
5wirl drinking
Hoes
11:25 pm, Saturday
The prettiest bard: YA’ULL WHASTS THE BWEST DARE FOW XIAOO
Mothered: Excuse me?
Eyepatch: HELPP ARE YOU GUYS DRINKING??😭
Mothered: I knew it..
Jeaannn *moans*: but you don’t really have the right to stop them tho. They’re within venti’s room
Mothered: I know but--
Mothered: Just don’t take your drunk selves anywhere outside. Its dangerous
The prettiest bard: That doesny ansewr mu qyuestoin
Mentally 500 years old: Did yall understand what he meant?
Cooler Eyepatch: “That doesn’t answer my question”
Cooler Eyepatch: You’re welcome
Secretly girly: I don’t even wanna know how she understood that
Cooler Eyepatch: HAHAHAHA ITS BECAUSE I DRINK A LOT TOO. IM GOOD AT TRANSLATING DRUNK TEXTS >:)))
Rich mommy: I usually translate when she’s the one drinking though. I’m surprised she’d be good at it too
Yunyun’s wuvy: What’s your question anyways
The prettiest bard: what izs a guid dar43 fot xiap
Cooler Eyepatch: “whats a good dare for xiao?”
Ate a pigeon in middle school: Dare him to kiss you😏
Budget sherlock holmes: LAMO THAT’S A OGOD ONE THNKSA YAE
The Prettiest Bard: :’(((
The prettiest bard: NAWT YET I;MM SAVIKMNG THAT FOWR LAYETR
Cooler Eyepatch: “Not yet im saving that for later”
Eyepatch: won’t you get tired from doing all that
Cooler Eyepatch: tbh I might but its fun if drama might spring out or sumn like that
Mothered: nothing of the sort will happen..
StanTwice: Sis, yk you cant stop that from happening…
Major bag alert: HELPP IS THE GROUP DRINKING AGAIN
Tiny leaf girl: I guess scara left without permission again..
Hat guy: Yeah and?
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: How come you’re not drunk yet??
Hat guy: I am im just good at tyoing
Hat guy: **Typing
Has a grudge against scaramouche: Lmao take it back😆😆
Hat guy: Shut the fuck up you twin tailed rat
Has a grudge against scaramouche: try me you bowl cut bastard
Mothered: No fighting please
Eyepatch: These two at it again you guys remind me of the twins
Kagamine Len: What did we do???😭😭
Kagamine Rin: Bruh we didn’t say anything yet
Mentally 500 years old: lol you summoned them quickly
Probably ate chalk in kindergarten: he means mona and scara fight a lot like you both
Kagamine Len: oh
Kagamine Len: that’s lumine’s fault
Kagamine Rin: NAHH FUCK YOU ITS YOURS🤬
Jeaannn *moans*: Can you two stop please yall give me a headache
Yunyun’s wuvy: LMAO LISA SNAPPED
Smoked in middle school: Inm surieprised Aeyhjer didn te joijnf us
Cooler Eyepatch: “Im surprised Aether didn’t join us”
Cooler Eyepatch: wait a minute..
Cooler Eyepatch: KAZUHA ??!??!?!!??
Smoked in middle school: oh hi Ms Beidou ^^b don’twiorryu, I didn’t drink thaty mcush
Cooler Eyepatch: NUH UH SEEMS TO ME U DID
Smoked in middle school: ur not yjm mom
Rich mommy: don’t worry Zuha, I calmed her down. It’d be best for you to please sober up and return to the dorm
Smoked in middle school: I aploogzei Ms Ningguang but we have a sleepovre today
Rich mommy: didn’t understand you not one bit…
Has a grudge against scaramouche: lmao they have their own language
The prettiest bard: heyyhhyhy what abuot my dhaere >:(((
Fireworksboomboom!: “Hey what about my dare? >:(
Fireworksboomboom!: Im gonna sub for the time being lol
Menace: Dare him to make out with you obviously🙄
The prettiest bard: Yall r really not craetvei >:((((
The prettiest bard: Also yaehn lol hwy dintd aethre joInm us?>/
Fireworksboomboom!: “Yall are really not creative”
Fireworksboomboom!: “Also yeah lol why didn’t aether join us”
Kagamine Len: oh yeah got caught up in something sorry
Mothered: Wait… YOU join them too????
