Let's do the secret game pt 2
Hoes
11:23 pm
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: Im tearing up 😭😭
Has 999 pending theses: I AM
Has 999 pending theses: FLABBAGASTERED😨
Dictionary: (2)
Raiden Ei’s fangirl: (3)
Gremlin: What the fuck is wrong with you people
That person’s top: Just-- go back to sleep sayu
Gremlin: I just woke up but yk what? I’ll take up on that offer
Your local plant teacher: You people are crazy
Qiuqiu’s dovey: this is…something
Intl. Third wheel: @Yunyun’s wuvy IS THAT YOU??😨
Yunyun’s wuvy: NO??!?! WTHAT THE FUCK??😭😭💀💀
Jeaannn *moans*: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SUMBIT THAT??!?!?💀💀
Budget sherlock holmes: WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE😭
Red Bunnygirl: Heizou please I beg do you know who they might be??
Master of tcg: Well for starters
Master of tcg: It’s for someone who’s kinky enough to buy that
That person’s top:Im shocked
Master of tcg: hm what an interesting bdsm toy they have PINKED
Secretly girly: …
Mother of Aaru: …
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: …
Cynonari's Lovechild: …
Fireworksboomboom!:…
Menace: …
OBJECTION!: …
Master of tcg: PINKED. Get it? It’s the word pick but they bought pink handcuffs so I changed it to PINK
Your local plant teacher: I--
The prettiest bard has muted Master of tcg for 5 hours
Smoked in middle school: 5 hours-😭
Yunyun’s wuvy: That ruined the mood😐
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: So its someone with money and who’s horny enough to buy that AND have someone use it on themselves
Jeaannn *moans*: How do you know it’s someone with money?? Did you look it up?? or did you want to buy one…
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: MR ALBEDO???!?!💀💀
Eyepatch: Oh??
Emo aroace: Tf are you thinking about eyepatch
Eyepatch: MAN FUCK OFF😭😭😭😭
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: Ridiculous
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: I have only looked it up now
Jeaannn *moans*: Oh I see…
Ate a pigeon in middle school: BOOORING
The prettiest bard: HELPP YOU SOUND LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW
Tiny leaf girl: Did you mean Focalors???
The prettiest bard: ye lol
Budget sherlock holmes:YEAH ANYWAYS
Budget sherlock holmes: I think Mr Albedo is right
Yunyun’s wuvy: As expected of Mr. Calx
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: Not here Xingqiu
Yunyun’s wuvy: Oh right
Eyepatch: Calx???
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: Ignore it Kaeya
Eyepatch:Roger!
Emoer Aroace: lol simp
Eyepatch: Go away rosaria go drink blood or something🙄
Emoer Aroace: How abt I make a stew using your blood
Mothered: Stop it both of you
Mothered: jfc what kind of threats are these
Smoked in middle school: They’re deadlier everytime😭
Fireworksboomboom!: My spidey senses are telling me that the person who submitted that is either a bottom or a switch
Rotten fish: YOIMIYA??!??!?!
Fireworksboomboom!:omg mommy chill, its not me im not a weirdo🙄
Cooler eyepatch: Not you implying the one who bought it is a weirdo😭
Mentally 500 years old: Speaking of weirdos
Mentally 500 years old: only kaveh would have the balls to buy that thing
Your local plant teacher: I agree he’s an impulse buyer type
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: WOW
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: EXCUSE YOU
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: I WONT BUY SUCH A THING. NO WAY THAT’S ME🙅🙅
Dry mf: also didn’t you guys say that it’s someone with plenty of money? Kaveh is the opposite of that
Mentally 500 years old: Oh yea bro is deep in debt
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: MAN CAN I JUST REST FOR ONCE😭😭
Kagamine Len: Oh yea lol definitely not Kaveh
Walked around in school with wet socks: How much do yall wanna bet it’s my older brother
Jeaannn *moans*: NO WAY
Menace: OH NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT
Cynonari's Lovechild: He’s kinda quiet….
Mother of Aaru: ITS NOT A NO WAY, THAT’S A YES WAY🤩🤩🤩
Budget sherlock holmes: @in denial bottom
In denial bottom: WHAT
Gay4Amber: Are you the weirdo who bought that…thing?
