Genshin Chatfics (Very calm /s)

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Genshin Chatfics (Very calm /s)
Characters
Scaramouche (Genshin Impact), Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact), Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Raiden Ei | Baal, Neuvillette (Genshin Impact), Wriothesley (Genshin Impact), Furina (Genshin Impact), Raiden Ei | Baal/Yae Miko, Ganyu/Keqing (Genshin Impact), Ganyu (Genshin Impact), Keqing (Genshin Impact), Charlotte (Genshin Impact), Arataki Itto, Shikanoin Heizou, Dehya (Genshin Impact), Alhaitham (Genshin Impact), Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Albedo/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Eula (Genshin Impact), Kuki Shinobu, Amber/Eula (Genshin Impact), Albedo (Genshin Impact), Xingqiu (Genshin Impact), Cyno/Tighnari (Genshin Impact), Venti/Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Beidou/Ningguang (Genshin Impact), Layla (Genshin Impact), Lisa (Genshin Impact), Jean (Genshin Impact), Lyney (Genshin Impact), Lynette (Genshin Impact), Clorinde (Genshin Impact), Navia (Genshin Impact), Sucrose (Genshin Impact), Chongyun/Xingqiu (Genshin Impact), Venti (Genshin Impact), Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Chongyun (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Hu Tao (Genshin Impact), Ningguang (Genshin Impact), Beidou (Genshin Impact), Kaedehara Kazuha, Kamisato Ayato, Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Xiangling (Genshin Impact), Hu Tao/Yanfei (Genshin Impact), Yanfei (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact), Diluc (Genshin Impact), Rosaria (Genshin Impact), Shenhe (Genshin Impact), Thoma (Genshin Impact), Sigewinne (Genshin Impact), Tighnari (Genshin Impact), Faruzan (Genshin Impact), Candace (Genshin Impact), Alhaitham & Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Kamisato Ayato/Thoma, Nahida (Genshin Impact), Yelan (Genshin Impact), Kirara (Genshin Impact)
Summary
Im bored so have thisSetting: Genshin Modern Au
Note
WOAH MY FIRST AO3 UPLOAD LMAOI wrote this after i fought with my parents so ig this is what we call coping mechanism :PPPANYWAYS ENJOY!
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TEYVAT ACADEMIA FILM FESTIVAL

Hoes

10:00 pm

Venti added 2 people to the group

Venti Changed 4 nicknames

Kagamine Len: You only added 2 persons to the group why'd you change 4???

The prettiest bard: Oh you'll see

The First musketeer: What is this?

The First musketeer: ..

The First musketeer: i thought the filming was over

The prettiest bard: im not even a part of the crew ANYWAYS, Welcome to the GC! NEW ONES

Director Furina: OH THEY MUST BE CHEVREUSE AND CHIORI!!! WELCOME

Director Furina: OH FINALLY MY NICKNAME CHANGED😼

The prettiest bard: thought you had a change of heart so ur nickname shld be changed

Director Furina: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?????🔪🔪

The prettiest bard: OH CONGRATS WITH THE TEYVAT ACADEMIA FILM FESTIVAL BTW!!!!!👏

Director Furina: WHY YOURE WELCOME!!!

Kagamine Len: AN HONOR TO BE A PART OF THE CREW👍

Kagamine Rin: SAME!!!🥳🙌

Fireworksboomboom!: IM SO HAPPY AND PROUD OF OUR TEAM!!🙌

In denial bottom: Job well done you guys

The Second Musketeer: stfu Person Chatting on the street B

Budget Sherlock Holmed: lmao NPC

In denial Bottom: I hate you all😭

The First Musketeer: You did great regardless

Made Fonta flavored macaroons: You're too kind to an npc

In denial Bottom: idk who you are but you are so rude

The prettiest bard: No one guessed who you are yet?

Made Fonta flavored macaroons: idk why either🤷‍♀️

Made Fonta flavored macaroons: skill issue lol

An otter in his past life: Who else bakes macaroons other than Navia?

Kagamine Len: That was Navia??!?!?!?

Made Fonta flavored macaroons: I was keeping it a secret, Monsieur Neuvillete😭

An otter in his past life: Ah my apologies. I was unaware.

Menace: Have you guys noticed that the granpas of the gc always speak in proper punctuation and captilazization?

