And the chaos continues...
Hoes
8:00 am
The prettiest bard: Who here are music majors?
Was detained for holding a concert in school at 1 am: ME & YUN JIN
Was detained for holding a concert in school at 1 am: WHY WHATS UP?
The prettiest bard: oh can you tell the professor im running late?? I have some errands to do
Budget sherlock holmes: If you think buying McNuggets is an errand then I doubt the professor will even excuse your tardiness
The prettiest bard: WOW RUDE STFU HEIZOU
Was detained for holding a concert in school at 1 am: HAHAHAHA
Was detained for holding a concert in school at 1 am: aight nw pal I’ll cover for ya
The prettiest bard: YAY TY XINYAN I OWE YOU ONE!!!
Kagamine Rin: why are you even--
The prettiest bard: it’s a lifestyle
Emo aroace: not surprised at this point
Kagamine Len: SPEAKING OF-- WE HAVENT COVERED EVERYONE FROM YESTERDAY
Cooler Eyepatch: ugh do we have to we can just let Mona fortune tell who they are
Has a grudge against scaramouche: I don’t need to use ASTROLOGY to guess that type of shit
Has a grudge against scaramouche: and it is NOT fortune telling
Cooler Eyepatch: yeah yea whatever still the same thing to me
Will either heal or kill you: As someone from the Clinic Committee, I DO NOT resort to killing anyone, especially my patients. This nickname is untrue
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: You almost killed Itto though,,,
Will either heal or kill you: I had a reason
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: why is everyone mean to me
Raiden Ei’s fangirl: bc youre stupid
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: I hate you >:(((((
Raiden Ei’s fangirl: I’ll take that as a compliment
Menace: LMAO IS THAT BAIZHU
Will either heal or kill you: Why hello to you too Hu tao
Menace: (@Yanfei is that /sarc)
OBJECTION!: (idk either girl)
Will either heal or kill you: I have 2 people in the exception list for that
Menace: ik im one of them smh baizhu’s such a dud
Will either heal or kill you: better be safe and stop going near the clinic
Menace: BITCH WHAT IF IM INJURED
Will either heal or kill you: sounds like a you problem
Granpa: Don’t worry Ms Hu I’ll be the one in charge of your injuries. You did a lot to help me ^^ I’ll return the favor
Menace:
Menace: AAAAAAAAAAA THANKS POPS!!!! YOURE THE BEST!!!
Will either heal or kill you: tsk
Menace: WOW RUDE FUCK YOU TOO BAIZHU
Mothered: OK THAT’S ENOUGH BICKERING
Mothered: No matter how big the grudge is, you do not deny a patient when they are injured
Mothered: Understood?
Will either heal or kill you: Yes Ms Jean. I apologize
Reverse Xingqiu: lol imagine being scolded by the Council President
Will either heal or kill you: shut up Yelan
Menace: WHAT
OBJECTION: HUH
Qiuqiu’s dovey: HOW
Cooler Eyepatch: *eats popcorn
Rich mommy: *takes popcorn out of her mouth and makes out w/ her
Gay4Amber: YUCK
Red Bunnygirl: HELP EULA BEAT ME TO IT
Eyepatch: damn even I’m disgusted
Cooler Eyepatch: stfu Kaeya im cooler than you bc I have a gf
Eyepatch: dAMN NO NEED TO RUB IN MY FACE THAT IM SINGLE
Eyepatch: IM SO SEXY I CAN PULL MYSELF A LOVER EASILY
Emo aroace: lol
Eyepatch: MAN FUCK OFF
Yunyun’s wuvy: HOW TF IS YELAN A REVERSE OF ME?
The prettiest bard: yk
The prettiest bard: her hair is inverted to yours
The prettiest bard: shes a woman
The prettiest bard: and shes tall
Intl. Third wheel: LMAO HE CALLED YOU SHORT
Yunyun’s wuvy: STFU XIANGLING YOURE LITERALLY SHORTER THAN ME
Kagamine Rin: damn wasn’t expecting Yelan for that
Kagamine Len: who’d you think it was?
Kagamine Rin: I actually don’t know lol
The prettiest bard: That’s pretty much everyone sooo
The prettiest bard: THE GAME IS OVER
The prettiest bard: OH WAIT NAUR I FORGOT ABT SAYU AND MIKA
Jeaannn *moans*: WHY TF IS MIKA HERE
Jeaannn *moans*: MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD IS TOO INNOCENT FOR THIS HELLHOLE
Gay4Amber: I’m beyond surprised that he’s even here
Got lost in campus on his first day: ?? @The prettiest bard How’d you know about this??? me being lost on my 1st day that is…
The prettiest bard: Oh im the one who helped you remember?
