Genshin Chatfics (Very calm /s)

原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
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Genshin Chatfics (Very calm /s)
Characters
Scaramouche (Genshin Impact), Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact), Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Raiden Ei | Baal, Neuvillette (Genshin Impact), Wriothesley (Genshin Impact), Furina (Genshin Impact), Raiden Ei | Baal/Yae Miko, Ganyu/Keqing (Genshin Impact), Ganyu (Genshin Impact), Keqing (Genshin Impact), Charlotte (Genshin Impact), Arataki Itto, Shikanoin Heizou, Dehya (Genshin Impact), Alhaitham (Genshin Impact), Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Albedo/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Eula (Genshin Impact), Kuki Shinobu, Amber/Eula (Genshin Impact), Albedo (Genshin Impact), Xingqiu (Genshin Impact), Cyno/Tighnari (Genshin Impact), Venti/Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Beidou/Ningguang (Genshin Impact), Layla (Genshin Impact), Lisa (Genshin Impact), Jean (Genshin Impact), Lyney (Genshin Impact), Lynette (Genshin Impact), Clorinde (Genshin Impact), Navia (Genshin Impact), Sucrose (Genshin Impact), Chongyun/Xingqiu (Genshin Impact), Venti (Genshin Impact), Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Chongyun (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Hu Tao (Genshin Impact), Ningguang (Genshin Impact), Beidou (Genshin Impact), Kaedehara Kazuha, Kamisato Ayato, Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Xiangling (Genshin Impact), Hu Tao/Yanfei (Genshin Impact), Yanfei (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact), Diluc (Genshin Impact), Rosaria (Genshin Impact), Shenhe (Genshin Impact), Thoma (Genshin Impact), Sigewinne (Genshin Impact), Tighnari (Genshin Impact), Faruzan (Genshin Impact), Candace (Genshin Impact), Alhaitham & Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Kamisato Ayato/Thoma, Nahida (Genshin Impact), Yelan (Genshin Impact), Kirara (Genshin Impact)
Summary
Im bored so have thisSetting: Genshin Modern Au
Note
WOAH MY FIRST AO3 UPLOAD LMAOI wrote this after i fought with my parents so ig this is what we call coping mechanism :PPPANYWAYS ENJOY!
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5wirl drinking

Hoes

11:25 pm, Saturday

The prettiest bard: YA’ULL WHASTS THE BWEST DARE FOW XIAOO

Mothered: Excuse me?

Eyepatch: HELPP ARE YOU GUYS DRINKING??😭

Mothered: I knew it..

Jeaannn *moans*: but you don’t really have the right to stop them tho. They’re within venti’s room

Mothered: I know but--

Mothered: Just don’t take your drunk selves anywhere outside. Its dangerous

The prettiest bard: That doesny ansewr mu qyuestoin

Mentally 500 years old: Did yall understand what he meant?

Cooler Eyepatch: “That doesn’t answer my question”

Cooler Eyepatch: You’re welcome

Secretly girly: I don’t even wanna know how she understood that

Cooler Eyepatch: HAHAHAHA ITS BECAUSE I DRINK A LOT TOO. IM GOOD AT TRANSLATING DRUNK TEXTS >:)))

Rich mommy: I usually translate when she’s the one drinking though. I’m surprised she’d be good at it too

Yunyun’s wuvy: What’s your question anyways

The prettiest bard: what izs a guid dar43 fot xiap

Cooler Eyepatch: “whats a good dare for xiao?”

Ate a pigeon in middle school: Dare him to kiss you😏

Budget sherlock holmes: LAMO THAT’S A OGOD ONE THNKSA YAE

The Prettiest Bard: :’(((

The prettiest bard: NAWT YET I;MM SAVIKMNG THAT FOWR LAYETR

Cooler Eyepatch: “Not yet im saving that for later”

Eyepatch: won’t you get tired from doing all that

Cooler Eyepatch: tbh I might but its fun if drama might spring out or sumn like that

Mothered: nothing of the sort will happen..

StanTwice: Sis, yk you cant stop that from happening…

Major bag alert: HELPP IS THE GROUP DRINKING AGAIN

Tiny leaf girl: I guess scara left without permission again..

Hat guy: Yeah and?

Alhaitham’s secret roomie: How come you’re not drunk yet??

Hat guy: I am im just good at tyoing

Hat guy: **Typing

Has a grudge against scaramouche: Lmao take it back😆😆

Hat guy: Shut the fuck up you twin tailed rat

Has a grudge against scaramouche: try me you bowl cut bastard

Mothered: No fighting please

Eyepatch: These two at it again you guys remind me of the twins

Kagamine Len: What did we do???😭😭

Kagamine Rin: Bruh we didn’t say anything yet

Mentally 500 years old: lol you summoned them quickly

Probably ate chalk in kindergarten: he means mona and scara fight a lot like you both

Kagamine Len: oh

Kagamine Len: that’s lumine’s fault

Kagamine Rin: NAHH FUCK YOU ITS YOURS🤬

Jeaannn *moans*: Can you two stop please yall give me a headache

Yunyun’s wuvy: LMAO LISA SNAPPED

Smoked in middle school: Inm surieprised Aeyhjer didn te joijnf us

Cooler Eyepatch: “Im surprised Aether didn’t join us”

Cooler Eyepatch: wait a minute..