In denial bottom: HELL NO😭
Secretly girly: Then why were you so quiet?????
In denial bottom: I WAS
In denial bottom: BUSY🙄
Fireworksboomboom!: NOT THE SEPARATE MESSAGES GOODBYE ITS HIM😭😭
Eyepatch: BRO????😨
In denial bottom: NO NO NO YOU GUYS ARE MSITAKEN ITS NOT MEE😭😭😭😭😭
Rich mommy: Honestly the more you deny it, the more we are convinced that’s you
In denial bottom:
In denial bottom: FUCK YOU AYAKA🤬
Walked around in school with wet socks: It appears, dear brother, that I know you the best😌
Walked around in school with wet socks: I know that you are a fucking weirdo you kinky bitchass
In denial bottom: MY GOD QUIT MEDDLING INTO MY BUSINESS
Fireworksboomboom!: OMGG GO GET HIM AYAYAAA🔥
Raiden Ei’s fangirl: ROAST HIS ASS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
In denial bottom: I HOPE THOMA IS OFFLINE OMG IM SO EMBARASSED😭
Walked around in school with wet socks: You shouldve thought of that before buying that shit
Major bag alert: HELPPP MEEEE MY STOMACH HURTS SO BAD FROM LAUGHIJMG
Budget sherlock holmes: AHAHAHAHA
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: YEA GO GET HIM AYAKA
The prettiest bard: I THINK I PISSED BC OF LAUGHING SO MUCH
Kagamine Rin: NAURR VENTI??????!?!?!?
Intl. Third wheel: IM IN TEARSS
That person’s top: @In denial bottom omw to you rn
In denial bottom: Im not in the mood..
That person’s top: We’ll use that toy of yours if it makes you feel happy :))
In denial bottom: I
In denial bottom: gtfo ayaka
Walked around in school with wet socks: I shouldve burned that thing the moment it got sent to our dorm😒
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: How did you not know what it was when it got delivered????
Walked around in school with wet socks: HE SNATCHED IT THE MOMENT THE DELIVERY MAN HANDED IT TO HIM
Ate a pigeon in middle school: Im in tearsss😭😭
Smoked in middle school: HELPP AHAHAHAHAHA
Jeaannn *moans*: BRO WAS DESPERATEEE
The prettiest bard: I DON’T THINK I WANNA MOVE TO THE NEXT ONE THIS IS TOO FUNNYY
Kagamine Len: OMGG AHAHAHAHA I FOUND A GOOD ONE
Ate a pigeon in middle school: Is it as good as the handcuffs one????
Kagamine Len: “Who’s gonna tell Venti I dropped his phone in the urinal”
The prettiest bard: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WHAT😨
Budget sherlock holmes: I THINK I KNOW WHO THIS ONE IS
The prettiest bard:BITCJ TELL ME
Budget sherlock holmes: NUH UH
Budget sherlock holmes: ITS OUR SECRET
Emoer Aroace: You people are disgusting
Qiuqiu’s dovey: I agree
Tripped on her first dance recital: (3)
Yunyun’s wuvy: HELPP EVEN NILOU
Emoest but gay: Oh is it that one time--
Kagamine Len: YEAH
The prettiest bard: WHAT THE FUCK AETHER YOU WERE THERE???😭
Kagamine Len: Yeah we kept it so fast too its as if it didn’t happen👻
Emo aroace: Did you guys,, not wash it
Kagamine Len: ..
Budget sherlock holmes: …
Emoest but gay: …
Smoked in middle school: …
Hat guy: …
The prettiest bard:BITCHHH I KISS MY PHONE EVERYNIGHT
Kagamine Len: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN KISS UR PHONE😨😨😨
Secretly girly: nasty..
Smoked in middle school: Oh I know
Smoked in middle school: Its bc his wallpaper is xiao
Emoest but gay: …
The prettiest bard: I mean--
The prettiest bard: I wont deny that one~😼😼😼😼😼😼
Your local plant teacher: Not surprised at this point
The prettiest bard: WHICH ONE OF YOU MFS DID IT??🤬🤬🤬
Emoest but gay: Kazuha
Budget sherlock holmes: Kazuha
Kagamine Len: Kazuha
Smoked in middle school: Aether
Hat guy: Kazuha
Smoked in middle school: YOU TRAITORS🤬
The prettiest bard:
The prettiest bard: U BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN
Smoked in middle school: I DIDN’T MEAN IT I SWEAR
Smoked in middle school: I JUST KNOCKED IT OVER BY ACCIDENT😭😭😭😭I SWEAR!!
