Let's do the secret game
Hoes
9:00 pm
Fireworksboomboom!: @Budget Sherlock holmes WHAT HAPPENED? PLS IM NOSY
Fireworksboomboom!: ARE THEY TOGETHER NOW?
Budget Sherlock holmes: Bro chill ask them yourself do I look like their sibling?
In denial bottom: atp you guys are
Eyepatch: @The prettiest bard @Emoest but gay WERE NOSY PLEASE ANSWER
Emo aroace: Why are you sticking your nose in other people’s business?
Eyepatch: Take a hike will you?
Emo aroace: Sure I’ll find the biggest rock there and throw it in your face
Gay4Amber: what a normal day in the ragnvindr household
Raiden Ei’s fangirl: Damn even I’m tired bc of you two🤦♀️
The prettiest bard: YOOHOO WHATS UP KAEYA
The prettiest bard srry I might not respond on time this hangover is killing me
Emoer aroace: that’s your fault
The prettiest bard: stfu rosaria you drink too
Emoer aroace: Yeah But I never get drunk
Eyepatch: Seee I told yall she’s a vampire
Emoer aroace: shut your crusty mouth
Has a grudge against scaramouche: HELPPPP
Eyepatch: >:(((
The prettiest bard: I just backread
The prettiest bard: oh is that why I woke up naked??
Major bag alert: LMAO YOU WHAT??
Jeaannn *moans*: OMG😭😭😭
Secretly girly: AHAHAHAHA
The prettiest bard: XIAOOAOAOOOEEE ~~~~
Emoest but gay: …
Emoest but gay: I don’t remember what I did
The prettiest bard: I heard we did the doooo😏😏😏😏
The prettiest bard: I am so honored that you took my virginity😌😌
Emoest but gay: ..
Yunyun’s wuvy: HELPP ME YOU SCARED HIM😭😭
In denial bottom: Im even more surprised you were a virgin before you met xiao
The prettiest bard: Hmm what can I say? Im a good and pure person😇
Walked around in school with wet socks: LMFAO
Kagamine Len: LMFAO
Kagamine Rin: That shit is so unbelievable
The prettiest bard: Meanies >:((
Red Bunnygirl: Yall are gross…
Intl. Third wheel: I think Amber’s whole personality is commenting on yall’s dirty messages
Qiuqiu’s dovey: That’s your personality too in our groupchat
Intl. Third wheel: UGH STFU🤬
OBJECTION!: You have a different gc???
Yunyun’s wuvy: Yeah w/ just us three. It’s sole purpose is to piss off Xiangling
Intl. Third wheel: IM BLOCKING YOU TWO
Yunyun’s wuvy: NO WAIT--
Yunyun’s wuvy: im telling you on Shenhe
Intl. Third wheel: NUH UH
Intl. Third wheel: NO PLS😭😭
Granpa: 😐
Granpa: did what I read about xiao and venti correct
Menace: ZHONGLI ???!??!
Cocogoat: HELPP
OBJECTION!: OH SHIT😭😭
Major bag alert: LMAO GOOD LUCK ABOUT THAT VENTI🫡
The prettiest bard: OH UHH
The prettiest bard: ……….
Granpa: We need to talk
The prettiest bard: HAHA NNO WE DON’T
Granpa: Venti…
Menace: 50% OFF JUST FOR YOU VENTI BC I PITY YOU AND YOU’RE MY FRIEND
Major bag alert: WAIT HU TAO SHHHH NOT THE RIGHT TIME
Cooler eyepatch: Holy shit that’s scary
Was detained for holding a concert in school at 1 am: 🍵🍵🍵
Emoest but gay: @Granpa Please don’t do anything to Venti, It was my fault for what happened
Emoest but gay: I don’t regret anything we did. I love him with all my heart. So please don’t get mad at him.
Granpa:
Granpa: If you say so.. please be responsible in drinking next time
Emoest but gay: noted thank you Zhongli..