Kagamine Len: Ofc lol why would I say no to drinking??🤪🤪
Kagamine Len: Just got a bit busy that’s why I sat out today
Kagamine Rin: lol he got detention
Kagamine Len: Fuck off Lumine
OBJECTION!: YOU?? Of all people????? why???😭😭
Les Miserables: Oh yeah that he skipped class I think and someone caught him so he’s in dormitory detention for 2 days
Qiuqiu’s dovey: tbh not surprised. He’s friends with Venti
The prettiest bard: Wahts tthat supoafiised to maenm :((
Fireworksboomboom!: “Whats that supposed to mean?”
Emoer Aroace: He means youre a dumbass
The prettiest bard: Wow rujde rosarja stfu
Emoer Aroace: Your so stupid and drunk you cant even spell my fucking name right
Hat Guy: *Youre
Emoer Aroace: Don’t start with me twink or im going to poke your eyeballs
Hat Guy: Try me bitch
Mothered: NO NO NO ONE WILL POKE ANYTHING FROM A HUMAN BODY
Mothered: Rosaria please calm down..
The prettiest bard: lol jaen si so donme wi’]th us
Fireworksboomboom!: “lol Jean is so done with us”
In denial bottom: Lol if u get tired, let me handle it
Fireworksboomboom!: shoo shoo go make out with your boyfie or sumn
In denial bottom: MY GOD STFU YOIMIYA
Budget Sherlock Holmes: ATCUALLY LET’S GO WITH THAT!!
Kagamine Rin: With what??
Budget Sherlock Holmes: @Xiao I dare you to make out with Venti
The prettiest bard: NOWKWOOOOOO WHYD YOU PDING HIMAM,NALDJAL
Fireworksboomboom!: “NOOOOO Why’d you ping him”
Secretly girly: These mfs should pay you for your service
Fireworksboomboom!: omg ikr
Emoest but gay: Huh?
Menace has bumped a message
Yunyun’s wuvy: LMAO NOT HU TAO BUMPING THE MESSAGE
Ate a pigeon in middle school: lmaoo I cant wait for the aftermath
Master of tcg: *sips tea*
Your local plant teacher: CYNO????/
Master of tcg: What? Im curious too
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: You being curious about something that isn’t TCG? that’s a first
Master of tcg: stfu kaveh
Reverse Xingqiu: This should be interesting
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: Yall already know this about to be good once Yelan’s online in the gc😭
Emoest but gay …
The prettiest bard: NO ON DONTER LISADTEN TO THEJM MFNSDSDJSHFDKL;%&&*^
Intl. Third wheel: ??????
Jeaannn *moans*: Now what happened???
Menace: EARTH TO VENTIIII???
Eyepatch: @Budget sherlock holmes:
Major bag alert: @Budget sherlock holmes WHAT HAPPENED YK WE’RE NOSY
Gay4Amber: Im not
Major bag alert: stfu eula
Gay4Amber: fuck off fatui im gonna chop your heap off
Mothered: Why are these threats becoming concerning….
Budget sherlock holmes: oh srry chldie
Budget sherlock holmes: me and the grouop just left bc xiao and vneti starteyd making out
Ate a pigeon in middle school: AYEEEEE
Yunyun’s wuvy: why is ms yae so happy about this😭😭
Ate a pigeon in middle school: Oh nothing~
Dry mf: what did the twins bet this time…
Kagamine Len: Oh nothing bc Lumine’s broke lmfao
Kagamine Rin: NO U TF
Kagamine Len: NUH UH YOURE THE BROKE MF
Mothered: istg
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: That’s alhaitham’s fault btw
Dry mf: don’t try me kaveh im gonna make sure you cant walk tomorrow
Red bunnygirl: gross..
Has 999 pending theses: GET A ROOM