the conclusion
Hoes
6:00 pm
Walked around in school with wet socks:… I hope theyre done.. its been more than 5 hours
Kagamine Rin: Where are you rn??
Walked around in school with wet socks: Kokomi and Sara’s shared dorm. Im so happy Kokomi’s welcoming .. Sara doesn’t seem to mind
Your local plant teacher: That’s great to know ^^
The prettiest bard: Theyre probably at the finishing part
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: and how did YOU know
The prettiest bard: just guessing
Emoest but gay: icb I tolerate this guy
The prettiest bard: its such an honor that THEEE Xiao, the hottest of them all, tolerate me
Emoest but gay: stfu
The prettiest bard: That’s our love language you guys
Budget sherlock holmes: you guys aren’t even dating
Smoked in middle school: ……yet
Emoest but gay: Kazuha stfu
Kagamine Len: but fr
Kagamine Len: what made the school think it was a good decision to make siblings dorm together
Kagamine Rin: AND WYM BY THAT MF??
Kagamine Len: YOU’RE THE WORST ROOMMATE IN EXISTENCE🤬
Kagamine Rin: SAYS WHO. YOU EAT A LOT OF SHIT WITHOUT LEAVING SOME FOR ME I LIVE THERE TOO YOU FUCKER
Kagamine Len: STFU LUMINE U KEEP STEALING MY FOOD
Kagamine Rin: ITS CALLED SHARING, AND YOU DON’T DO THAT SHIT
Kagamine Len: I DIDN’T EVEN AGREE TO SHARE IT OMFG
Mothered: Me and Barbara are doing fine though
Fireworksboomboom!: Same with the Kamisatos. Honestly when it's just the two of them, the dorm’s just.. quiet
Has 999 pending theses: and when they’re not alone…?
Fireworksboomboom!: …no comment abt that
Reverse Xingqiu: I don’t want to know what is happening in Diluc and Kaeya’s
Jeaannn *moans*: I can tell you that there’s a lot of arguing and door slamming
Jeaannn *moans*: Kaeya likes picking on Diluc bc the man gets pissed off easily
Mentally 500 years old: Talk about anger issues…
Rotten Fish: IS SARA IN HERE??
The prettiest bard: HUH ARENT YOU ROOMMATES
Itto’s Mom: why is her nickname… actually yk what nvm
Rotten Fish: no no no I’m gorou. She left her phone in the dojo
Rotten Fish: Tell Sara to tell kokomi to come get it at the dorm lobby
Walked around in school with wet socks: This is Kokomi. Thank you for your thoughtfulness Gorou ^^ I’ll be on my way to pick it up🥰
Rotten Fish: NP!! Also who’s walked around in..?
Walked around in school with wet socks: Oh this is Ayaka ^^ The nicknames are just… questionable
Rotten Fish: oh.. am I in this gc?? haven't checked my phone yet
Rotten Fish: … and I have a pretty good idea what my nickname is
The prettiest bard: OH?? THEN GO CHECK
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: Ok let me take a look
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: ?!??@?@??@#^^!&
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: HOW DO I LEAVE
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: AND NO I DON’T
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: WHATS A BODY PILLOW EVEN
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: HELP ME
Rotten Fish: LMAO
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: PLEASE MISS KOKOMI NOT NOW
Raiden Ei’s fangirl: DESERVED
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: STFU SARA
Smoked in middle school: Lmao
Budget sherlock holmes: how do you feel Mr. Kaedehara? Someone’s pining over you
Smoked in middle school: no comment
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: whats a body pillow?
Itto’s mom: of all the things youd be asking, its that
Kagamine Len: Im getting a headache @Venti can we just please reveal ourselves
The prettiest bard: lol no
Ate a pigeon in Middle school: its funnier that way
Intl. Third wheel: we all know you’re Yae tho..
Ate a pigeon in middle school: I was good at disguising myself tho
Kagamine Len: then who do we have so far?