Major bag alert: How did you even misspleell that

Fireworksboomboom!: stfu u don’t get to talk

Hat Guy: ”misspleell” lmfao I cackled u are an idiot

Major bag alert:say that one more time or I’ll squish you like a bug

The First Musketeer: is everyone here always this violent

Mothered: You’ll get used to it

Smoked in middle school: Yall’s threats are so deadly even Jean gave up and became used to them

The Second Musketeer: Oh Chevreuse!! it's been a while ^^

The First Musketeer: Oh Ayaka. delighted to see you here.

Kagamine Rin: OHHH I GET IT YOU CHANGHED AYAKA'S!!

Kagamine Rin: You made the musketeers match!!! how wholesome

The prettiest bard: ikr im a genius😼

Emoer Aroace: said no one ever

The prettiest bard: go drink blood you purple haired witch

Emoer Aroace: stfu twink im gonna crush you like fruit

Alpha wolf meme: these threats are something

Eyepatch: get used to it

In denial bottom: Oh Chevreuse and Chiori were added?

The First Musketeer: .... who??

The Second Musketeer: lmao thats my older brother

The First Musketeer: I dont even wanna know.....

In denial bottom: fuck off ayaka

The Second Musketeer: ^__^

Gravity defying sandals: What the fuck?

Fireworksboomboom!: HELP CHIORI???

Smoked in middle school: GRAVITY DEFYING SANDALS IM IN TEARS🤣

Gravity defying sandals: fuck off yoimiya

Gravity defying sandals: and YOU, Kaedehara. I know that was you I caught you smoking at the back of the school

Ate a pigeon in middle school: OOF

Smoked in middle school: Long time no see as well chiori🙄

Rotten fish: Chiori dear! Girlll when will you come back to our home town??

Gravity defying sandals: Soon maybe ^^ Im enjoying my new life here in Fontaine. My family business needed me to migrate here so I couldn’t just come back.🥹

Gravity defying sandals: Plus we go to the same university, Im sure you’ll see me around

Gravity defying sandals: I’ll visit on the holidays too ^

Rotten fish: I’ll wait for that moment ^-^

Emo aroace: @The prettiest bard since you can change nicknames, can you make ours to normal?

The prettiest bard: how about no

Emo aroace: motherfucker

Mothered: Language

Dry mf: that’s a grown man ms jean

Mothered: I don’t wanna hear it

Budget sherlock holmes: I thot u r already used to us

Jeaannn *moans*: I doubt she is

Itto’s mom: Congrats on winning the Teyvat Academia film festival! @Director Furina

Director Furina: THANKYOU THANKYOUU💙💙💙💙

The prettiest bard: heyyy I alr congratulated them

Itto’s mom: no one asked

Alhaitham’s secret roomie: IJBOL

Major bag alert: GET REKT

Hat guy: Your humor is as old as your boyfriend

Major bag alert: stfu at least I have one

Master of tcg: that’s the weakest comeback I have ever seen😭

Has a grudge against scaramouche: that’s not a comeback, that’s just him digging his own grave🕳️👩‍🦯

Fireworksboomboom!: loser boy

Menace: LMAO weak little shit

Red Bunnygirl: and you know what else is little?

OBJECTION!: His d---

Major bag alert: FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU😭😭😭😭

Granpa: That is not true. His genitals are above average

Major bag alert: XIANSHENG NOT NOW😭

Tiny leaf girl: WE DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW💀

Your local plant teacher: NAHIDA COVER YOUR EYES

Master of tcg:yk she’s older than you right?

Secretly girly: nasty

Alhaitham’s secret roomie: ikr

Gay4Amber: shut up your opinion is irrelevant

Alhaitham’s secret roomie: MAN😭😭😭😭

That person’s top: who else competed in the film festival?

Director Furina: I don’t remember their names

Jeaannn *moans*: didn’t Yae compete too?

Ate a pigeon in middle school: and im fucking pissed that ayato and ayaka worked with someone else and not with me

In denial bottom: it was a collaboration

Ate a pigeon in middle school: STILL???? I WAS GONNA TAKE AYAKA AS MY MC

The Second musketeer: aww

Director Furina: oopsie

Director Furina: OK IN MY DEFENSE, this whole thing was orchestrated by our producer Xavier, Chiori, and sir Kamisato, I was just merely hired by the twins as the director

Ate a pigeon in middle school: oh so ayato lead this…

Director Furina: essentially, yes!