Budget sherlock holmes: Heyy at least there are no cracks right/?????🤩
The prettiest bard: 😒
Smoked in middle school: UGH I’LL SANITIZE YOUR PHONE FOR YOU
Smoked in middle school: AND I’LL BUY YOU A NEW PHONE CASE
The prettiest bard:🤗
The prettiest bard: apology accepted
Smoked in middle school: FUCKING FINALLY
Kagamine Rin: “I am a loyal follower of the church and yet I drink alcohol every once in a while”
Jeaannn *moans*: WHOA WHOA WHOA
OBJECTION!: PAUSE
Eyepatch: LOLL IS THAT ROSARIA
Emoer Aroace: I did not write anything in there
Emoer Aroace: also, mine ain’ even a secret tf you’re so dumb
Eyepatch: BICTH
Jeaannn *moans*: NO WAY
Jeaannn *moans*: @StanTwice
Mothered: Excuse me??? Barbara would never
StanTwice: …
StanTwice: OMG DEAR BARBATOS FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS😭😭😭😭😭
StanTwice: Sometimes I need a reason to unwind a little…
Mothered: WAIT-- IT WAS YOU???
Kagamine Len: WAIT A MINUTE--
Intl. Third wheel: PAUSE(2)
Red Bunnygirl: There is actually no way that barbara would ever do such a thing
StanTwice: I may or may not have drank alcohol
StanTwice: ..once or ten times
Mothered:TEN???😲
StanTwice: coME ONN SIS. MIDTERMS WAS MAKING ME A WRECK
StanTwice:I NEEDED SOMETHING
Mothered: certainly not alcohol
StanTwice: unlike you, mine’s better than your coffee
StanTwice: AT NIGHT TOO
Mothered: …
Gay4Amber: NOW WHO DRINKS COFFEE AT NIGHT ANYWAYS
Mothered: uhh👀
Has 999 pending theses: no comment
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: (2)
Cocogoat: (3)
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: 🧍♀️
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: my nickname alr gave it away
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: like please- who doesn’t drink coffee at night
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: maybe its my cue to take away the coffee kettle at the lab
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: :((( please don’t mr albedo
The prettiest bard: hello???? only normal people drink coffee at morning not at night how do yall even sleep
Has 999 pending theses: you don’t
Tripped on her first dance recital: maybe its also my cue to take away the coffee kettle in her room
Secretly girly: Seconded
Cynonari's Lovechild: HOLD ON YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR OWN COFFEE KETTLE??? IN YOU ROOMS????
Has 999 pending theses: I--
Has 999 pending theses: I need a coffee
Your local plant teacher: no you don’t
Major bag alert: How do yall not palpitate??
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: im immune atp
Has 999 pending theses: (2)
Will either heal or kill you: Girl you were at the clinic yesterday because you palpitated and crashed, don’t say (2)
Mentally 500 years old: HELPPP
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: LAYLA???!??!
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: LMAOOOO BAIZHU FOUGHT BACKKKKKK😆😆
Has 999 pending theses: :’))) can we move to the next secret how did this go from barbara drinking to me palpitating
Red Bunnygirl:MANNN DON’T REMIND EMM
Eyepatch: Ya scared your secret might pop out???
Red Bunnygirl: bold of you to assume I submitted something there
Gay4Amber: She did actually
Eyepatch: lol
Red Bunnygirl: Eula, ily, but,,why
Kagamine Len: “I have had the biggest crush on Albedo for a reaaalllly long time now but Im too scared to confess. Im kinda used to suppressing these feelings because ik he doesn’t like me back. It pains me sometimes to wonder abt the fact that maybe he likes someone else or maybe if I DO confess, I'm actually not the type of person that he’d want to date. This kind of stuff keeps me up at night and the constant annoyance and pestering from my family and peers abt this matter isn't helping me either.
