Genshin Chatfics (Very calm /s)

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Genshin Chatfics (Very calm /s)
Characters
Scaramouche (Genshin Impact), Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact), Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Raiden Ei | Baal, Neuvillette (Genshin Impact), Wriothesley (Genshin Impact), Furina (Genshin Impact), Raiden Ei | Baal/Yae Miko, Ganyu/Keqing (Genshin Impact), Ganyu (Genshin Impact), Keqing (Genshin Impact), Charlotte (Genshin Impact), Arataki Itto, Shikanoin Heizou, Dehya (Genshin Impact), Alhaitham (Genshin Impact), Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Albedo/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Eula (Genshin Impact), Kuki Shinobu, Amber/Eula (Genshin Impact), Albedo (Genshin Impact), Xingqiu (Genshin Impact), Cyno/Tighnari (Genshin Impact), Venti/Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Beidou/Ningguang (Genshin Impact), Layla (Genshin Impact), Lisa (Genshin Impact), Jean (Genshin Impact), Lyney (Genshin Impact), Lynette (Genshin Impact), Clorinde (Genshin Impact), Navia (Genshin Impact), Sucrose (Genshin Impact), Chongyun/Xingqiu (Genshin Impact), Venti (Genshin Impact), Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Chongyun (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Hu Tao (Genshin Impact), Ningguang (Genshin Impact), Beidou (Genshin Impact), Kaedehara Kazuha, Kamisato Ayato, Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Xiangling (Genshin Impact), Hu Tao/Yanfei (Genshin Impact), Yanfei (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact), Diluc (Genshin Impact), Rosaria (Genshin Impact), Shenhe (Genshin Impact), Thoma (Genshin Impact), Sigewinne (Genshin Impact), Tighnari (Genshin Impact), Faruzan (Genshin Impact), Candace (Genshin Impact), Alhaitham & Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Kamisato Ayato/Thoma, Nahida (Genshin Impact), Yelan (Genshin Impact), Kirara (Genshin Impact)
Summary
Im bored so have thisSetting: Genshin Modern Au
Note
WOAH MY FIRST AO3 UPLOAD LMAOI wrote this after i fought with my parents so ig this is what we call coping mechanism :PPPANYWAYS ENJOY!
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Let's do the secret game pt 3

Hoes

12:07 mn

Cooler Eyepatch: HOLD AWWNNN DID DILUC JUST REVEAL WHO THEY WEREEE????????

Major bag alert: Are they non-binary why we reffering to them as,,them?

Raiden Ei’s fangirl: WAIT---- PAUSEE IF U BACKREAD

Raiden Ei’s fangirl: YOU’LL SEE THAT DILUC REFFERED TO THE PERSON AS HIM

Has 999 pending theses: SO IT’S A GUY

Eyepatch: WHOAA WHATTT🤯

Menace: NICE SLIP UP DILOOKK


Diluc and Kaeya’s dms

Adopted mf: CMON MAANN😭😭😭

Emo older brother: IM SORRY

Adopted mf: HOWD U EVEN TYPE ALL THAT WITHOUT NOTICING THE SLIP UP

Emo older brother: fuck off

Emo older brother: don’t even try me im gonna block you

Emo older brother: just chill even if they tell albedo at least you’d get the oppurtunity to ask him out

Adopted mf:

Adopted mf: that is… true

Adopted mf: ugh if this turns out worse im killing you

Emo older brother: aight whtever idc


Major bag alert: ok ngl I kinda alr know who he is lol😆😆

Was detained for holding a concert in school at 1 am:  same

Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: Are you guys still guessing?

The prettiest bard: Lets pprobably move to the next one

Ate a pigeon in middle school: Nuh uhh don’t venti, donttt

Ate a pigeon in middle school: LETS BE WINGMEN AND GET ALBEDO SOME BITCHESSSS

Kagamine Rin:  YOURE SO RIGHT YAE

Fireworksboomboom!: does mr albedo even know who anon is??😭

Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: I actually don’t

On her 10th cup of coffee maybe:You're kidding😭😭😭

Red Bunnygirl: HELP SUCROSE

Mentally 500 years old:  Well first of alll!

Mentally 500 years old: It was mentioned Albedo has a crush

Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten:That is true I wont deny it

Mentally 500 years old: what if we guess that first bc yk, it might be mutual👀

Mentally 500 years old: and it will give anon a boost of confidence knowing the person he liked likes him back

Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: That is……right

Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: But I’d rather drink my own concoctions rather than tell you people my person of interest

Eyepatch: HOLUP

Eyepatch: WHOOOOO

Gay4Amber jfc why do u need to know😭✋

Eyepatch:what?? im just as nosy as yall are😉

Budget Sherlock Holmes: Yeah right

Eyepatch: ???

