Genshin Chatfics (Very calm /s)

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Genshin Chatfics (Very calm /s)
Characters
Scaramouche (Genshin Impact), Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact), Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Raiden Ei | Baal, Neuvillette (Genshin Impact), Wriothesley (Genshin Impact), Furina (Genshin Impact), Raiden Ei | Baal/Yae Miko, Ganyu/Keqing (Genshin Impact), Ganyu (Genshin Impact), Keqing (Genshin Impact), Charlotte (Genshin Impact), Arataki Itto, Shikanoin Heizou, Dehya (Genshin Impact), Alhaitham (Genshin Impact), Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Albedo/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Eula (Genshin Impact), Kuki Shinobu, Amber/Eula (Genshin Impact), Albedo (Genshin Impact), Xingqiu (Genshin Impact), Cyno/Tighnari (Genshin Impact), Venti/Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Beidou/Ningguang (Genshin Impact), Layla (Genshin Impact), Lisa (Genshin Impact), Jean (Genshin Impact), Lyney (Genshin Impact), Lynette (Genshin Impact), Clorinde (Genshin Impact), Navia (Genshin Impact), Sucrose (Genshin Impact), Chongyun/Xingqiu (Genshin Impact), Venti (Genshin Impact), Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Chongyun (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Hu Tao (Genshin Impact), Ningguang (Genshin Impact), Beidou (Genshin Impact), Kaedehara Kazuha, Kamisato Ayato, Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Xiangling (Genshin Impact), Hu Tao/Yanfei (Genshin Impact), Yanfei (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact), Diluc (Genshin Impact), Rosaria (Genshin Impact), Shenhe (Genshin Impact), Thoma (Genshin Impact), Sigewinne (Genshin Impact), Tighnari (Genshin Impact), Faruzan (Genshin Impact), Candace (Genshin Impact), Alhaitham & Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Kamisato Ayato/Thoma, Nahida (Genshin Impact), Yelan (Genshin Impact), Kirara (Genshin Impact)
Summary
Im bored so have thisSetting: Genshin Modern Au
Note
WOAH MY FIRST AO3 UPLOAD LMAOI wrote this after i fought with my parents so ig this is what we call coping mechanism :PPPANYWAYS ENJOY!
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Let's do the secret game (final) -- FONTAINE

Childe and Zhongli’s dms

My dear Xiansheng: Ajax

My dear Xiansheng: Open the door

Dearest Ajax: Why

My dear Xiansheng: to apologize

Dearest Ajax: why?

My dear Xiansheng: for my actions

Dearest Ajax:

My dear Xiansheng: Ajax..

My dear Xiansheng: I wont leave until you open the door

Dearest Ajax: and if I don’t?

Dearest Ajax: Why should I open the door for u?

My dear Xiansheng: I’ll kick the door open

My dear Xiansheng: I’d do whatever just to see you right now

My dear Xiansheng: ah

My dear Xiansheng: im sorry if im being pushy. I’ll leave the flowers on your doorstep. Just talk to me if you feel ready.

Dearesr Ajax: fine im opening

 

Hoes
2:03 am

The prettiest bard: LETS GO FOR ANOTHERR

Mothered: Do you people even sleep?

Kagamine Len: No :PP

Jeaannn *moans*:  How about zhongchi?? any updates 👀

The prettiest bard: Its not our business sooo nope :P

Kagamine Len: hold on im trying to find a good one😭

Kagamine Rin: You suck

Kagamine Len: EXCUSE ME???🤬

Secretly girly: jfc don’t fight

Kagamine Len: “I have wet dreams of my crush. Its why sometimes I run off to the bathroom at random times. I don’t know what to do”

Gay4Amber: EW

Jeaannn *moans*: Is this gonna be Eula’s job now?

Gay4Amber: Yes and I will continue to do so until you people behave yourselves

Red Bunnygirl: Youre not any better tho…

Gay4Amber: ..

Ate a pigeon in middle school: OH????

Hat Guy: mind your business weirdo😨

Ate a pigeon in middle school: Oh?? are you that bothered?? you must be the anon..