Got lost in campus on his first day: Oh venti right?? Thank you for that btw I wasn’t able to pay you back ^^
The prettiest bard: nahh dw abt it ^^
Jeaannn *moans*: Hello mika ^^ How’s club activities
Got lost in campus on his first day: umm…
Mothered: please ignore the nicknames.. I’m Jean and that was Lisa
Got lost in campus on his first day: Oh! Hello Ms Jean and Lisa ^^ Club activities were fine Eula and Amber helped a lot :>
Jeaannn *moans*: That’s lovely to hear
Gremlin: ugh why are you people so noisy do you not know what sleep is
That person’s top: Its 8:00 am?? we have class soon
Gremlin: And?
That person’s top: …
Ate a pigeon in middle school: Oh sayu dear, one of my club mates was looking for you
Gremlin:
Gremlin: I don’t even wanna know who you are, weirdo
Ate a pigeon in middle school: Don’t make me come up to you ik you are on the sakura tree 2nd nearest to the entrance :))
Gremlin:
Gremlin: how did you--
Gremlin: and why did you eat--
Boobs: it was my pet canary too :((
Ate a pigeon in middle school: *I* DIDN’T EAT IT
Ate a pigeon in middle school: IT WAS MY
Ate a pigeon in middle school: YK
Ate a pigeon in middle school: YOU PEOPLE WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND
Yunyun’s wuvy: Ms Yae speaking in all caps is something I’d never expect
Boobs: yea she always speaks so formally
Has 999 pending these: imagine being so pressed
Has 999 pending these: denying the bird eater allegations??
Ate a pigeon in middle school: Oh my bad pardon my rudeness. As for my nickname, I’ll leave it to your imaginations :))
Yunyun’s wuvy: I hope you at least grilled the canary
Ate a pigeon in middle school: stfu xingqiu
Gremlin: Ugh gross I’m heading back to bed
Smoked in middle school: Oh but didn’t the professor tell you that if you miss his period again you’ll repeat the whole year?
Gremlin: UGH FINE I’LL HEAD TO MY CLASSROOM
That person’s top: AS YOU SHOULD BE ???????
Hoes
11:30 am
Eyepatch: UGH WHY IS THE LECTURE NOT DONE YET
Emo aroace: WHY TF ARE YOU CHATTING IN CLASS
Eyepatch: GODDAMN LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONCE YOU EMO ASS
Emo aroace: im gonna punch you
Eyepatch: try me
Cooler Eyepatch: OOHHH A FIGHT A FIGHT
The prettiest bard: GRAB THE CAMERA @Budget sherlock holmes
Budget sherlock holmes: AIGHT
Major: ALL RIGHTY PEOPLE THE STARTING BET IS 5$
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: WHAT IS HAPPENING
Hat Guy: Eyepatch won’t stand a chance, I vote for mr dawn winery
Cooler Eyepatch: Same
Master of tcg: my bet is also on Diluc
Kagamine Rin: GO KAEYA BLIND HIM WITH YOUR TITS
Kagamine Len: LMAO LUMINE WHAT
Menace: THE WAY I ALMOST STOOD UP JUST TO SEE THIS FIGHT
Menace: THIS IS A GREAT OPPURTUNITY FOR MY BUSINESS !!
OBJECTION!: WHAT IS GOING ON
Raiden Ei’s fangirl: Can you people at least wait until class is over
The prettiest bard: lol no
Probably ate chalk in kindergarten: Relax. no fighting will happen
Probably ate chalk in kindergarten: Kaeya stay in your seat
Eyepatch:
Eyepatch: Yessir
Emoer aroace: lol simp
Eyepatch: STFU ROSARIA
The prettiest bard: awwww damn :(((
Menace: ngl I was willing to leave class just to see two people fight in the halls
Budget sherlock holmes: same
Major Bag alert: I would be willing to be in charge of bets
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: Don’t you have enough money?
Major Bag alert: ????? I’ll just hold on to it??? Im not even gonna keep it in my pockets bruh
Dry mf: He’s just jealous because he’s in deep debt
Has 999 pending theses: damn
Smoked in middle school: ouch..
Alhaitham’s secret roomie: OMFG FUCK YOU ALHAITHAM
Dry mf: see you in the janitor’s closet then :)))
Alhaitham’s secret roomie:
Cynonari’s love child: WHAT DID I JUST RUN INTO
Your local plant teacher: OMG COLLEI COVER YOUR EYES PLEASE
Master of tcg: a little too late for that nari..
