Chapter 1
Venti named the chat "Hoes"
Venti added Diluc, Jean, and 58 others in a group chat.
Venti blocked the leave feature
Venti turned on member approvals
Venti set 66 nicknames
The prettiest bard: To those who can guess who’s who, then good for you lol
Emo aroace: what the fuck
Major bag alert: AND HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GUESS WHO’S WHO WHEN THE NICKNAMES ARE LIKE THIS
Major bag alert: ALSO WHY THE HELL AM I HERE
Cooler eyepatch: Ning?
Major bag alert: nah I wish
Rich mommy: who @Cooler eyepatch who are you and how do you know me?
Cooler eyepatch: mommy-- :_blush:
Cooler Eyepatch: also guess lol
Rich mommy: please don’t waste my time
Cooler Eyepatch: kiss me first
Rich mommy: wait actually nevermind I think I know who you are
Eyepatch: NO FAIR WHY ARE THEY COOLER THAN ME
Eyepatch: jUst to let you know my dear friend, VENTI, that I”M COOLER bcuz im sexier
Emo aroace: says who
Cooler Eyepatch: LMAO
Eyepatch: I can telll youre diluc your emoness radiates through my screen
Emo aroace: and I can tell you’re Kaeya because you’re an idiot
Eyepatch: alas dear brother!! you wound me with your words! That is not how a loving older brother acts like
Emo aroace: fuck off
Emoer aroace: and how am I ‘emoer’ venti? Do you want to get killed?
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: Im pretty sure that’s not a word
The prettiest bard: and im pretty sure I don’t care! :pp
Emoer aroace: better watch your tongue twink
Kagamine Rin: LMAO TWINK
The prettiest bard: >:(((
Menace: DID I HEAR MURDER !?!?!?!
Menace: IF YOU MURDER HIM, THEN PLEASE CONSIDER MY OFFER 50% OFF IN COFFINS FOR CLASSMATES!!!
OBJECTION!: HELPP HUTAO
Intl. Third wheel: AHAHAHAH HUTAO
Intl. Third wheel: HELPP I DON’T GET MY NICKNAME
OBJECTION!: who are you??
Intl. Third wheel: GUESS :PPPPP
Yunyun’s wuvy: of the 62 students who are here in this chat, that would be pretty difficult for ms yanfei to guess who you are.
OBJECTION!: You knew I was Yanfei??
Yunyun’s wuvy: I mean the nickname kind of gave it away
Intl. Third wheel: … I think I know why my nickname is like this
OBJECTION!: how so?
Intl. Third wheel: I dDONT EVEN WANNA TALK ABOUT IT
The prettiest bard: lol
Emoest but gay: …
Major bag alert: THERES AN EMOEST BUT INSTEAD OF AROACE THEYRE ACTUALLY GAY HELPP
Emoest but gay: fuck you venti
The prettiest bard: Im ready~
Emoer aroace: what the fuck
Red bunnygirl: ew
Eyepatch: LMAO AMBER’S DISGUST I CAN FEEL ITH THROUGH MY PHONE
Mothered: why is my phone blowing up?? what is the purpose of this @Venti
The prettiest Bard: oh no reason ms. Jean :))
Mothered: I hope so…
The prettiest bard: please think of it as a better way for a lot of students to communicate with one another for assignments or whatever :))
Mothered: very valid point venti.
Mothered: I hope this gc will serve that purpose ^_^
Jeaannn *moans*: Jean darling we all know that that facade will not last long
Mothered: there’s no harm in hoping is there?
Qiuqiu’s dovey: WHAT KIND OF NICKNAME IS THAT
Intl. Third wheel: OMG WHY ARE THEIR NIVKNAMES MATCHING TOO FUCKK
Yunyun’s wuvy: LMAO SUCK IT UP XIANGLING IK THAT’S YOU
Intl. Third wheel: FUCKKKKK OFC YOU DO
Mothered: umm..
Jeaannn *moans*: please do not worry about that sweetie <33
Menace: ITS OKAY XIANGLING YOU HAVE MEE :_kissing emoji:
OBJECTION!: WOW WHAT AM I THEN
Menace: well I tried youre on your own there bff o7
Cocogoat: whats with the commotion?
Rich mommy: please pay no attention to them..
Cocogoat: …okay..?
Zhongli’s no. 1 fan: Omg Ganyu you’re here too???
Cocogoat: oh hello .. umm zhonGli’s no 1 fan.??? sorry idk who you are
Zhongli’s no. 1: I’ll dm
Zhongli’s no. 1: ALSO VENTI WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S NOT TRUE IM NOT EVEN HIS FAN IN THE FIRST PLACE
Major bag alert: :’DD whoever you are, I just want you to know that IM number ONE
Cocogoat: Gross..
Major bag alert: ;-;
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: If master diluc Is the Emo that who’s emoest and emoer?
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: although the last two are not real words….
Mentally 500 years old: are you Layla?
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: ..No? I don’t know who she is either worry
Mentally 500 years old: oh..
Smoked in middle school: Im pretty sure emoest is xiao Venti is smitten over him and so doe-
Emoest but gay: ….yea im xiao
Emoest but gay: also don’t you dare finish that sentence Kaedehara
Smoked in middle school: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mothered: who are you and why did you--
Smoked in middle school: Long story…
The prettiest bard: what sentence?
Budget sherlock holmes: that he’s also smitten overydhkadbmsbkjsa
On her 10th cup of coffee maybe: ??????
