Let's do the secret game pt 4
Childe and Venti’s dms
Childe:
Venti: This is serious talk
Venti: ik that’s you
Childe: Do you have proof
Venti: I have known Zhongli way longer than you knew him
Venti: Ik his behavior
Venti: He tends to be like that. He thinks that he’s doing enough for the both of you so he tends to act more-- unromantic to you
Childe:
Venti: He doesn’t realize that but I’m sure he didn’t mean it and all
Venti: He likes you very much ^^
Childe: I know that
Childe: ITs just
Childe: Its been 2 months almost since he showed affection towards me.
Childe: after thst, I never heard an I love you from him
Venti
Venti: excuse me
Archonsz gc
12:45 mn
Barbatos: WHAT IS THISS--
Barbatos: UGH
Focalors: Tf is wrong with you
Barbatos: stfu focalors
Barbatos: @Morax
Morax: Yes
Barbatos: HOW DARE YOUUU
Barbatos: EVEN I CANT LIVE WITH OUT XIAO FOR THAT LONG
Morax: I think I might need more context here
Focalors: ofc u cant live with out your crushy you're clingy
Barbatos: Not now Focalors
Buer: (2) I also need context
Beezlebul: (3)
Barbatos: was planning on keeping it a secret but
Barbatos: FIIINEEE
Barbatos: Remember the anon message earlier
Barbatos: And no Furina ur not there
Focalors: >:0
Focalors: This is not FAIIRRR
Buer: Yeah and??
Barbatos: The anon was Childe and our dear Zhongli here is actually not showing the poor ginger affection for 2 months
Barbatos: Shame on you zhongzhong
Focalors: aint he the fatui boy
Barbatos: Girlll this doesn’t concern you shut ittt
Focalors: THEN WHY AM I NOT ADDED THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Barbatos: after this secrets game thingy I invented, ill add u and some of your friends
Focalors: you suck
Buer: So you mean to tell me that the anonymus person was tartaglia
Beezlebul: I feel kind of sorry
Beezlebul: When will you fix that habit of yous @Morax
Morax: I-
Morax: I didn’t realize
Buer: You need to apologize to him
Buer: N.O.W
Morax: alright
Hoes
12:47 mn
Emo aroace: I don’t think we’re ever gonna know who’s anon
Yunyun’s wuvy: You’re right
Yunyun’s wuvy: There’re no cluesss😭😭😭
Your local plant teacher: Well they might be someone who is very unhappy with their relationship
Fireworksboomboom!: and how the fuck we’re gonna know that
Your local plant teacher: Interesting question
Eyepatch: HEYYY BITCHES IM BACK🤩🤩🤩
Eyepatch: GUESS WHO HAS A BF NOW😍🖐️
Ate a pigeon in middle school: PURRRRRRRRRR😍😍
Smoked in middle school: CONGRATS MAN
Budget sherlock holmes: WER’RE SO PROUD OF YOU
Emo aroace: Your timing is BAD
Eyepatch:No ur breath smells bad
Emo aroace: sucks on you I brush my teeth every night
Emo aroace: yours probably smell like alcohol
Eyepatch: no comment lol🤣
Eyepatch: also fuck you can’t u be happy that I have a bf now
Emo aroace:
Emo aroace: congrats ig🙄
Eyepatch: NOW THAT’S MORE LIKE IT😋
Eyepatch: Nowww, what did I missss????
Menace: backread bc YEAH ur timing IS bad😭
OBJECTION!!:is the anon even online???
Has a grudge against scaramouche: I WISH
Has a grudge against scaramouche: IM GONNA DEFEND THEM🤺
Dictionary: PREACH!!
Granpa: @Major bag alert
Granpa: open ur dms
The prettiest bard: NAHH DO IT HERE U PUSSY
Rotten fish: What is happeningg
Cooler eyepatch: He’s offline bro
Cooler eyepatch: want me to chat him?
Granpa: It’s fine ^
Granpa: @Major bag alert can you please go online
Kagamine Len: Do ya need me to spam ping him too
The prettiest bard: do it and I’ll mute you for 9999 years
Kagamine Rin: LMAOOOO DESERVEDD
Kagamine Len: FUCK OFF😭
Granpa: idk if you’re going to see this gc but I will say it either way
Granpa: I know you’re the anon
Has a grudge against scaramouche: WHAT
StanTwice: No wayyy
Has 999 pending theses: CHILDE?????