Emoer Aroace: atp im just actually gonna name-drop him

Kagamine Len: well diluc did name-drop him but albedo did not see, unfortunately

On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: omg he did???

Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: Then that would be the most perfect timing because I wasn’t able to see.

Qiuqiu’s dovey: how unfortunate

Yunyun’s wuvy: WAIT MR ALBEDO DID U WANT TO KNOW WHO HE IS?????

Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: I actually wouldn’t mind. He seems sweet :)) Id want to get to know him

Eyepatch:

Emoer Aroace: atp everyone here except Albedo and Itto knows who he is

Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: What does Itto have to do with this? He's not even online😭

Emoer Aroace: isn't he an idiot

6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: Heyyy that’s meannn :(((

6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: also HELLOO MY DUDESS THE ARATAKKI ONE AND ONI ITTO HAS ARRIVED💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

Walked around in school with wet socks: yeah yeah we get it😒

Fireworksboomboom!: She sounds so done😭

6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: HEYYYYYYY I am not an idiot btw

6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: in fact😉

6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: I have the best rizz in the whole wide world 🌹🌹😼😼😼😼

Reverse Xingqiu: proving their point bc rizz does not equal to level of idiocy

6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: >:’(((((

Has a grudge against scaramouche: LMAOOOO IM CRYINGG😭

Raiden Ei’s fangirl: AHAHAHAHA

6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: Heyyy I give the best dating advices💪😼

Ate a pigeon in middle school: pray tell bc thats unreliable you never dated anyone

Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: blud really got roasted by 3 different people its hilarious😭

Ate a pigeon in middle school: SHINOBUUU THEY ARE BULLYING ME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Itto’s mom: sorry idk what to do about it you are literally proving their point ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Has 999 pending theses: Shinobu too this day is a good one

6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: I have had given THE BEST AND AWESOMEST LOVE ADVICE TO THE GUY FROM THE SCIENCE CLUBB

Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: Oh itto look I found people 4 blocks away from school having stag beetle fights. You might be interested

6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: OH BRB THEN HOPE U DATE THE KAEYA DUDE

Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten:

Itto’s mom: I--

Itto’s mom: im so sorry

Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: 😶

Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: its fine

Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten:

Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: sorry I need to go

On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: ….Albedo😭😭

Fireworksboomboom!: NOW THIS IS WHT IM TALLKING ABOUT WOOOO

Red Bunnygirl: SOEMONE PING HIM QUICK

Jeaannn *moans*: KAEYA

The prettiest bard: @Eyepatch GO ONLINE YOU MF AND BACKREAD🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊

Major bag alert: WAIT IM DMMING HIM

Red Bunnygirl: gET YOUR ASS HERE ALBEIRICH

Menace: AMBER HAHHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣

The prettiest bard: HELLO?? KAEYA WHERE TF ARE YOU DID U FAINT OR SOMETHING

Kagamine Len: @Eyepatch

Kagamine Len: @Eyepatch

Kagamine Len: @Eyepatch

Kagamine Len: @Eyepatch

Kagamine Len: @Eyepatch

Kagamine Len: @Eyepatch

Kagamine Len: @Eyepatch

Kagamine Len: @Eyepatch

Kagamine Len: @Eyepatch

Kagamine Len: @Eyepatch

Kagamine Len: @Eyepatch

Kagamine Len: @Eyepatch

Kagamine Len: @Eyepatch

Kagamine Len: @Eyepatch

Kagamine Len: @Eyepatch

Eyepatch: WHAT THE FUCK STOP PINGING ME😭😭

Smoked in middle school:BITCHH THERE YOU ARE

Eyepatch: what the fuCk do yall mfs need that you had to ping me like a million times

Ate a pigeon in middle school: Go backread you dumb son of a bitch

Smoked in middle school: YAE😭

Yunyun’s wuvy: YAE CUSSING SHE IS REALLY INVESTED IN THIS

Ate a pigeon in middle school: I am and no one can tell me otherwise

Kagamine Rin: BRO TELL US WHAT HAPPENS AFTER PLS

Kagamine Rin: IM MORE INVESTED IN THIS ROMANCE SERIES THAN THE ONES ON NETFLIX😍😍😍

Fireworksboomboom!: OMGG LUMINEE😭

Menace: SHE JUST LIKE ME FR😍

Major bag alert: KAEYA BRO U GOOD?