I just wanted to get this off my chest so I'm submitting this here. Hope you don’t mind Jean
-yk who I am”
OBJECTION!:OH???
Ate a pigeon in middle school: FINALLY SOMETHING INTERESTING
Boobs: youre so nosy
Ate a pigeon in middle school: Shush babe yk im like this
Yunyun’s wuvy: @Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: ah
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: that’s interesting…
Budget sherlock holmes: How are we feeling Mr. Kreideprinz??
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: I’m
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: touched????
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: but also, Idk who spread abt the fact that im not the romance type
The prettiest bard: Why do you think so??
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: Because
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: I uh
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: I have feelings too?? you know. Im not a vessel
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: He also has a crush on someone
Eyepatch: PAUSE🧍♂️
Smoked in middle school: WHO???
Ate a pigeon in middle school: IS IT WHO I THINK IT IS😼
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten:I don’t even wanna know who you’re thinking about Yae
Red Bunnygirl: The way it’s addressed to Jean you can tell this person doesn’t know that it’s someone else’s doing😭
Emoer aroace: Other people knew btw bc im not dumb
Eyepatch: alrightt we get it stfu dracula
Emoer aroace: count your days Albeirich
Yunyun’s wuvy: I think ik who wrote that
Yunyun’s wuvy: my spidey senses are tingling
Gay4Amber: (2)
Jeaannn *moans*: (3)
Has a grudge against scaramouche: (4)
Mothered: (5)
The prettiest bard: EVEN JEAN???
Mothered: it’s kind of obvious if you knew this person for a long time
Red Bunnygirl: ikr
Mothered: but we’re not saying who it is tho. Out of respect for the person’s wishes
Emo aroace: If they wish to confess themselves or if they want to continue to suppress their feelings, it's up to him
Gay4Amber: Please, they practically begged us just now in our dms to keep their identity😭✋
Kagamine Rin: AWWW But isn't the point of this game is to guess who wrote which???😒😒
The prettiest bard: YALL R BORING🙄
The prettiest bard: IK WHO THEY ARE TOO
Emo aroace: venti..
The prettiest bard: yk this is the first time in history that u are getting along on this one
Emo aroace: fuck off
The prettiest bard: give me wine or I’ll shut up
Emo aroace: are 3 bottles enough?
The prettiest bard:…
The prettiest bard: deal
Kagamine Len: COME ON VENTI😭😭😭
Ate a pigeon in middle school: WHY DID U GET BRIBED YA SHOULDVE REVEALED IT😭
The prettiest bard: B-B-BUT
The prettiest bard: LOLL WINE>>>>>>>>YALL NOSY ASSES🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Kagamine Len: BITCHH.🤬
Qiuqiu’s dovey: OHH I HAVE AN IDEA WHO THE ANON IS
Budget sherlock holmes:Lol same
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: HOLD ON
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: BC SAME
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW EM THAT MUCH
Kagamine Rin: Does everybody else know who they are except for me and aether?????
Emoer aroace: pretty much
Ate a pigeon in middle school: **AND YAE
Yunyun’s wuvy: You guessed it right earlier tho??
Ate a pigeon in middle school: Oh
Ate a pigeon in middle school: AHAHAHA suck it aether and lumine
Eyepatch: ..how did you even guess???
Ate a pigeon in middle school: xq’s dms
Yunyun’s wuvy:lol
Kagamine Len: OH HI KAEYA
Kagamine Len: BITCH IT SHOULDVE BEEN *KAEYA
Eyepatch: ON COMEON I KNEW WHO IT IS
Emo aroace: because it’s you
Emo aroace deleted a message
Kagamine Len: ah
Kagamine Rin: I SAW THAT
Eyepatch: AYO???
Diluc and Kaeya’s dms
12:07 mn
Adopted mf: BICTHHHH WHY WOULD U DO THAT😭😭😭
Emo older brother: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT THE FUCK
Adopted mf: FUCK YOU
Adopted mf: DID HE SEE
Emo older brother: I deleted it as fast as I could you dumbfuck
Emo older brother: I doubt he saw
Emo older brother: chill out you pussy
Adopted mf: BITCHHH
Adopted mf: If this turns out him hating me, you owe me a lifetime
Emo older brother: ok ok u get it now chill tf out