The prettiest bard: OK SO WE HAVE:
Kagamine Len:Aether
Kagamine Rin: Lumine
Ate a pigeon in middle school: Yae
Probably ate a chalk in kindergarten: Albedo
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: Sucrose
Emo aroace: Diluc
Emoer Aroace: Rosaria
Emoest but gay: my bby Xiao
Budget sherlock holmes: Heizou
Smoked in middle school: Kazuha
Intl. Third wheel: Xiangling
Qiuqiu’s dovey: Chongyun
Yunyun’s wuvy: Xingqiu
Secretly girly: Dehya
Mother of Aaru: Candace
Tripped on her first dance recital: Nilou
Mothered: Jean
Jeaannn *moans*: Lisa
Red Bunnygirl: Amber
Gay4Amber:Eula
Master of tcg: Cyno
Your local plant teacher: Tighnari
In denial bottom: Ayato
That person’s top: Thoma
Walked around in school with wet socks: Ayaka
Fireworksboomboom!: Yoimiya
Menace: Hutao
OBJECTION!: Yanfei
Granpa: Zhongli
Boobs: Ei
Tiny leaf girl: Nahida
Major bag alert: Child(e)
Rich mommy: Ningguang
Cooler eyepatch: Beidou
Eyepatch: Kaeya
Cocogoat: Ganyu
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: Itto
Rotten fish: Kokomi
Raiden Ei’s fangirl: Sara
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: Gorou
Dry mf: Alhaitham
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: Kaveh
Hat Guy: Scaramouche
The pretiest bard: yea that’s all the rest,, feel free to guess
Kagamine Len: 20 more???? @everyone show yourselves
Dictionary: I refuse
Hat Guy: you came out either way.. Humans are so stupid
Has a grudge against scaramouche: SAYS YOU
Hat Guy: WHO TF
Hat Guy: HOW DARE YOU HAVE A GRUDGE AGAINST ME
Has a grudge against scaramouche: I don’t like short ppl
Hat Guy: Fuck you
Ate his own hair: #
Eyepatch: ????? who???
Dictionary: Thou ist curious who is that being?? that is thy acquaintance, Razor! He’s a precious companion and is not proficient in maneuvering the thing which you lowlifes call: the phone!
Has a grudge against scaramouche: yea that’s fischl alright
Dictionary: You must be Mona, thou is the only person thy know who hast an engulfing grudge against sir scaramouche
Hat guy: I fucking knew it
Has a grudge against scaramouche: I hope you’re aware you’re ugly as fuck
Hat guy: And I hope you choke on your lunch later
Mothered: No more death threats please..
Yunyun’s wuvy: whos @Reverse Xingqiu?
Reverse Xingqiu: aint this a guessing game? Go guess
Yunyun’s wuvy: IM TRYINGG
Was detained for holding a concert in school at 1 am: wha-
Intl Third wheel: HELP ME WHY IS YOUR NICNAME OBNOXIOUSLY LONG
Was detained for holding a concert in school at 1 am: DAMN IDFK EITHER I DIDN’T SET THIS
Menace: DETAINED??? EVEN I CANT GET INTO THAT
Was detained for holding a concert in school at 1 am: I was released easily. Thak god Yanfei exists
OBJECTION: My pleasure ^^ please don’t do that next time
Was detained for holding a concert in school at 1 am: HECK YEA YOU CAN COUNT ON ME !!!!
Rich Mommy: I assume that’s Xinyan, the Student government received a letter from the police station about that incident.
Was detained for holding a concert in school at 1 am: yeah mb mb abt that pal. Wont happen again I promise!
Les Miserables: How did my nickname correlate to myself..??
The prettiest bard: Oh yk…. theater…
Les Miserables: ok valid point
Mentally 500 years old: Im the best at hiding myself I’ve been chatting here for so long and no one guessed who I am yet
Has 999 pending theses: same. I feel proud kinda
Mentally 500 years old: OH FOUND YOU!! YOU'RE MY SWEET JUNIOR LAYLA
Has 999 pending theses: MADAM FARUZAN????
Mentally 500 years old: FUCK
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: OK NOW I THOUGHT THAT’S ZHONGLI IT WAS MADAM FARUZAN ???
Almost died 10 times this semester: I hope I’m not interrupting…
Red bunnygirl: OH PLEASE DON’T WORRY BENNY!!! YOU'RE NOT INTERRUPTING :DDD
StanTwice: WE’RE GLAD TO HAVE YOU BENNETT <333
Les Miserables: OMG STAN TWICE!!!
StanTwice: YESS!!!!
Mothered: Oh I can tell youre barbara,, you always play their music when youre at home
StanTwice: oh hehe hi Jean!!
Was detained for holding a concert in school at 1 am: AYE YUNJIN!!!! IK THAT’S YOU
Les Miserables: Hi Xinyan ^^
Was detained for holding a concert in school at 1 am: :>>>
Kagamine Len: WHO ELSE WHO ELSE
Has the cleanest room in the dorm: oh?? this is the first time I’ve heard this
The prettiest bard: heard what?
Has the cleanest room in the dorm: that I have the cleanest room.
The prettiest bard:…. its because you always clean
Has the cleanest room in the dorm: I like keeping my room in order ^^ it removes my stress
Eyepatch: I wish I have that kind of mentality
Emo aroace: if you think so then clean your fucking side of the room
Eyepatch: now that you say it, I don’t wanna do it :))
Emo aroace: I swear to fucking god
Red bunnygirl: NOT AGAIN
Has the cleanest room in the dorm: oh sir Kaeya If you have difficulty cleaning, I can come and help out ^^ free of charge
Eyepatch: oh that’s Noelle lol im convinced
Has the cleanest room in the dorm:??? I am Noelle.....? Is there something wrong??