Cocogoat: why is this ginger also invested😭

Eyepatch: I--

Red Bunnygirl: @Probably ate chalk in kindergarten THE FEELING IS MUTAL BTW. KAEYA LIKES U BACK

Red Bunnygirl: HES THE ANON

Eyepatch: AMBER😭😭

OBJECTION!: HELPP AMBER IS SO INVESTED

Red Bunnygirl: Doing this so kaeya can shut up about his crushy wushy

Eyepatch: NAURR😭😭😭😭😭

Probably ate chalk in kindergarten: ah

Eyepatch: Hhey

Emo aroace: stop being a wuss

Eyepatch: DILUC😭😭

Eyepatch: anyways

Eyepatch: wanna settle this through dms?? there are plenty of distractions here😉

Menace: (is he talking abt us?)

Red Bunnygirl: (girl stfu)

Eyepatch: you mfs proving my point😒

Probably ate chalk in kindergarten: sure :)

Eyepatch: that would be lovely ;)

Eyepatch: SAYONARA MOTHERFUCKERS🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️

Major bag alert: GOOD LUCK MAN

The prettiest bard: can we talk now

Budget sherlock holmes: I think so

Kagamine Len: ALRIGHTYY LET’S MOVE ON

Kagamine Len: THIS WAS THE BEST SECRET CONFESSION EVER

Emoer Aroace: Its midnight you mfs still want to continue

The prettiest bard: tomorrow’s Saturday tho

Budget sherlock holmes: ikr

Has 999 pending theses: sleep is 4 the weak

Mother of Aaru: says the one who palpitated and crashed one time ago

Has 999 pending theses: Candace please😭

The prettiest bard: ”im so touch and attention deprived. My bf ignores me a lot these days. I can't help but overthink that he might've lost interest in me”

Kagamine Rin: ah

Menace: went from 100 to 10 real quick

Intl. Third wheel: Helpp😭

Mothered: uhh😶

OBJECTION!: what do you want us to say in this situation?

Tiny leaf girl: were sorry for you??😭

Alhaitham’s secret roomie: what kind of toxic red flag bf ??????🤺🤺

Has a grudge against scaramouche: I will fight for anon!! what kind of lover ignores their significant other????🤺😭🤬

Cynonari's Lovechild: slay mona💅

Ate a pigeon in middle school: who even is anon?

Shenhe: It better not be you Xingqiu

Yunyun’s wuvy: HELL NO!!!! I LOVE MY BF SO MUCH

Qiuqiu’s dovey: Ily too xingqiu :>>>>

Emoer aroace: I wanna kms

On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: you alr said that last time😭

Granpa: Well whoever that is im sure they do not deserve that kind of treatment

Granpa: He should be taught a lesson

Major bag alert:

Major bag alert: Yeah Xiansheng!!! you are right!!!

Rotten fish: We have to figure out who anon is tho ://

Major bag alert: Yeah whoever anon is im pretty sure they need a hug rn

Major bag alert: ik the feeling of being ignored

Major bag alert: probably hurts a lot for them haha

Hat Guy: why would YOU of all people relate to that

Major bag alert: istfg im gonna stomp on u you dwarf

Cooler eyepatch: goddamn mate that kinda downnn

Major bag alert: Yea but couldn’t be me tho! Like rn

Major bag alert: life’s pretty good right xiangsheng??

Granpa: yea you’re right ajax

Major bag alert:

Alhaitham’s secret roomie: Im ready to bust the bf’s ass🤬🤬

Dry mf: how about I bust yours instead

Your local plant teacher: JFC GET A ROOM!


Childe and Venti’s dms

Venti: Yo child!!

Childe: You forgot the e on purpose didn’t you😒

Venti: yea lol

Venti: BUT IRRELEVANT!!!!

Childe: Why’d u chat all of a sudden

Venti: oh nothing just wanna annoy you lol🤩

Childe: im gonna fucking block you

Venti: NO WAIT

Venti: at least listen to what I have to sayyyyyy

Childe: Ugh fine

Childe: Whats up homie

Venti: ew😒

Childe: OMFG GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINTT😭😭

Venti: AHHAHAHAHA LOL

Venti: ye anyways

Venti: You’re the anon, aren’t you?

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