Emoer aroace: ugh why am I even here
The prettiest bard: to suffer :))
Emoer aroace: istg one more and I’m gonna strangle you
The prettiest bard: Nopeee only xiao can choke me :))
Emoest but gay: fuck off venti
The prettiest bard: :’(((
Smoked in middle school: (folks we have a situation)
Hat guy: (whats up?)
Smoked in middle school: (our man’s face is colored crimson)
Budget sherlock holmes: (I have a hypothesis chief)
Hat guy: (speak)
Budget sherlock holmes: (hes a S I M P )
Emoest but gay: STFU YOU THREE
Fireworksboomboom!!: HELPP THE INTERACTION MADE ME CRY
Hoes
12:00 mn
6 pack abs but 0 braincells: is water wet?
Itto’s mom: Itto go to sleep
6 pack abs but 0 braincells: IS IT??
Raiden ei’s fangirl: I wanna bash my head into a wall
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: emo much?
Raiden ei’s fangirl: how about you fantasize your tail first before minding my business
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: UGH I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH WITH HIM ANYMORE
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: @Venti PLEASE FIX I BEG
The prettiest bard: YOURE NOT EVEN TELLING ME WHO THE NEW ONE IS
Uses his tail as a body pillow of Kazuha: UGH FUCK YOU FORGET IT..
6 pack abs but 0 braincells: No one answered my question
Rich mommy: It’s 12 midnight--
6 pack abs but 0 braincells: I won’t sleep till I get answers >:((
Secretly Girly: Someone get the strong sleeping pills from baizhu’s clinic
Will either heal or kill you: Stay tf away from it
Menace: cranky much?
Will either heal or kill you: I’m going to drown you
Menace: make me I have a lawyer
Will either heal or kill you: As if Yanfei will defend you for that
OBJECTION!: I would actually but go on
Menace: HAH! IN UR FACE
Major bag alert: THE GRUDGE AGAINST HU TAO IS INSANE
Dictionary: I profusely disagree!! Mona’s been going on for years against sir scaramouche
Hat guy: She’s too pussy to even fight me
Has a grudge against scaramouche: I alr kicked your balls before, wanna repeat that again
Hat guy: make me you bitch
Has a grudge against scaramouche: I hope the demons under your bed eat and skin you alive
Jeaann *moans* WOAH WOAH WOA CHILL--
Mentally 500 years old: AYO DID ANYONE HEAR THAT
In denial bottom: hear what?
Ate a pigeon in middle school: HELPP WHY IS AYATO AWAKE
In denial bottom: I CANT BE??
Fireworksboomboom!: ITS 12 ???
Boobs: Your little sister is asleep can’t you be more like her?
Walked around school in wet socks: says who?
The prettiest bard: LMAO DID THOMATO JUST FINISHED DOING IT??
That person’s top: no? Im in my room
Mentally 500 years old: AGAIN HAHAHAHAHA
Cynonari’s love child: Madam Faruzan can you please just specify?? We don’t get it
Mentally 500 years old: I think its best for little collei to go back to sleep. This is not worth your time sweetie
Cynonari’s love child: … if you say so
Emoer aroace: So?
Mentally 500 years old: I HEARD SKIN SOUNDS AND SUS NOISES
The prettiest bard: AYO???
Budget sherlock holmes: HAHAHA WHAT
Emoer aroace: ew
Eyepatch: HELPP I CAN HEAR IT TOO
Kagamine Len: …
Kagamine Len: wanna bet?
Kagamine Rin: aight >:))
Kagamine Rin: That’s def Cynonari
Kagamine Len: NAHH 40 BUCKS ITS KAVEHTHAM
Jeaann *moans*: NOT YOU TWO BETTING AGAIN
Shenhe:
Shenhe: Perhaps this is the wrong time
Has 999 pending theses: Yea definitely
6 pack abs but 0 braincells:
6 pack abs but 0 braincells: so is water wet?
Tiny leaf girl: Water is moist in the sense that it is a liquid that flows easily due to its low viscosity, which is caused by its molecules being rather loosely connected together. The sensation of dampness is mostly induced by evaporation, and water has a relatively high latent heat of vaporisation. Water, on the other hand, should not be wet because wetness is defined as a liquid's capacity to attach to the surface of a solid, therefore when we say something is wet, we mean that the liquid is adhering to the surface of a substance. Since water is water, logically speaking then it is not wet.
6 pack abs but 0 braincells: …
6 pack abs but 0 braincells: so?
Tiny leaf girl: ….. I give up