Roommate Feud
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8:15, Saturday
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: OMG IM SO SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE LAST NIGHT I FEEL REALLY GUILTYY😭
Mothered: what inconvenience?
Secretly girly: You don’t wanna know
Mothered:??
Jeaannn *moans*: Its not that serious dear
Mothered: how is it not serious??? it was an inconvenience and no one wants to tell me
Jeaannn *moans*: its not something that everyone should know
Jeaannn *moans*: and no one died or picked a fight soo just relax dear
Mothered: ..If you say so
Dry mf: It’s your fault, you’re so noisy
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: YOU’RE THE ONE WHO INITIATED THIS TIME
Dry mf: Shouldve used the nuzzle
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: YOU DON’T NEED TO SAY IT HERE OMFG😭😭
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: IM EMBARRASSED🏃♂️
Gay4Amber: WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW BTW
Red bunnygirl: I WANNA GAUGE MY EYES OUT
Mothered: AMBER NO
Eyepatch: ITS ALWAYS YOU TWO
Hat guy: Im glad I was asleep
Budget sherlock holmes: WOW LUCKY YOU BC IM NOT
Has 999 pending theses: I think my eyebags grew…
Cynonari’s love child: I think I have eyebags now
Your local plant teacher: What happened Collei? Why are you saying you grew eyebags?
Cynonari’s love child: Mr. Tighnari how did you sleep well last night?? You didn’t wake up a single time
Your local plant teacher: ???? I slept????
Mother of Aaru: Not the answer I was expecting…
Emoer aroace: nothing out of the ordinary for me. I always have eyebags
Eyepatch: well as ive said, you ARE nocturnal
Emoer aroace: shut your trap
Probably ate chalk in kindergarten: Is that what’s all the commotion about??
OBJECTION!: YOU HEARD TOO????
Probably ate chalk in kindergarten: yeah im in room 102
Kagamine Rin: BASICALLY THE WHOLE DORMITORY 2 HEARD IT😭🗿
Yunyun’s wuvy: did your roommate hear it too mr albedo?
Probably ate chalk in kindergarten: I live alone
Intl. Third wheel: WHAT NO FAIR😭😭
Yunyun’s wuvy: WYM NOT FAIR WHATS WRONG WITH ME AS A ROOMMATE😠😠\
Intl. Third wheel: IDK YOU RANDOMLY JOLT AND SHIT WHEN YOU EITHER WRITE YOUR FANFICTION OR WHEN YOU READ ONE
Yunyun’s wuvy: SHSHHHHHH THE GC DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW
Intl. Third wheel: That was intentional >:)))
Yunyun’s wuvy: NAURRR
Ate a pigeon in middle school: oh? What fiction?
Yunyun’s wuvy: Oh are you interested ms Yae?
Ate a pigeon in middle school: I am indeed I am the Editor in chief of the school’s publishing club after all :)))
Ate a pigeon in middle school: Please come see me later
Yunyun’s wuvy: An honor to be invited by you Ms Yae
Intl. Third wheel: ew nerd
Yunyun’s wuvy: OMG SHUT IT XIANGLING
Les Miserables: In my opinion, I don’t think lovers should be roommates because of uhh… that
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: You heard it too Yun Jin???
Les Miserables: umm no I was just reading. Im in Dorm 1
Red bunnygirl: Yall who are there are lucky :’)))) Im in room 104 in dormitory 2
Major bag alert: HELPP SO YOURE LITERALLY RIGHT BELOW THEM???????????
Red bunnygirl: YEAH😭😭
Smoked in middle school: That means you can hear the bed creaks and shit
Red bunnygirl: EXACTLYYY IDK HOW DID NOELLE SLEEP THROUGH THAT
Has a grudge against scaramouche: Ears of steel
Cooler eyepatch: LMAOAOAOOOOOO
OBJECTION!: Well Im roomies with my own lover and we do nothing of the sort
OBJECTION!: Just depends on who the roommates are. If they’re sexually active all the time then that’s their problem.
The prettiest bard: OOH WHAT IF WE TELL EACH OTHERS ROOMMATE AND LIKE-- DESCRIBE THEM OR SUMN
Granpa: Another game you just invented?
The prettiest bard: yuppers >:))) well not really lol just say who they are
Cooler eyepatch: This is gonna ruin friendships…
The prettiest bard: ITS NOT
Kagamine Len: yall alr know that siblings are alr roommates. I got the worst one in existence
Kagamine Rin: NAHH YOURE THE WORST ONE
Kagamine Len: SHUT YOUR SHIT YOU ALR KNOW IM THE BETTER ROOMMATE
Kagamine Rin: IN YOUR DREAMS
Mothered: Stop it you two,,,,
Boobs: I can not live another day with out seeing the twins fight…
Walked around in school with wet socks: Speaking of bad roommates…
In denial bottom: I AM NOT
Walked around in school with wet socks: You literally don’t know how to use a vaccum
In denial bottom: I DO
Walked around in school with wet socks: ALSO, YOU LITERALLY CAN’T COOK YOU ALMOST BURNED OUR DORM
In denial bottom:
Menace: ARSON????😛😛😛😛
OBJECTION!: HU TAO NOOO
Walked around in school with wet socks: He acts like a princess in our shared dorm like he literally can not do a single chore
In denial bottom: That’s why thoma visits us >:)))
Major Bag alert: YOU RELY ON UR BF TO CLEAN??? BRO???