The prettiest bard: nothing you’re doing great sweetie :>>
Has the cleanest room in the dorm: Thankyou Venti ^^
Smoked in middle school: He wished that was directed to him
Budget sherlock holmes: lmao @Emoest but gay do you need aloe vera for that remark
Emoest but gay: OMFG STFU U TWO
The prettiest bard: XIAOOOAOOOOOO~~~ <333333
Emoest but gay: fuck off
Cynonari’s love child: tsundere
Your local plant teacher: WJO’S WHAT’S LOVECHILD
Your local plant teacher: ????!?@?@@^^$@%^
Master of tcg: oh lol hi Collei
Cynonari’s love child: I shouldn’t have said something….
Red bunnygirl: COLLEIIIII HIIII
Cynonari’s love child: AMBER!!! HIIII
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: COLLEI!! LONG TIME NO SEE
Cynonari’s love child: SUCROSE! SAME TO YOU TOO
Cynonari’s love child: WE SHOULD EAT LUNCH TGETHER LATER
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: I’d love that :DD
Red bunnygirl: SAME!! ME AND EULA WITLL BE THERE
Probably ate chalk in kindergarten: Im so glad Sucrose made new friends...
Eyepatch: ikr im like her proud parent :’)))
Probably ate chalk in kindergarten: who’s your spouse then
Eyepatch: You ;)
Probably ate chalk in kindergarten:
Emoer aroace: that was gross
Eyepatch: OMG SHUT UP ROSARIA U RUINED IT
Shenhe: huh
Menace: WHY IS SHENHE THE ONLY NORMAL ONE HELPP😭😭
OBJECTION!: IKR UNFAIR😭
The prettiest bard: oh I forgot abt her
Major bag alert: NAURR☠️☠️
Reverse Xingqiu: oh shenhe? I thought you wouldn’t be here with… them
Major bag alert: whats wrong with us
Reverse Xingqiu: idk you tell me fatui
Granpa: be nice..
Reverse Xingqiu: yea yea whatever
Shenhe: who’s yunyun’s wuvy?
Yunyun’s wuvy:
Qiuqiu’s dovey: oh hi auntie ^^
Shenhe: Oh hi chongyun ^^ I suppose you’re still together with…him
Yunyun’s wuvy: 😭😭😭😭😭
Intl. Third wheel: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yunyun’s wuvy: OMG XIANGLING STFU😭
Qiuqiu’s dovey: Yes auntie ^^ I love him with all my heart. ik you don’t approve of it but we will prove to you that he’s my one and only love
Shenhe: I have no say for what you do in your love life.. I’m sorry for showing my distaste
Yunyun’s wuvy: It’s okay ms Shenhe :)) I’ll take care of your nephew. Anything for him and for his family
Emoer aroace: Ugh I won’t deny this melted my heart
Eyepatch: OH??? ROSARIA BITCHES ERA???
Emoer aroace: fuck off alberich
Kagamine Len: IS THAT ALL
Major Bag alert: NOPE
Major Bag alert: @Zhongli’s no. 1 fan WHO???????? 💢💢
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: FUCKK OFF IM ALR SHUTTING UP LEAVE ME ALONE CHILDE
Cocogoat: oh that’s Keqing ^^
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: ..ganyu…
Cocogoat: ???
Major Bag alert: SIDE EYE😒
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: YK IM BETTER THAN YOU
Major Bag alert: EXCUSE ME🔪🔪🔪
Granpa: Stop the both of you
Granpa: and Keqing, thank you I appreciate your admiration ^^
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: eye--
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: Im not --
In denial bottom: someone’s more in denial than me
Walked around school with wet socks: pfff nope you’re ranked 1
In denial bottom: MY GOD AYAKA SHUT IT😭
Fireworksboomboom!!: OH DID YOU TOP????
Raiden Ei’s fangirl: THAT’S YOUR FIRST QUESTION????????
That person’s top: oh for a bit lol but he sucked so I took over :))
Gay4Amber: TMI
Emoer aroace: WE DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW
6 pack abs but 0 braincells:
6 pack abs but 0 braincells: whats a top and bottom
Itto’s mom: eye--
Itto’s mom: you don’t need to know
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: its for your own good Itto
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: OMG PLS CHAGE THIS VENTI I DON’T HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM ANYMORE
The prettiest bard: Oh?? then with who so I can change it accordingly
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: IM NO FOOL, BARD. I WONT TELL NOTHING
The prettiest bard: awwww