The prettiest bard: 😳
The prettiest bard: DDDID YALL RREAD THAT?!?!!?!?😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
The prettiest bard:SJAKHDJKASHLAK%#@^*}>”
Smoked in middle school: CONGRATS VENTII👏🎊
Kagamine Len:*/applause from the crowd .m4a
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: NOT THE M4A IM CRYING
Menace: OMG GRANPA DID NOT GET MAD🤯🤯🤯🤯
OBJECTION!: YOO I THOUGHT ZHONGLI WAS GONNA THROW A BIG ROCK AT VENTI
Granpa: Don’t be ridiculous I will not do something like that
Boobs: Oh you would if its Venti
Tiny leaf girl: Seconded
Granpa: 🙂
The prettiest bard: HEYY ZHONGLI U MEANIE😭😭😭😭
Cooler Eyepatch: KAZUHA GET BACK HERE WE’RE STILL NOT DONE TALKING
Ate a pigeon in middle school: Uh oh someone else’s mom is madd~
Smoked in middle school: Youre not my mom…
Rich mommy: @Cooler Eyepatch calm down
Rich mommy: Come over baby, I have alcoholic chocolates. Let’s eat together
Cooler Eyepatch:
Cooler Eyepatch: we’ll talk later Kaedehara Kazuha…
Smoked in middle school: How abt never…
Rich mommy: ugh im so sorry about that..
Rich mommy: I’ll handle beidou
Smoked in middle school: thank you ms ningguang
Budget sherlock holmes: @Tiny leaf girl its ur turn to get mad at hat guy
Tiny leaf girl: umm there’s nothing to be mad about?? I’m not his parent
Hat Guy: fuck off heizou
Budget sherlock holmes: 🤪
Boobs: Im his mom you shouldve asked me
Hat Guy: no one should ask you nothing about me bc you are NOT my mom
Ate a pigeon in middle school: Leave him be ei, he’s just having a tantrum
Hat Guy: sorry if you want to talk to me, ask Kusanali bc I’d rather have her as my parent rather than you bozos
Tiny leaf girl: idk if I should be touched or if I wanna tease him
Has a grudge against scaramouche: The 2nd one
Hat guy: go fuck yourself mona
Hat guy: Im gonna twist your esophagus
Has a grudge against scaramouche: don’t come near me I have rat poison
Mothered: 😭😭
StanTwice: HANG IN THERE SIS😭🫡
Mothered: ahem… back to my main agenda
Mothered: An anonymous person made a box wherein anyone can put in their secret without revealing their identity
Rich mommy: We figured we’d just let it be and the next day, the box is gone
Rotten Fish: Aaanddd??? Your point??
Mothered: We figured it has something to do with Venti
The prettiest bard: Why me so suddenly????😭😭
Mothered: who else would it be???
The prettiest bard: ....
Emo aroace: Oh so it was not the Student government’s idea?
Rich mommy: We would never do anything of the sort
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: MAN I DROPPED MY SECRET THERE TOO😭
Dry mf: its because youre dumb
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: PLEASE JUST-- GO AWAY ALHAITHAM
Reverse Xingqiu: Trust me he wont
The prettiest bard: yeah it was my idea lol🤪
Mentally 500 years old: I FCKING KNEW IT
The prettiest bard: HOWEVER
The prettiest bard: this plan was arranged by 3 other people
Eyepatch: Easy, they are heizou, kazuha, and aether
Kagamine Len: HWAT WHY ME I THOUGHT YOUD SAY XIAO😭😭
Emoest but gay: ridiculous as if I’d take a part in that
Smoked in middle school: Im not apart of it either in fact, I wrote something in the box too
Smoked in middle school: I regret it now I thought it was for the SG.....
Budget sherlock holmes: not me either
Fireworksboomboom!: Then……who??