In denial bottom: NO??? I CLEAN TOO
In denial bottom: YOURE ONE TO TALK
Granpa: Actually,, whenever I visit him, his dorm’s already clean
Major Bag alert: SEE!!!!!
Major Bag alert: Perks of living alone ig✨
Emoer Aroace: That’s no fair why do some of yall live alone?
Jeaannn *moans*: whats wrong with me?
Emoer Aroace:
Emoer Aroace: nothing maam
Raiden Ei’s fangirl: Lmao did she threaten you??
Emoer Aroace: shut it
Jeaannn *moans*: :)))
Mothered: Lisa…
Jeaannn *moans*: finee I’ll stop
The prettiest bard: I’LL START
The prettiest bard: My roommate literally has a corkboard where he solves crimes and shit
Smoked in middle school: OH WITH THE RED STRINGS TOO??
The prettiest bard: YEAH
Budget sherlock holmes: HEYY YOUR SIDE OF THE ROOM IS FILLED WITH EMPTY CANS AND BOTTLES OF ALCOHOL
The prettiest bard: yeah and you ask for some too
Budget sherlock holmes: oh yeah fair lol
Mothered: WHY ARE YOU DRINKING IN THE DORM??
Budget sherlock holmes: OH SHOOT
The prettiest bard: NUH UH
Eyepatch: these fuckers got caught lmao hilarious
The prettiest bard: we drink responsibly ma’am
The prettiest bard: and we’re literally in college. Nothing wrong with that at least I drink in my own room :))
Mothered:
Mothered: ugh you’re right. Cant argue with that
Smoked in Middle school: Holy shit she didn’t fight back
Budget sherlock holmes: WAY TO GO VENTI
Itto’s mom: don’t tell me kazuha comes over there and asks for some too…
Smoked in Middle school: Yeah Hahaha me and Xiao do
Emoest but gay: It’s still within venti’s room so its fine
Smoked in Middle school: Yeah and were all in dorm 2 so no one puked or anything!
Menace: the way yall are defending venti and his wine stash its hilarious we can all tell you guys drink together
The prettiest bard: Childe has a whole vodka collection and you guys are questioning me…
Major bag alert: HOWD YOU KNOW THAT
The prettiest bard:oh Kaeya told me
Eyepatch: HEY YOU SNITCH
Major bag alert: Ugh its not like im hiding it or anything…
Hat guy: ugh gross you sound like a tsundere
Major bag alert: EXCUSE ME????
Tiny leaf girl: oh is that why Scara sometimes goes out after dinner??
Hat Guy:
Mothered: YOURE FROM DORM 1 ???!?!
Hat Guy: That’s why they call Kusanali so she can bring me back to my room
Mentally 500 years old: she’s literally 2x smaller than you,,
Tiny leaf girl: ??? don’t you just stay in Kazuha and Xiao’s room when you’re too drunk
Hat Guy: NO I--
Hat Guy: UGH FUCK THIS
Fireworksboomboom!: bro caught lying in the act
Yunyuns wuvy: Yall suck at least my roommate can cook
Intl. Third wheel: no one said those were for you
Yunyun’s wuvy: yeah and thank you anyways
Intl. Third wheel: 🔪🔪👹👹
Rich mommy: my roommate is my gf
Cooler eyepatch: <333
Eyepatch: OKAY WE GET IT
Emo aroace: youre just salty bc you’re single
Eyepatch: omg no one asked!!
Emo aroace: Im going to smack you
Eyepatch: huh and what are you gonna do abt it?
Emo aroace:
Mothered: What’s Kaeya and Diluc’s room number????
StanTwice: UHHH 301???
Mothered: THEY BETTER NOT BE FIGHTING
Almost died 10 times this semester: Poor ms jean..
Dictionary: BENNETT!! WHAT THOUST LOVELY DAY TO SEE THY FRIEND
Almost died 10 times this semester: Hi everyone!! Hi fischl!!
Qiuqiu’s dovey: Yeah and this is my roommate
Qiuqiu’s dovey: the reason why im good in first aid
Almost died 10 times this semester: Oh I hope I wasn’t a bother..
Qiuqiu’s dovey: Oh no don’t get me wrong you are very much aren’t!
Almost died 10 times this semester: :DD yay!
Yunyun’s wuvy: Yall I love him
Yunyun’s wuvy: so dreamyy..😩😩
Intl. Third wheel: stfu Im gonna put carrots in this tofu dish
Yunyun’s wuvy: NAURR😭😭😭
Ate his own hair: benny…good guy #$./
StanTwice: OH DOES RAZOR KNOW HOW TO TEXT NOW???
Les Miserables: Way to go Razor!!