Budget sherlock holmes: OH DAMN FUCK YOU XIAO👹
Emoer aroace: also im one of the very few peope in here that is aroace
Emoer aroace: and I don’t need to know you fuckers’ sex lives its disgusting to even read those messages
Budget sherlock holmes: Yea yea youre rosaria alright
Emoer aroace: you better sleep with one eye open shikanoin
Budget sherlock holmes: awwww my cover has been blownnn
Granpa: am I interrupting?
Granpa: A
Granpa: 9
The prettiest bard: HELPP WHAT ARE YOU DOING 😭😭
Granpa: My apologies im just not used to this device
Menace: DON WORRY POPS YOULL GET USED TO IT
Granpa: Ah you must be…?
Menace: (he can never tell he’s a boomer ;PPPP)
Granpa: ?
Major bag alert: OMG XIANSHENG IS THAT U?😍
Major bag alert: Also that’s def Hu tao
Menace:STFU CHILDE
Granpa: Ajax? So you’re in this gc too?
Major Bag alert: yea ;))
Granpa: Also please be nice to Ajax
Menace: YUCKIES HELL NO
Emoest but gay: why tf should we
OBJECTION!: Im disgusted just seeing him
Major Bag alert: YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN
Hat Guy: why is his nickname like that? gross🤮
Major Bag alert: WOWWW IM OFFENDED😤
Major Bag alert: IM GOOD AT TRACKING YKNOW DON’T LET ME FIND YOU
Hat Guy: ik you couldn’t
Tiny leaf girl: @Hat Guy Scara cmere I need to talk to you about your thesis
Hat Guy: FUCK YOU KUSANALI NOT NOW
Major Bag alert: I figured it might be your gremlin ass
Hat guy: you wanna go walmart ron weasly?
Mothered: I do not permit fighting stop it you two!
Tiny leaf girl: no worries um.. mothered?? I got him under control
Mothered: I’m Jean ^^ You must be Nahida. Nice to meet you
Tiny leaf girl: Nice meeting you too Ms. Jean! ^-^
Dry mf: Do you need help with that Nahida?
Tiny leaf girl: I can manage thanks :>>
Alhaithams secret roomie: LMAO YOU?? HELPING SOMEONE?? THAT’S A FIRST
Has 999 pending theses: It’s a wonder you knew it was alhaitham at first sight
Cynonari’s secret love child: ikr…
Alhaithams secret roomie: OMG WHO SET MY NICKNAME
The prettiest bard: ehe ;P
Alhaithams secret roomie: WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DI DYOU KNOW??
Alhaithams secret roomie: OMG PLS NO ONE GUESS WHO I AM I BEG
Cynonari’s secret love child: we don’t need to guess....
Mentally 500 years old: I agree
Dry mf: lmfao ok Kaveh
The prettiest bard: LMAOOOO
Mentally 500 years old: LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA
Secretly girly: MY GOD I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT TEHYRE ROOMIES
Mother of Aaru: I THOUGTH YOU KNEW ??
Secretly girly: I DIDN’T WHAT 😭😭
Kagamine Len: LMAOOOOOO ALHAITHAM REALLY JUST--
Kagamine Rin: what kinda stuffs do roomates like you two do?
Alhaithams secret roomie: IM NOT HIS ROOMATE
Dry mf: your cover is pretty much blown what are you trying to prove?
Alhaithams secret roomie: YEAH AND WHOS FAULT IS THAT
Your local plant teacher: in case anyone’s curious, our room is next to theirs’ and I can sometimes hear some weird sounds from there…
Alhaithams secret roomie: …
Kagamine Rin: HELPPP AHAHAHAH I KNEW IT
Kagamine Rin: AETHER’S GON PAY ME UP
Kagamine Len: BICTH I AINT PAYING YOU ANYTHING
Kagamine Rin: OH SHIT YOURE AETHER???
Kagamine Len: LUMINE????
Fireworksboomboom!!: YOU BOTH JUST REALIZED THAT???
Kagamine Len: STFU YOIMIYA
Fireworksboomboom!!: bold of you to just assume
Itto’s mom: youre the only one in school that plays with fireworks. Like actually PLAY with them
Fireworksboomboom!!: yeah you have a point
Dry mf: Don’t be too innocent @Your local plant teacher Yours isn’t as quiet either
master of tcg: no comment
Your local plant teacher: ???!??!!
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: DAMN THESE SUMERUS ARE CRAZY
In denial bottom: im surprised you knew theyre from sumeru
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: OFC I ALR DUELED WITH THE TCG GUY
master of tcg: you know who I am?
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: arem’t you cyno?
master of tcg: mhm impressive
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: SEE MY MUSCLES ARE AS BIG AS MY KNOWLEDGE
Raiden Ei’s fangirl: so you don’t have muscles??
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: SHINOBUUU ?!?!?!
Itto’s mom: Nice try itto, I’m Shinobu
Raiden Ei’s fangirl: youre so dumb you mistook me for someone else
Ate a pigeon in middle school: to be fair, our names rn isn’t our names
Ate a pigeon in middle school: that and he’s stupid irl
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: MEANIES😭
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: THEN HOW’D YOU GUYS KNEW IT WAS ME
Budget sherlock holmes: 1. tcg 2. “6 pack abs but 0 braincells” who else would that be but you
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: ALHAITHAM HAS A 6 PACK TOO
Dry mf: Yeah but I have a brain
Ate a pigeon in middle school: LMAO
6 pack abs but 0 brain cells: MEANIES
Smoked in middle school: *eats popcorn*