Hat Guys: Jokes on you I’m not

Budget sherlock holmes: Awww was lowkey curious if mr hat guy was crushing over someone

Hat Guy: How about I crush your skull

Budget sherlock holmes: dang I was joking no need to be that violent😭😭

Your local plant teacher: who else in this gc is a weirdo

Fireworksboomboom!:  If you ask me, its basically everyone here

Emo aroace: not me

Emoer Aroace: (2)

Cocogoat: (3)

Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: (4)

Smoked in middle school: All right we get it

Jeaannn *moans*: Then who..??

Ate a pigeon in middle school: I’m getting impatient

Kagamine Rin:My god chill, this is the only reason why you’re online in the first place anyways😭

Ate a pigeon in middle school: Yeah and its mature that I admitted to it😏

Boobs:sure..

Ate a pigeon in middle school: Ei please😭😭

Budget sherlock holmes: Instead of finding who’s the weirdo

Budget sherlock holmes: how about we figure out who’s single here

Yunyun’s wuvy: You’re absolutely right with that😻

Yunyun’s wuvy: And IM excluded

Intl. Third wheel: and WHY did you need to emphasize that???

Yunyun’s wuvy: FUCK OFF XIANGLING😭😭

Qiuqiu’s dovey:Its because we’re already dating,, if it were xingqiu, he wouldve wrote “lover” instead

Shenhe:

Yunyun’s wuvy: Yyeah and she’s the other reason😶

Shenhe: Glad to know ^

Intl. Third wheel: IM SORRY, XINGQIU BEING TERRIFIED OF SHENHE WILL ALWAYS REMAIN HILARIOUS TO ME

Yunyun’s wuvy: STFU XIANGLING😭😭

Smoked in middle school: OH

Kagamine Rin: what?

Smoked in middle school: lol what if it was xiao or sumn

The prettiest bard:

Kagamine Len: WAIT SHIT

Kagamine Len: I LIKE HOW YOU THINK

Budget sherlock holmes: WAIT HE COULDVE WRITTEN THAT BEFORE HE DID THE DO WITH VENTI

That person’s top: You guys are so quick to assume

Budget sherlock holmes: WHO IN HERE IS CLASSMATES WITH XIAO

The prettiest bard: me,,.,,,,,, why?

Budget sherlock holmes: OH THIS SHOULD BE EASYYYY

Budget sherlock holmes: Did you notice how many times xiao leaves the room during lectures

Budget sherlock holmes: or PE???

Menace: OH IM HIS CLASSMATE TOO

Menace: Now that I think about it,,

Menace: he leaves the room every now and then👀

The prettiest bard: exactly why im terrified😭

Budget sherlock holmes: terrified how?? AINT THAT A GOOD THING FR YOU???

The prettiest bard: NOT THAT KIND

The prettiest bard: BECAUSE

The prettiest bard: AFTER YOU MENTIONED IT

The prettiest bard: HE DOES LEAVE FOR THE BATHROOM ONCE FOR EVERY CLASS

OBJECTION!: I agree,, and Im also in the same class as him

Cooler eyepatch: LMAO OMG

Smoked in middle school: CAUGHT YA @Emoest but gay

Emoest but gay: FUCK OFF

Emoest but gay: I WAS SHUTTING UP👹

Budget sherlock holmes: IT WAS YOU

Ate a pigeon in middle school: CAUGHT IN 4K

Kagamine Len: I THOUGHT YOU DIDN WRITE ONE

Emoest but gay: IF I TOLD THE TRUTH YOU WOULDVE FLIPPED THE BOX UPSIDE DOWN JUST TO FIND MINE

Kagamine Len: as if I’d know which is yours anyway

The prettiest bard: EHE

The prettiest bard: XIAOOOAOAOAOOAOOO~~~~😏😏😏😏😏😏

Emoest but gay:

Emoest but gay: Not now… please

Mother of Aaru: it’s midnight please don’t

The prettiest bard:hw abt tmrw???~~~

Red Bunnygirl: How about never…

Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: REAL

Has a grudge against scaramouche: Why is Keqing awake

Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: SHUSH

Kagamine Rin: ”How do I tell master Tighnari that I can tell when Cyno enters the room at night and they,, I can hear all.”

