Ningguang (Genshin Impact), Beidou (Genshin Impact), Kaedehara Kazuha, Kamisato Ayato, Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Xiangling (Genshin Impact), Hu Tao/Yanfei (Genshin Impact), Yanfei (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact), Diluc (Genshin Impact), Rosaria (Genshin Impact), Shenhe (Genshin Impact), Thoma (Genshin Impact), Sigewinne (Genshin Impact), Tighnari (Genshin Impact), Faruzan (Genshin Impact), Candace (Genshin Impact), Alhaitham & Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Kamisato Ayato/Thoma, Nahida (Genshin Impact), Yelan (Genshin Impact), Kirara (Genshin Impact)
Summary
Im bored so have thisSetting: Genshin Modern Au
Note
WOAH MY FIRST AO3 UPLOAD LMAOI wrote this after i fought with my parents so ig this is what we call coping mechanism :PPPANYWAYS ENJOY!
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Fontainee! (Totally did not forget the title)

Hoes

10:01 am

Kagamine Len: GAVE WHAT TO MY SISTER???🤯🤯

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: WTF

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: @The prettiest bard HOW’D YOU KNOW THAT

The prettiest bard: secretttt🤭

The prettiest bard: a bard never reveals it’s secret

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: THAT’S MY LINE😠

Kagamine Rin: …

Smoked in middle school: NOW THAT’S THE EARLY MORNING TEA I WANT🤭🍵

Kagamine Rin: ugh aether why do you care about who gives me what

Kagamine Len: BECAUSE

Kagamine Len: im your twin????!??!?!

Kagamine Rin: fuck off you were never a protective brother after you stole my shin ramyun👹

Kagamine Len: finders keepers bitch🖕

Kagamine Rin: EXCUSE ME

Mothered: ITS TOO EARLY YOU TWO

Tripped on her first dance recital: it’s already 10 am tho

Gremlin: Still too early

That person’s top: anytime in the morning is too early for you anyway sayu

Got scolded for eating 4 creme brulees: Since when did my brother give Rainbow roses to people

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK LYNETTE

Rotten fish: OH

Rotten fish:  IT’S THE MAGICIAN TWINS!!!!

Tiny leaf girl: Welcome to this chaotic gc ^__^

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: my pleasure!

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: greetings! I’m Lyney, the magician from the Art’s and Sciences department! And that was my twin, Lynette😁

Got scolded for eating 4 creme brulees: Nice to meet you

Major bag alert: 4 creme brulees is crazy…

Boobs: 😄😄😄

Ate a pigeon in middle school: ik what you’re thinking, ei. And NO you are not getting 4 creme brulees either

Boobs: aww😔

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: I was the one who gave her the scolding

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: I didn’t know you guys have a fatui member here aren’t they notorious for doing suspicious activities in the university?

Major bag alert: WOW

Major bag alert:  RUDE🙄

Major bag alert: IM THE KINDER BUNCH

Major bag alert: AND YOUjwiksldahaIJSids9udw3*#&0p

Secretly girly: what happened????

Menace: I saw it in my own two eyes

Menace: his phone was snatched by a white and black haired woman😆

Menace: She was lowkey giving Cruella from that movie

Major bag alert: …. that was Arlecchino

Major bag alert: and im gonna shut up now

Yunyun’s wuvy: is there something about the magic twins that we shouldn’t know??

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: Hmm not that I’m aware of

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: I am simply a magician😊

Narcissist: was about to say something but nahhh

Narcissist: VENTI WHAT THE FUCK

Narcissist: I AM NO NARCISSIST HOW OUTRAGEOUS!!!😮

The prettiest bard: lol sorry couldn't think of a good nickname for your ass😆

Narcissist: BICTH🖕

An otter in his past life: Was that Miss Furina?

Narcissist: NEUVILLETTTEEEEEEEE😭😭😭😭😭😭

Narcissist: Venti is bullying me😠😠😠

The prettiest bard: WAS NOTT🙄

Tiny leaf girl: You guys are acting like 7 year olds (╥ ᴗ ╥)

OBJECTION!: OH

OBJECTION!: MONSIEUR NEUVILLETTE!!

OBJECTION!: It’s a pleasure to meet you😁

An otter in his past life: ah you must be miss Yanfei from Polsci. Pleasure to meet you

An otter in his past life: how odd,, my name doesn’t match with my name. How is that possible

Jeaannn *moans*: It’s a nickname set by Venti. Please pay no mind to it

An otter in his past life: I see.. thankyou Jean..?

Mothered: umm no, I’m Jean. That was Lisa

An otter in his past life: Oh my apologies. Thank you you Miss Lisa

Menace: Oh my we have another Granpapa😄

Cooler eyepatch: Who’s the other one?