Granpa: and
Granpa: im sorry for ignoring you. It was not my intention. I have no excuse for what I did.
Granpa: however, do not get me wrong. I have never lost interest in you
Granpa: you are still that one my heart desires. Your love gives me butterflies that make my heart shine like gold. There isn’t anyone in the whole world that could make me replace you. Im sorry if I made you deprived of affection. It is my fault and I will make it up to you whatever I can.
Granpa: Ajax, I will come over to you now
Cocogoat:
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: that’s--
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: I wanna cry after reading that it was beautiful🤧
Jeaannn *moans*: I feel kinda sorry for childe
Jeaannn *moans*: Zhongli is such a serious person. I think he doesn’t realize that because of his personality, he forgets that his significant other might be feeling alone and deprived
Fireworksboomboom!: it wasn’t his fault..
Eyepatch: just dmed childe to see this chat
Eyepatch: why is bro offline
Kagamine Len: NAH no way its chlid
Major bag alert: why do yall forget the e😭
Eyepatch: BROOOOOO
Kagamine Rin: HES HEREE BITCH READ BACK
Major bag alert: I already did
Major bag alert: and uh
Major bag alert: Thanks Xiansheng
Granpa: Theres nothing to be thankful for I am rather regretful for what I did and I was so dense that I couldn’t realize that I was harming you
Major bag alert: its okay :)
Granpa: It is not
Granpa: I will make it up to you
Major bag alert: Its fine I just
Major bag alert: need some time alone for a bit
Granpa: What do you mean?
Major bag alert: yk
Major bag alert: why did you only figure out when venti told you?
Granpa: Its not like that
Major bag alert: Then what?
Major bag alert: Why did you never consider how did I feel??
Major bag alert: do you never think about me?? When youre going through the day doing student council stuff, reading books in the library, or doing schoolworks, dod you not remind yourself that I am here for you??? or if you love me??? Im not trying to be selfish-
Major bag alert: Im just-- I feel so alone even though I have a lover
Major bag alert: So if no one told you about me, will you never realize that I am still there???
Granpa:
Granpa: don’t get me wrong childe
Major bag alert: Please
Major bag alert: just give me space
Childe is offline
Granpa:
Granpa: I got to go see him, see you guys in a bit
The prettiest bard: Okie dokie !👌
The prettiest bard: Go get him old friend !
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: sooo that really went from squeals and happy shipping moments to..that
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: ikr
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: poor guy
Fireworksboomboom!: Are we still gonna continue???
Kagamine Len: ofc >:))
Your local plant teacher: you people are heartless
Kagamine Len: NO WERE NOT
Kagamine Len:its just
Kagamine Len: I think that part is none of our business
Kagamine Len: Let’s leave it for Zhongli to fix
The prettiest bard: I agree
Kagamine Rin: LETS GET THE MOOD UP SHALL WE >:))))
Kagamine Rin: “Not my secret but I have a recording of Mister Albedo repeating Kaeya’s name in his sleep. Idk if he’s having a sexual dream or-- BUT I have a recording of it and if I write this here, no one’s ever going to know who I am”
Ate a pigeon in middle school: AND SUDDENLY IM BACK
Boobs: Nosy..
Ate a pigeon in middle school: Says who🙄
Smoked in middle school: ALBEDO???
Yunyun’s wuvy: NO WAY
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: ah
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: I didn’t realize I sleep talk
Red Bunnygirl: YOURE NOTICING THAT FIRST????😭😭😭
Eyepatch: oh?? are you having sexual dreams of me??😙
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: Would not deny it
Eyepatch: hhold on guys
Eyepatch: (&E&I@”:W”QQW(@!&IAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Emoer Aroace: lol simp
Eyepatch: shut up rosaria
Eyepatch: Did u ever consider that,, your dream may come to a reality😋
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: Never because now I consider that dream as a deja vu >:))
Eyepatch: a
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: let’s discuss this in dms shall we
Eyepatch: Yes we shall :)
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: also Sucrose, I know that was you. You can’t hide
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: dammit
Cynonari's Lovechild: Sucrose???