The prettiest bard: oh you were right about aether lol😆
Kagamine Len: VENTI😭😭😭
The prettiest bard: the other was lumine
Kagamine Rin: HEY DON’T OUT ME
Kagamine Len: He alr did dumbfuck
Kagamine Rin: Fuck off aether
Eyepatch: OKAY AND?????? WHO’S THE OTHER
Budget sherlock holmes: If I were to venture a guess,, It has to be someone from the Student Government
Mothered: How so??
Budget sherlock holmes: Otherwise, how would they have set it up right in from of the SG office without yall noticing it the 1st day??
Budget sherlock holmes: did anyone ask you recently about setting up a donation box??
Rich mommy: Now that you mention it…
Rich mommy: @Master of tcg
Cynonari’s lovechild: NO WAY
Your local plant teacher: CYNO?????
Master of tcg:..
Master of tcg: … I shouldn’t have listened to venti
Your local plant teacher: WHY WOULD YOU DO THST
Master of tcg: IN MY DEFENSE
Master of tcg: Venti had the limited edition ultra rare tcg card and bribed me to put the box there
Master of tcg: other than that, I did not partake in their plans
Kagamine Len: LIAR U BUILT THE BOX
Kagamine Rin: AND PRINTED THE TEXT THAT SAYS “DROP YOUR SECRETS ANONYMOUSLY”
Master of tcg: ..😶
Master of tcg: im so sorry you guys
Mother of Aaru: Thank god I didn’t write anything there
Emoer Aroace: Same
In denial bottom: IM SCREWED
That person’s top: AYATO????
In denial bottom: NOO NOOOO THOMA GO AWAY PLS
Walked around in school with wet socks: This should be interesting
Ate a pigeon in middle school: (2)
The prettiest bard: THE SECRETS ARE NOW WITHIN MY POOWERRRR >:)))
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: Im scared
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: Don’t be sucrose, unless you wrote something there
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: uhh
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: Sucrose????
Eyepatch: MAN I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE WROTE MY SECRET THERE
The prettiest bard: Im gonna read each one and you guys are free to judge
The prettiest bard: You can guess who if you wanna bc tbh, I don’t know which one’s which either
Kagamine Rin: Some of these might be obvious
Kagamine Len: LMAO I FOUND A GOOD ONE
Kagamine Len: “Hello SG box of secrets! Im so tired pretending to be a princess from another world. I can hear people calling me a freak. I figured that If I pretend to have a crush on Mona, my roommate, I could date her and act normal”
Has a grudge against scaramouche: WHAT
Menace: HELPPPPP IS THAT FISCHL
Rotten Fish: @Dictionary
Dictionary: Whom thou has pinged me in thy groupchat?
Dictionary:
Dictionary:NO NO NO THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE--
Dictionary: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MONA DON’T READ IT PLEASE I SWEAR I DON’T HAVE A THING FOR YOU
Yunyun’s wuvy: She went out of character
Eyepatch: HELPP SHE WENT OUT OF CHARACTER FOR THE FIRST TIME
Has a grudge against scaramouche: CHILL ITS OLAY I SAW THE WORD PRETEND
Has a grudge against scaramouche: also that’s a lousy solution
Dictionary: ik that…
Has a grudge against scaramouche: if I were you, I wouldve ignored what they are saying and keep doing what you are doing
Hat guy: She means keep being a chuunibyou
Has a grudge against scaramouche: fuck off scarabortion
Menace: NOT THE SCARABORTION
Dictionary: Thanks for that Mona
Has a grudge against scaramouche: no problem
The prettiest bard: BOOORING THAT ENDED UP WHOLESOME
Walked around in school with wet socks: and that’s bad because..????
Kagamine Rin: “I once pissed on my seat during our math test”
Menace: OMG AHAHAHAHAHHAHA😆😆😆😆😆😆
Secretly girly: WHO IS THATT😭😭
Smoked in middle school: DISGUSTINGG😭
Fireworksboomboom!: IM GONNA CRY
The prettiest bard: OMG IM GONNA PISS
Emo aroace: I bet that’s you then
The prettiest bard: NO WAY I DIDN’T WRITE ANYTHING HERE
That person’s top: OH IT HAS TO BE SOMEONE FROM MY CLASS THEN
Mentally 500 years old: HOW???