Cocogoat: Zhongli obviously

Granpa: huh?

Menace: OH MB ZHONG ZHONG PLS IGNORE US

Granpa: ?? sure?

Major bag alert: XIANGSHENGGG :DDD HII😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

Fireworksboomboom!: OH ZHONGCHI IS FINE NOW????

Major bag alert: yup ^^ it was a misunderstanding

Major bag alert: no worries!! we are fine now!

Ate a pigeon in middle school: D E T A I L S 🤺👹

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: when you’re in a “who’s the nosiest competition” and your opponent is Yae

Ate a pigeon in middle school: Shut it Gorou or I’ll expose you

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: NO NO NOOO LEAVE ME ALONEE

Rotten fish: hehe

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: miss kokomi, please don’t

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: Is freminet here???

The prettiest bard: Yeah?? pretty sure I did add him.

The prettiest bard: he’s probably not a fan of chatting

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: I see.. he’s too timid to chat in this chaos

Freckles: umm hello lyney

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: FREMINETT!!

Narcissist: WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE YOU BB

Made Fonta flavored Macaroons: PLEASE DON’T BE SHY AROUND US

Yunyun’s wuvy: now we have a razor 2.0

Has a grudge against scaramouche: lmao

Ate his own hair: wahsyt

Cocogoat:  Razor!!

Dictionary: THY IS GLAD TO HAVE SEEN THOU REFINEMENT IN USING THE CELLULAR DEVICE!!

Master of tcg: I taught him well

Master of tcg: *wiped a tear*

Cynonari's Lovechild: since when are you his dad?

Master of tcg: you jealous?

Cynonari's Lovechild: not one bit so don’t assume. Never saw you as a father figure🙄

Master of tcg: your nickname says otherwise

Cynonari's Lovechild: AS IF I SET THAT TO MYSELF😭😭😭

Secretly girly: Its more like Tighnari’s her mom and Cyno isn’t at all

Master of tcg: rude…😑

Narcissist: I feel like every time razor, bennett, or freminet appears, you guys will just shower them with kind words

Red Bunnygirl: Yeah and?

StanTwice: And we’ll do it all the time

StanTwice: welcome @Freckles !!!

Freckles: Tthank you (づ_ど)

Red Bunnygirl: ACCCCKKKK HES SO CUTE😭😭💓💓

On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: The kaomojiss😭💞

Has a grudge against scaramouche: MUST PROTECT🤺

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: IKR

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: I AM HIS PROUD OLDER BROTHER

Alpha wolf meme: What the fuck is this

Menace: LMAOOO THE NICKNAME😭

Fireworksboomboom!: DON’T TELL ME ITS THAT WOLF MEME

Smoked in middle school: I’M IN TEARS

An otter in his past life: This appears to be a “Group Chat” where Sir Venti added us. I suppose this is for easy access to chatting with other people from other departments in the university

Alpha wolf meme: I see

Alpha wolf meme: @The prettiest bard Youre unlucky I’m not a boomer like Neuvi I might beat your ass🖕

The prettiest bard: oopsie🤭🏃‍♂️

Narcissist: NEUVI??? WHATS WITH THE NICKNAME HM???

Steambird’s Gossip Queen: Screenshotted and caught in 4k📸

Kagamine Rin: HELPP ME IS THAT CHARLOTTE😭

Kagamine Len: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Steambird’s Gossip Queen: HEYA LUMI AND AETHER

Narcissist: @Alpha wolf meme EXPLAIN

Alpha wolf meme: ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK WEIRDO

Alpha wolf meme: Don’t say shit charlotte istg

Alpha wolf meme: I was just lazy to type his full name it doesn’t mean nothing

Qiuqiu’s dovey: WTH ITS RAINING WHILE IM TRAINING OUTSIDE

Qiuqiu’s dovey: @Yunyun’s wuvy can you bring my umbrella?????

Yunyun’s wuvy: aight np stay where you are

Narcissist: hold up

Narcissist: WRIOTHESLEY TAKE IT BACK

Alpha wolf meme: OH SHIT DID IT RAIN

Alpha wolf meme: GTG

Walked around in school with wet socks: why did it rain so suddenly

Narcissist: BECAUSE

Alpha wolf meme: DON’T YOU EVEN DARE

Alpha wolf meme: they don’t need to know

Narcissist: awwwww booringg🙄🙄🙄🙄

The prettiest bard: Its because when neuvillette is sad, the coulds darken and the rain pours

Ate a pigeon in middle school: wait so that means..??