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: In my defense
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: I recorded it because it was lowkey cute..but at the same time uhhh
Intl. Third wheel: Valid reason will not argue
Fireworksboomboom!: ALBEDOOOOO UPDATE US PLEASE
Jeaannn *moans*: Yeah like who tops????
OBJECTION!: Stop this😭😭
Kagamine Len: @Kagamine Rin: I’ll win this, Albedo is a top
Kagamine Rin: NUH UH KAEYA IS🙄
Yunyun’s wuvy: I’ll join ya, both of them are switches.
Yunyun’s wuvy: And I bet $20
Kagamine Rin: DEAL
Cooler eyepatch: Not the twins betting again and this time xingqiu joins😭
Qiuqiu’s dovey: why do I feel like Xingqiu’s gonna win
Kagamine Len: BOOOO BIASED
Qiuqiu’s dovey: im not😭😭😭
The prettiest bard: “I get aroused when I read mystery and crime fictions”
Budget sherlock holmes: WHY WOULD YOU SEND IT HERE OMG
Smoked in middle school: DID YOU JUST OUT YOURSELF?????
Rotten fish: HEIZOU??????
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: NO WAY
Budget sherlock holmes: UHHH
Budget sherlock holmes: I WAS HACKED💁♂️
Kagamine Rin: “Guess the anon” and bro just outed himself
Budget sherlock holmes: bffr even if I didn’t say anything yall would still point me🙄
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: true..
Kagamine Rin: WHY WOULD YOU GET AROUSED????😭
Budget sherlock holmes: IDFK I JUST DO I DIDN’T MEAN IT
Hat Guy: is that why you moan and shit when u read sumn??
Budget sherlock holmes: Fuck off Scaramouche
Red Bunnygirl: I am judging you heavily🕵️♀️
Kagamine Len: “The clogged toilet on the 2nd floor women’s bathroom was by me”
Mothered: I was eating😭
Gay4Amber: HELPPP MEE HOW DARE YALL SEND THAT WHILE SOMEONES EATING
Jeaannn *moans*: Jean babe, its 1 am
Mothered: its just a granola bar and a cup of milk
Mother of Aaru: did you perhaps lose your apetite?
Mothered: …yes🫠
OBJECTION!: IM GONNA CRY WHO WAS THAT😭😭😭
Fireworksboomboom!: DISGUSTING
Cocogoat: WHO CLOGGED IT
Has a grudge against scaramouche: someone rlly just took a fat shit and clogged the toilet😭
Reverse Xingqiu:😭😭😭😭
Les Miserables: No wonder the 2nd flor bathroom smelled off..🧍♀️
Was detained for holding a concert in school at 1 am: why are you awake??
Les Miserables: simply lurking :))
Has 999 pending theses: how are we going to know which girl took a massive poopoo in the 2nd floor bathroom
Cooler eyepatch: just say shit girl
Has 999 pending theses: I cant and I will not
Shenhe: Huh
Intl. Third wheel: SHenhe????
Shenhe: oh no its just that
Shenhe: I remember 2 days ago, I saw Hu tao at the halls with a squinted look
Shenhe: I think it might be her
Menace: WHAAAT I COULD NEVER
OBJECTION!: OHHH
OBJECTION!: YEAH I THINK ITS HER TOO
Menace: YANFEI??!?!?!
Menace: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I THOUGHT U LOVED ME
OBJECTION!: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS
OBJECTION!: You also clogged our toilet last week
Menace: That wAsnt me
Menace: It was a ghOooOOOssttt
Intl. Third wheel: You’re not fooling anyone
Yunyun’s wuvy: only you believe in that
Yunyun’s wuvy: oh and chongyun ig
Qiuqiu’s dovey: why’d I get dragged into this😭
Reverse Xingqiu: its definitely her
Menace: OOKAAYYY SINCE I WAS OUTED
Menace: HEAR ME OUT🙇♀️
Itto’s mom:O-okay…
Menace: I HAD A MILKSHAKE BEFORE CLASS
Menace: AND AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: Alright we get it😭
Emoer Aroace: @Mothered what should we do about it
Mothered: o-oh.. I figured the school’s faculty can handle this one
Menace: fuck you all
Childe and Zhongli’s dms
My dear Xiansheng: Ajax
My dear Xiansheng: Open the door