Genshin Chatfics (Very calm /s)

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Genshin Chatfics (Very calm /s)
Characters
Scaramouche (Genshin Impact), Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact), Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Raiden Ei | Baal, Neuvillette (Genshin Impact), Wriothesley (Genshin Impact), Furina (Genshin Impact), Raiden Ei | Baal/Yae Miko, Ganyu/Keqing (Genshin Impact), Ganyu (Genshin Impact), Keqing (Genshin Impact), Charlotte (Genshin Impact), Arataki Itto, Shikanoin Heizou, Dehya (Genshin Impact), Alhaitham (Genshin Impact), Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Albedo/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Eula (Genshin Impact), Kuki Shinobu, Amber/Eula (Genshin Impact), Albedo (Genshin Impact), Xingqiu (Genshin Impact), Cyno/Tighnari (Genshin Impact), Venti/Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Beidou/Ningguang (Genshin Impact), Layla (Genshin Impact), Lisa (Genshin Impact), Jean (Genshin Impact), Lyney (Genshin Impact), Lynette (Genshin Impact), Clorinde (Genshin Impact), Navia (Genshin Impact), Sucrose (Genshin Impact), Chongyun/Xingqiu (Genshin Impact), Venti (Genshin Impact), Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Chongyun (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Hu Tao (Genshin Impact), Ningguang (Genshin Impact), Beidou (Genshin Impact), Kaedehara Kazuha, Kamisato Ayato, Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Xiangling (Genshin Impact), Hu Tao/Yanfei (Genshin Impact), Yanfei (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact), Diluc (Genshin Impact), Rosaria (Genshin Impact), Shenhe (Genshin Impact), Thoma (Genshin Impact), Sigewinne (Genshin Impact), Tighnari (Genshin Impact), Faruzan (Genshin Impact), Candace (Genshin Impact), Alhaitham & Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Kamisato Ayato/Thoma, Nahida (Genshin Impact), Yelan (Genshin Impact), Kirara (Genshin Impact)
Summary
Im bored so have thisSetting: Genshin Modern Au
Note
WOAH MY FIRST AO3 UPLOAD LMAOI wrote this after i fought with my parents so ig this is what we call coping mechanism :PPPANYWAYS ENJOY!
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Guessing who's who pt 2

Hoes

9:00 am

Ate a pigeon in middle school: Who decided on my nickname?

Ate a pigeon in middle school: I wanna let you know it was not a pigeon it was a canary

Ate a pigeon in middle school: If you wanted to reveal my secrets at least get your facts straight

Kagamine Rin: YOU DIDN’T EVEN DENY THAT U ATE A BIRD IM CRYING

Kagamine Len: SHUSH SHE PROBABLY COOKED IT BEFORE EATING IT

Ate a pigeon in middle school: No comment

Kagamine Len: ????????????????

Yunyun’s wuvy: She’s just messing with you

Ate a pigeon in middle school: what an attentive young lad. You knew who I was?

Ate a pigeon in middle school: also please don’t reveal my identity its funnier that way

Yunyun’s wuvy: Copy Maam

The prettiest bard: Also its more funnier if other people guess who’s who instead of ya’ll actually revealing yourselves :((

In denial bottom: THEN WHY IS MY NICKNAME LIKE THIS HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO I AM

The prettiest bard: youll see ;DD

In denial bottom: I--

In denial bottom: I’m not even a bottom…

Dry mf: is what HE said but I topped him either way

Alhaitham’s secret roomie: PLEASE-- JUST PLEASE NOT HERE ALHAITHAM😭

Emoer aroace: I’m gonna throw my phone away please stop

Jeaannn *moans*: Rosaria’s getting cranky

Emoer aroace: shut up Lisa

Qiuqiu’s dovey: THAT’S LISA ?!?!?!?!

Yunyun’s wuvy: YOU JUST KNEW ?!?!!?

Gay4Amber: WHY IS LISA’S--

Eyepatch: WHY IS YOURS ??????

On her 10th cup of coffee: Venti what are these nicknames

The prettiest bard: cmon yours is true

On her 10th cup of coffee: fair enough

Cooler Eyepatch: I still don’t know who that coffee girl is

Eyepatch: and I still don’t know who you are. wHO ELse is cooler than ME???

Probably ate chalk in kindergarden: Beidou obviously

Rich mommy: that’s supposed to be my line but thank you mr chalk eater

The prettiest bard: LMAO MR CHALK EATER

Probably ate chalk in kindergarden: My pleasure Ms Ningguang

On her 10th cup of coffee: How is this person not dead

Probably ate chalk in kindergarden: ah you must be Sucrose. I just saw you about to get your eleventh cup

On her 10th cup of coffee: MR ALBEDO??

Eyepatch: THAT’S ALBEDO???????

Eyepatch: AND YOURE SUCROSE ??????

Emo aroace: I had a stroke reading Kaeya’s stupidity

Eyepatch: yeah stfu emo ass

Emo aroace: don’t even try coming in our room later

Eyepatch: try me I’ll bring a kitchen knife

Mothered: ALRIGHT STOP THE BOTH OF YOU I DO NOT PERMIT MURDER WIHTIN THE DORMITORIES

Menace: ACTUALLY PLEASE CONTINUE MY BUSINESS WILL STRIVE

OBJECTION: HUTAO

Boobs: umm..