Ate his own hair: t hak you8 uh
StanTwice: Barbara and Yun Jin ^^
Ate his own hair: #$
Master of tcg: Ive been teaching him in my spare time
Jeaannn *moans*: That’s great to know Cyno ^^
Jeaannn *moans*: oh yeah and you’re roommates right??
Master of tcg: yeah..He’s been a good roommate in case youre wondering ms Lisa
Jeaannn *moans*: and I am very relieved to hear that ^^
Eyepatch: MY TURN
Eyepatch: my roomate sucks so bad
Emo aroace: You’re the one to talk, your bed is nasty
Eyepatch: well your behavior is nasty
Mothered: not another word from you two..
StanTwice: geez Jean is abt to get a stroke just from these two
Jeaannn *moans*: I can feel her stress just from this chat.
Intl. Third wheel: I need to know the folks living alone or I’ll explode
Ate a bird in middle school: That’s too bad
Intl. Third wheel: ARE YOU, MS YAE???
Yunyun’s wuvy: She’s messing with you
Boobs: She and I share dorms
Ate a bird in middle school: aww ei sweetie I was just messing with them..
The prettiest bard: one thing’s for sure, the alchemists live alone because of all that lab equipment
Probably ate chalk in middle school: That is correct.
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: It’s quite lonely living alone.. but I need more space for my lab equipment soo
Emoer aroace: Maybe I should be an alchemist
Eyepatch: nah you might break something
Emoer aroace: The only thing I might break is your skull
Has a grudge against scaramouche: LMAOO
Jeaannn *moans*:
Has 999 pending theses: I have a bad feeling abt this..
Emoer aroace: Sorry maam there’s nothing wrong with you as a roommate
Jeaannn *moans*: thought so
Mothered: Lisa…
Jeaannn *moans*: Okay okay I’ll stop fr this time
Smoked in middle school: I just know Amber and Noelle’s shared room is the cleanest in dorm 2
Red Bunnygirl: IT ISS!! THANK GOD I HAVE NOELLE AS A ROOMIE
Has the cleanest room in the dorm: I’m also glad to have you as a roomate Amber ^^
Eyepatch: How are we holding @Eula
Gay4Amber: stfu that was a wholesome interaction between roommates
Fireworksboomboom!!: Yea kaeya why are you putting malice on that cute interaction!! shame on you!
Eyepatch: I WASN’T TF😭
The prettiest bard: lmao Kaeya u suck
Eyepatch: fuck off venti
Budget Sherlock holmes: I heard faruzan lives alone
Mentally 500 years old: Yeah and?
Kagamine Rin: whaaatt howw??? you’re from haravatat???
Mentally 500 years old: And how does me being a Haravatat student have anything to do with roommates 😭😭
Mentally 500 years old: If that's the case then you would be surprised abt aratakki itto bc he lives alone
In denial bottom: HOW THE HELL--
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: idk the school just said that its best for my roommates to not room with me:’)))
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: is it a bad thing?
Rotten fish: I thought shinobu’s your roommate?
Itto’s mom: nope I’m with Eula. But the school was worried bc he might headlock his roommate and kill them by accident
The prettiest bard: LMAO
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: Not what I was expecting🤣
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: WHAT NO WAYY
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: IM NO MURDERER! IM ARATAKKI ITTO, THE SWEETHEART DARLING ITTO!
Raiden Ei’s fangirl: What kind of nasty made-up nickname is that
Ate a pigeon in middle school: I almost cried after reading that
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: >:,((((
Budget sherlock holmes: more importantly-- how did childe convince the staff to make him live alone???
Major bag alert: OH WOW SO YALL ARE NOT WORRIED ABT HOW DID SCARA’S ASS GET TO LIVE ALONE??
Has a grudge against scaramouche: WHAT
Menace: NO WAY
Hat Guy: Ya’ll suck that’s why
Has a grudge against scaramouche:MAN FUCK OFF IM BETTER THAN YOU
Hat Guy: SAID NO ONE EVER
Tiny leaf girl: Actually the story behind that one is I’m supposed to room with him. But unfortunately, the staff wanted me to live alone so they left his roommate slot blank.
Tiny leaf girl: But they compensated by assigning his room next to mine so that I can keep him in watch.
Smoked in middle school: Honestly, he sleeps over at our dorm so much that I forgot he has his own dorm
Hat guy: shut it Kazuha
Emoest but gay: He’s right tho
Emoest but gay: Maybe I should take your room instead
Hat guy: In your dreams, fucker
Budget sherlock holmes: actually don’t because I doubt our tsun-tsun xiao wants to be more than 5 ft away than his beloved
Emoest but gay: STFU HEIZOU
Eyepatch: oh?👀
Ate a pigeon in middle school: whats the teaa sistersss🍵
Emoest but gay: No tea. Nothing
The prettiest bard: AWWEHEHE XIAOOOOOO~~ WHO IS IT
Emoest but gay:
Emoest but gay: Not telling
Smoked in middle school: LMAO NOT THE BLANK TEXT
Hat Guy: Denial is a river in egypt
Emoest but gay: … you fuckers really wont let me breathe
Smoked in middle school: idk what ur talking about. Air is free