Alpha wolf meme: And I would like you all to keep that shit to yourselves

Reverse Xingqiu: oh is that why this blonde kid with freckles keep chanting hydro dragon don’t cry?

Red Bunnygirl: AWWWWWWWWW FREMINET😭💞

Red Bunnygirl: WE LOVE YOU💓💓💓

Menace:what kind of sorcery is that?????

Narcissist: It’s a rumour

Narcissist: believe if you please. But other than that-

Narcissist: its nonya

Red Bunnygirl: Nonya?

Master of tcg: Nonya business

Master of tcg: heh beat ya to it😏

Narcissist: YOU MOTHERFU-

Made Fonta flavored Macaroons: I personally don’t believe it

Chlorine: (2)

Raiden Ei’s fangirl: why is there a chemical element here. Im already traumatized from Chem201😭

Chlorine: it’s ‘Clorinde’ thank you very much

Chlorine: Oh

Chlorine: Who set my nickname?😑

Narcissist: Its all Venti, blame Venti

The prettiest bard: adding you here was a mistake🖕

Narcissist: IS NOT😠😠😠😠😠

Kagamine Rin: What do fonta flavored macaroons taste like

Budget sherlock holmes: kinda sounds nasty🤢

Made Fonta flavored Macaroons: IT WAS A PERSONAL EXPERIMENT

Kagamine Len: details of the taste?????

Made Fonta flavored Macaroons: I’d rather not say

Steambird’s Gossip Queen: awwww im curious

Ate a pigeon in middle school: You’re curious about everything tho

Steambird’s Gossip Queen: oh please miss Yae. You are the EIC of the publishing club. You know how I feel

Ate a pigeon in middle school: HEH

Ate a pigeon in middle school: HELL YEA I DO

Yunyun’s wuvy: great… two pink haired nosy people

Intl. Third wheel: you are kind of one of them,, considering you are a part of the publishing club

Yunyun’s wuvy: Im saner

Steambird’s Gossip Queen: lol you always buy our juicy gossip paper

Yunyun’s wuvy: SHHHH

The prettiest bard: Who else hasn’t talked?????

Narcissist: Sigewinne is busy in the clinic

Narcissist: She might chat here a bit later

Eyepatch:oh is she the tiny girl that’s with Baizhu??

OBJECTION!: No that’s Qiqi. She’s Baizhu’s assistant. Not a student here

OBJECTION!: Sigewinne’s the one who’s in the clinic when Baizhu isn’t around

Menace: yeah if I were you, go to the clinic when Sigewinne’s shift is up. Baizhu’s a dud

Will either heal or kill you: Fuck off Hu. I only reject your ass🙄

Menace: SEEE???!?!?😭😭😭

The sweeter half of the Clinic Committee: awww that’s kind of you Miss Hu tao🥰

Menace: 💓😻😻🌟✨

Menace: PLEASE DON’T BE SO FORMAL JUST CALL ME HUTAOO :DDDD😭💞💞

The sweeter half of the Clinic Committee: Also Baizhu? What did I say about the Mission of the Clinic Committee?? Don’t let your issues ruin our line of work🤗

Will either heal or kill you: tsk I know

The sweeter half of the Clinic Committee: ^__^

The prettiest bard: THAT’S PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE!!

Rotten fish: OH @Venti

The prettiest bard: whats up??

Rotten fish:  My friend Kirara wants to join

The prettiest bard: Where’d she learn that this exists???

Steambird’s Gossip Queen: ermm..

Steambird’s Gossip Queen: I only told her btw she’s my bff!!!

The prettiest bard: ehh its fine was going to add her anyway but I forgot

The prettiest bard added Kirara

The prettiest bard changed 1 nickname

Delivery!! It’s the Komaniya Express: YAYY THANKYOU VENTI🤩🤩

Budget sherlock holmes: YAYY KIRARA WELCOME!!!!!

Master of tcg: yo kirara what’s up

Eyepatch: AYEE IS THAT KIRARA?????

Delivery!! It’s the Komaniya Express: KAEYA! CYNO! HEIZOU!! HELLOOO

The prettiest bard: how’d you know all of them

Delivery!! It’s the Komaniya Express: Bc I offered my services to them. DUHH

Delivery!! It’s the Komaniya Express: they also helped me a lot ^^ especially mr cyno

Fireworksboomboom!: YIPPEEE ITS KIRARA!! WE’RE GLAD TO HAVE YOU

Steambird’s Gossip Queen: HI BFF!!

Delivery!! It’s the Komaniya Express: AAAA HI YOI!!

Delivery!! It’s the Komaniya Express: CHARLOTTEE TY FOR TELLING HIM

Steambird’s Gossip Queen: NO PROBLEM (。•̀ᴗ-)✧

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