Secretly girly: HELPP WHY IS SOMEONE’S NICKNAME JUST ‘BOOBS’ LIKE--

Secretly girly: Also its not a secret I’m girly

Secretly girly: or whatever. I don’t get my nickname

Tripped on her first dance recital: Maybe because on the outside, you look intimidating and scary but when we actually see you, youre fixing up your hair and make up and your fashion sense is probably the best one I’ve seen

Mentally 500 years old : I saw her wear leg warmers one time, and the typical Korean street fashion. Honestly I’d want that kind of fit.

Secretly girly: You know who I am??

Tripped on her first dance recital: Aren’t you Dehya?

Secretly girly: OHH YOURE NILOU!! THAT’S WHY YOU KNEW

Cynonari’s love child: ..You tripped on your first dance recital?? ;-;

Tripped on her first dance recital: pretty embarassing but first times are always embarassing! You just have to improve everyday to prevent these accidents ^^

Mother of Aaru: My god I love her

Secretly girly: Don’t we all

Has 999 pending theses: Can I marry you

Master of tcg: wow everyone loves Nilou

Your local plant teacher: then how about you?

Master of tcg: I love you more

Emoer aroace: I wanna kms

Mothered: Please don’t…

Boobs: Is Yae here?

The prettiest bard: idk man she’s probably lurking so that no one can guess her nickname

Boobs: I can tell shes @Ate a pigeon in middle school. The bird she ate was my pet canary

Ate a pigeon in middle school: EI SWEETIE YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO

Kagamine Len: IT WAS YAE ??!?%^w&@*!

Smoked in middle school: WHAT

In denial bottom: HUH

Hat Guy: disgusting Im so glad im not associated with them..

Boobs: hey son ^^ how was school

Hat Guy: 1. fuck off 2. you disowned me 3. stay away from me you freak

Boobs: in one of your phases I see..

Hat Guy: The only parental figure I have is Kusanali. You can go fuck off

Tiny leaf girl: oh so you DO see me as a parental figure?

Hat Guy:

Hat Guy: @The prettiest bard I beg you please make me leave

The prettiest bard: Lol no

Hat Guy: fuck you

The prettiest bard: Pass only Xiao can fuck me

Red bunnygirl: ew

Dictionary: How indecent..

Ate his own hair: A

Eyepatch: ITS ALWAYS AMBER😭😭

Red bunnygirl: I’m the only sane person here

Gay4Amber: Don’t be too sure about that 😏

Red bunnygirl: ?????? idk what u mean whoever you are 😭

Probably ate chalk in kindergarden: You seriously don’t know?

Red bunnygirl: ??????

Gay4Amber: I’ll come over to your dorm later :)

Red bunnygirl: ARE YOU GOING TO ROB ME???

Gay4Amber: WHAT NO

Eyepatch: I feel sorry for eula..

Jeaannn *moans*: tell me about it…

Emoer aroace: I don’t

The prettiest bard: no one asked

Emoer aroace: I’m this close to actually murdering you, you twink better watch yourself

Mothered: Why are there so many death threats…

Menace: Business is blooming~

Granpa: Ms Hu please behave…

Menace: Aight pops o7

Emoest but gay: fuck off venti

The prettiest bard: Anything for you~~

That person’s top: whats going on?

Qiuqiu’s dovey: HWAT THE

Ate a pigeon in middle school: OH??

The prettiest bard: AND HE SPEAKS

Fireworksboomboom!!: @In denial bottom

In denial bottom: Yes did someone need me?

In denial bottom: …

Fireworksboomboom!!: 😏

Menace: 😏

Ate a pigeon in middle school: 😏

The prettiest bard: 😏

Smoked in Middle school:😏

In denial bottom: FOR THE LAST TIME--

Reverse Xingqiu: Denial is a river in egypt

In denial bottom: EXCUSE ME??

Fireworksboomboom!!: Wait, who is @That person’s top?

That person’s top: Oh im--

The prettiest bard: SHSHSHHHH!! DON’T REVEAL URSELF

The prettiest bard: LET THEM GUESS

In denial bottom: IK WHO HE IS AND IM MOST CERTAIN THAT IM THE TOP BETWEEN US TWO

Fireworksboomboom!!: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE

In denial bottom: I’D RATHER HIDE MY IDENTITY THAN RUIN MY DIGNITY

Smoked in Middle school: pussy

In denial bottom: stfu kazuha you don’t have bitches

Smoked in Middle school: I think I have an idea who he is

In denial bottom: NO NO NO SHUT UP

In denial bottom: I’LL BU Y YOU BOBA

Walked around in school with wet socks: oh me too

In denial bottom: HUH

Walked around in school with wet socks: pff its pretty obvious, I’d shut up if I were you

In denial bottom:

That person’s top: its okay I have a pretty good idea who you are

That person’s top: I wont reveal :)) but to make up for it, I’ll come over and make you top this time :))

In denial bottom:

In denial bottom: Please…

That person’s top: omw :>

Menace: SO HE REALLY IS--

Emoer aroace: I shouldn’t have read all that..

Reverse Xingqiu: ngl same..

Walked around in school with wet socks: ugh my cue to leave the dorm they’re gonna have sex again..

Kagamine Rin: HELP ARE YOU AYAKA

Kagamine Rin: THAT MEANS--

Alhaithams secret roomie: PLEASE DON’T TELL ME YOU TWO BET ON THEM

Kagamine Len: WHY DO YOU ALWAYSS WIN BETS

Kagamine Rin: CUZ YOU SUCK

Kagamine Len: FUCK YOU

Your local plant teacher: what did you two bet again…

Kagamine Len: I THOUGHT THAT WAS THOMA

Kagamine Rin: OH PLEASE THOMA WOULDN’T ACT LIKE THAT. HES SO AYATO CODED

Your local plant teacher: you two are tiresome..

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