In denial bottom: Furina pls shut up

Director Furina: WOW

Boobs: chill out Miko, you literally hired actors from sumeru and liyue

Boobs: and the poster you commissioned from the guy named Calx

Yunyun’s wuvy: oh by Calx you mean @Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten??

Kagamine Len: OH WOWWW

Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: honor to be a part. We got 2nd because of our efforts

Fireworksboomboom!: wait-- YOU HIRED ACTORS FROM SUMERU???

Ate a pigeon in middle school: yeah. I scouted Nilou dearest.

Ate a pigeon in middle school: and for Liyue I got this kid called Gaming for the special effects and the lion dancing for the romance part

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: ofc it’s romance

Ate a pigeon in middle school: got a problem gorou?? don’t forget abt your contribution for our film

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: OH GOD PLSEASE NO

Menace: Why what'd he do??

Rotten fish: oh I can answer that ^^

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: noo pls miss kokomi I beg

Delivery!! It's the Komaniya Express: he crossdressed :3

Kagamine Len: NOT THE ‘:3’😭

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Raiden Ei’s fangirl: say who he dressed up as then ping itto

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: pls don’t

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: have mercy on my dignity

Ate a pigeon in middle school: what would you wager in exchange of your said ‘dignity’?

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: I’ll dress up again for your next book fair

Ate a pigeon in middle school: deal

Qiuqiu’s dovey: woulnd’t that worsen your dignity even more?

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: at least itto wouldn't know

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha; I would die pls

The prettiest bard: OH IS HE THE..??

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: NO NO! NOT HIM. ITS SOME1 ELSE

The prettiest bard: ‘awww I still wanna knowowowwwwwww so I can change ur nn

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: hell no fuck off

 


 

11:00 pm

Venti added 3 people

Venti changed 3 nicknames

The prettiest bard: due to popular demand and a death threat, I added 3 more people

Kagamine Rin: @Kagamine Len How much do you wanna bet Arlecchino was the death threat

Kagamine Len: Its obviously her so I’m not betting

Came home with milk: Is that your impression of me?

Kagamine Len: NNO

Kagamine Rin: dDEFINITELY NOT WE’RE SORRY

In denial bottom: Relax, did you piss your pants or something?

Kagamine Rin: I do not associate nor answer such questions from a  b o t t o m👎👎👎👎

In denial bottom: Shut it😭

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: FATHER!!

Got scolded for eating 4 creme brulees: father!

Freckles: :0

Has 999 pending theses: the three different reactionsss🥹

Came home with milk: ah so these three are already here

Came home with milk: I am unaware that lyney is of that age where he pines over people now

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: THAT WAS NOT THE CONTEXT PLEASE😭😭

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose:It was for a magic trick😭

Kagamine Len: I wanted to fight u over that then I rmmbr ur father👊

Smoked in middle school: pussy

Kagamine Len: piss off kazuha

Mmm Crane broth yum!: ????? what in the fresh hell have I entered into

The prettiest bard: Zhongli told me to dump u in here lol

OBJECTION!: HELP ME WHY IS HER NICKNAME CRANE BROTH😭😭

The prettiest bard: didn’t she alr cook that shit

Mmm Crane broth yum!: Why tf would I cook a crane??

Cocogoat: Xianyun!

Shenhe: Master Xianyun

Mmm Crane broth yum!: Why does she not have a nickname?

The prettiest bard: forgot about her in the beginning but I let it stay like that because its kind of in character

Mmm Crane broth yum!:hm fair

Hat Guy: @Came home with milk why are you here?

Came home with milk: And why are YOU here?

Came home with milk: @Major bag alert AND YOU

Major bag alert: idk abt u man we were here first.

Emo aroace: venti why’d you make this a fatui reunion?

The prettiest bard: I WAS THREATENED 4 MY LIFE😭😭😭😭

Emoer Aroace: she shouldve went with it tho

The prettiest bard: stfu u will never leave this place not over my dead body

Emoer Aroace: well fuck

Wushou Dancing boi: :0

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