Cynonari's Lovechild: NO NO NO NONOONONONO NO NOOOOOOOO😭😭😨😨

Red Bunnygirl: GASP

Red Bunnygirl: HOW DARE YOU TORMENT MY BABY LIKE THAT

On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: COLLEI ARE YOU OKAY

Cynonari's Lovechild: NOOO😭

Your local plant teacher: UHHH

Your local plant teacher: ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

Cynonari's Lovechild: THEN WHAT

Ate a pigeon in middle school: AHAHAHAHA

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: Ms Yae is having a field day

Ate a pigeon in middle school: And I can’t wait for your secret to appear

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: NO!😭😭😭😭😭

Kagamine Len: Actually, that might be our last one. It’s getting later than expected

Has a grudge against scaramouche: WELL FINALLY

Mentally 500 years old: AS YOU GUYS SHOULD???

Your local plant teacher: COLLEI

Your local plant teacher: WE JUST

Your local plant teacher: WE DIDN’T WANT TO RUIN RAZOR’S INNOCENCE

Cynonari's Lovechild: BUT MINE??

Master of tcg: youre grown and matured..

Master of tcg: also we always assume youre asleep

Master of tcg: so why were YOU awake????

Cynonari's Lovechild:

Cynonari's Lovechild: Don’t turn this around on me😭😭

Red Bunnygirl: Collei bff, if you want, my room is available in case cyno and tighnari get it again

Your local plant teacher: OH PLEASE it was only during mating season

Your local plant teacher: nothing like that will happen again I WILL ASSURE YOU

Your local plant teacher: Also, get enough sleep. Close your eyes as soon as you hit the bed. That way, you won't hear things you shouldn’t have.

Your local plant teacher: sleeping late is bad for you. What if you get sick again????

Cynonari's Lovechild:

Cynonari's Lovechild: sorry Mr Tighnari…

Your local plant teacher: it’s fine,,,,

Master of tcg: that was hot😳

Your local plant teacher: Stop

Master of tcg: ….yes mom

Menace: Bro became a mother figure real fast

 


 

Archonz gc

9:45 am

Barbatos: So @Morax

Barbatos: How did it go

Buer: I honestly forgot about these two

Beezlebul: Same

Morax: It went well

Morax: I brought him flowers, apologized

Morax: He was crying when I entered, but I comforted him until he calmed. We enjoyed a nice tea time and cuddled

Morax: I made sure he is the only important thing in this world and that he is the only man I love.

Barbatos: Did he forgive you?

Morax: Yes. We’re doing great now

Morax: Thank you for organizing the secrets game. That made me open my eyes.

Barbatos no problemo~

Barbatos: Anyways..

Barbatos: Yo Furina, did you have their contact info now??

Focalors: YES I DO

Focalors: I HAVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH. ADD US NOW!

Barbatos: Demanding much…

Barbatos: YEAH YEAH HOLD ON

 


 

Hoes

9:53 am

The prettiest bard:RISE AND SHINE EVERYONEEEE I HAVE A NEW AGENDA

Emoer Aroace: ugh what now…

The prettiest bard: well good morning to you too Rosaria

Emoer Aroace: Im gonna squeeze you like laundry you twink

Mothered: So early in the morning and there are already death threats😭

Eyepatch: That’s very rosaria alright

The prettiest bard: ANYWAYS

The prettiest bard: FOR THE MAIN AGENDA

The prettiest bard added 10 people

The prettiest bard changed 10 nicknames

The prettiest bard: OUR FONTAINE REPRESENTATIVES ARE HEREEEEE

Mentally 500 years old: Oh god..

Itto’s mom: please don’t tell me we have to guess again

Gave Lumine a Rainbow Rose: What is happening…

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