Cooler Eyepatch: KAZUHA ??!??!?!!??

Smoked in middle school: oh hi Ms Beidou ^^b don’twiorryu, I didn’t drink thaty mcush

Cooler Eyepatch: NUH UH SEEMS TO ME U DID

Smoked in middle school: ur not yjm mom

Rich mommy: don’t worry Zuha, I calmed her down. It’d be best for you to please sober up and return to the dorm

Smoked in middle school: I aploogzei Ms Ningguang but we have a sleepovre today

Rich mommy: didn’t understand you not one bit…

Has a grudge against scaramouche: lmao they have their own language

The prettiest bard: heyyhhyhy what abuot my dhaere >:(((

Fireworksboomboom!: “Hey what about my dare? >:(

Fireworksboomboom!: Im gonna sub for the time being lol

Menace: Dare him to make out with you obviously🙄

The prettiest bard: Yall r really not craetvei >:((((

The prettiest bard: Also yaehn lol hwy dintd aethre joInm us?>/

Fireworksboomboom!: “Yall are really not creative”

Fireworksboomboom!: “Also yeah lol why didn’t aether join us”

Kagamine Len: oh yeah got caught up in something sorry

Mothered: Wait… YOU join them too????

Kagamine Len: Ofc lol why would I say no to drinking??🤪🤪

Kagamine Len: Just got a bit busy that’s why I sat out today

Kagamine Rin: lol he got detention

Kagamine Len: Fuck off Lumine

OBJECTION!: YOU?? Of all people????? why???😭😭

Les Miserables: Oh yeah that he skipped class I think and someone caught him so he’s in dormitory detention for 2 days

Qiuqiu’s dovey: tbh not surprised. He’s friends with Venti

The prettiest bard: Wahts tthat supoafiised to maenm :((

Fireworksboomboom!: “Whats that supposed to mean?”

Emoer Aroace: He means youre a dumbass

The prettiest bard: Wow rujde rosarja stfu

Emoer Aroace: Your so stupid and drunk you cant even spell my fucking name right

Hat Guy: *Youre

Emoer Aroace: Don’t start with me twink or im going to poke your eyeballs

Hat Guy: Try me bitch

Mothered: NO NO NO ONE WILL POKE ANYTHING FROM A HUMAN BODY

Mothered: Rosaria please calm down..

The prettiest bard: lol jaen si so donme wi’]th us

Fireworksboomboom!: “lol Jean is so done with us”

In denial bottom: Lol if u get tired, let me handle it

Fireworksboomboom!: shoo shoo go make out with your boyfie or sumn

In denial bottom: MY GOD STFU YOIMIYA

Budget Sherlock Holmes: ATCUALLY LET’S GO WITH THAT!!

Kagamine Rin: With what??

Budget Sherlock Holmes: @Xiao I dare you to make out with Venti

The prettiest bard: NOWKWOOOOOO WHYD YOU PDING HIMAM,NALDJAL

Fireworksboomboom!: “NOOOOO Why’d you ping him”

Secretly girly: These mfs should pay you for your service

Fireworksboomboom!: omg ikr

Emoest but gay: Huh?

Menace has bumped a message

Yunyun’s wuvy: LMAO NOT HU TAO BUMPING THE MESSAGE

Ate a pigeon in middle school: lmaoo I cant wait for the aftermath

Master of tcg: *sips tea*

Your local plant teacher: CYNO????/

Master of tcg: What? Im curious too

Alhaitham’s secret roomie: You being curious about something that isn’t TCG? that’s a first

Master of tcg: stfu kaveh

Reverse Xingqiu: This should be interesting

Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: Yall already know this about to be good once Yelan’s online in the gc😭

Emoest but gay …

The prettiest bard: NO ON DONTER LISADTEN TO THEJM MFNSDSDJSHFDKL;%&&*^

Intl. Third wheel: ??????

Jeaannn *moans*: Now what happened???

Menace: EARTH TO VENTIIII???

Eyepatch: @Budget sherlock holmes:

Major bag alert: @Budget sherlock holmes WHAT HAPPENED YK WE’RE NOSY

Gay4Amber: Im not

Major bag alert: stfu eula

Gay4Amber: fuck off fatui im gonna chop your heap off

Mothered: Why are these threats becoming concerning….

Budget sherlock holmes: oh srry chldie

Budget sherlock holmes: me and the grouop just left bc xiao and vneti starteyd making out

Ate a pigeon in middle school: AYEEEEE

Yunyun’s wuvy: why is ms yae so happy about this😭😭

Ate a pigeon in middle school: Oh nothing~

Dry mf: what did the twins bet this time…

Kagamine Len: Oh nothing bc Lumine’s broke lmfao

Kagamine Rin: NO U TF

Kagamine Len: NUH UH YOURE THE BROKE MF

Mothered: istg

Alhaitham’s secret roomie: That’s alhaitham’s fault btw

Dry mf: don’t try me kaveh im gonna make sure you cant walk tomorrow

Red bunnygirl: gross..

Has 999 pending theses: GET A ROOM

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