That person’s top: I was cleaning the classroom after our math test and uhh,, that specific seat smelled gross.. I thought it was rotten food
That person’s top: now I know.....🙂🙂
Itto’s mom: When did that happen???
That person’s top: 3 days ago????
Kagamine Rin: DO YOU REMEMBER WHO OWNED THE SEAT???
That person’s top: unfortunately, nope
The prettiest bard: OH THEY HAVE TO BE A THIRD YEAR THEN
In denial bottom: Can anyone name all of them????
Budget sherlock holmes: You, Thoma, Itto, Eula, Candace, Dehya, Alhaitham, Cyno, Tighnari, Keqing, Ganyu.
Itto’s mom: Who wants to bet? I bet it’s itto
Kagamine Len: 20 bucks, it’s Ayato
In denial bottom: WHAT?!?1!? NO WAY I PUT A DIFFERENT SECRET
Walked around in school with wet socks: …😨
In denial bottom: Fuck off Ayaka
Secretly girly: Gross I would never😭
Secretly girly: It’s itto for sure
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: what’s happening??
Itto’s mom: Backread
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: ok!! let me find a mirror
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: NO WAY
Fireworksboomboom!: IS HE ACTUALLY GOING TO READ HIS BACK😭😭😭
Raiden Ei’s fangirl: LMFAOO
In denial bottom: @6 pack abs but 0 brain cells Bro she meant read the past messages in the gc for a bit
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: OH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MB
Itto’s mom: I had a stroke for a sec
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: The patience Shinobu has I could never put up with this kind of stupidity
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: Meaniee >:((( right when I like your vibe too
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: HUH????
Ate a pigeon in middle school: OH????
Yunyun’s wuvy: Why is Ms Yae suddenly so interested
Boobs: I think ik where this is going
Ate a pigeon in middle school: The gc wants to know why Itto😏
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: Because he looks like Ms Hina!!! but male
Boobs: I knew it..
Ate a pigeon in middle school: BAHAHAHAHAHA
Rich mommy: Is the Ms Hina the one on our school paper??
Ate a pigeon in middle school: Yup ^^ the free counseling section of our monthly paper
Menace: Bro’s in love with paper
Ate a pigeon in middle school: Guess what itto?
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: NO NO STOP RIGHT THERE😭
Ate a pigeon in middle school: fufufu okay~ after all we need to get back on topic
Ate a pigeon in middle school: so Itto?? did you piss on your seat??
Reverse Xingqiu: Did he even back read
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: Still don’t know what that mean so no
In denial bottom: I ALR EXPLAINED IT TO YOU😭😭
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: WAIT
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW?????
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: THAT’S MY ALL-TIME SECRET
Budget sherlock holmes: Ah
That person’s top: oh so it was Itto…
Qiuqiu’s dovey: 😭😭
Menace: HELPP MEEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Itto’s mom: @Kagamine Len Give me my 20 Aether
Kagamine Len: DAMMIT😭
Kagamine Rin: HAHAHAHA DESERVED😛😛
The prettiest bard: OML HAHAHAHA THIS WAS FUNNY
The prettiest bard: ANYWAYS
The prettiest bard: ONTO THE NEXT SECRET🤪
Eyepatch: THIS IS SO FUNNY
Red Bunnygirl: That’s bc yours hasn’t come up yet
Eyepatch: SHHHHHSHSHH AMBER SHUT IT
The prettiest bard: “I bought pink fluffy handcuffs that I want my boyfriend to use on me.”
Kagamine Rin: OMG HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Secretly girly: NAURRRRR
Mothered: HUH😨😨😨
Jeaannn *moans*: HELPP JEAN IS TRAUMATIZED NOW😭
OBJECTION!: THAT’S--😭😨
Menace: IM CRYINGGGG MY EYES😭
Major bag alert: THIS ONE’S GOOD OMG HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA