Chapter one
"AHHHHHHH"
*SLAM*
Blood poured over the face of Peter Spankoffski who had just been spotted hanging out with Stephanie Lauter
"You listen to me Spankoffski, I do not consent to this "relationship" that you and Steph have going on."
Stephanie rolled her eyes behind Max
"A bloody nose is just the start, you won't be so lucky next time."
"YEAH!"
Max and his buddy Jason walked off very proud of their work
Steph helped Pete to his feet(Hey that rhymes)
"C'mon Pete, wanna go to Pasquallys?"
"Sure... their napkins make for great bandages"
Steph laughed a bit as they headed out
Head cheerleaders Stacy and Brenda watched them from a distance
"She's taking him to Pasquallys!"
"On the 3rd date?"
Stacy and Brenda never really approved of Stephs choice in men
"I know that money isn't the most important thing, but Pete doesn't have the looks either!"
Brenda disagreed
"I don't know, he's not a Kyle but he doesn't look too bad. Maybe if he dropped the bowtie and wore some contacts I could see it."
Stacy felt weird. Pete seemed like a nice guy but everything about him was so awkward. She felt the same when Brenda would talk about how "handsome" Kyle was as well
"Speaking of which, what about you Stacy?"
Stacy snapped out of her thoughts
"Huh?"
"You haven't had a boyfriend in like... ever. What's your type? Oh! Is it Max?"
Max... he's kool and all but so brutish and everywhere.
"Not really..."
"Jason?"
Jason really nice! But kind of dumb at the same time
"No..."
"Okayyy how about you point to whoever you find the most attractive!"
Most attractive? Stacys eyes darted at Brenda, then to the floor, then at Brenda again
"Uh uhhh"
"Just point at someone!"
"HIM!"
Stacys pointed in some random direction which resulted in... Richie?
"The anime kid?"
"Uhh yeah! I.... loveee anime..."
"Hmm... he's a little weird but he's tall and could maybe be good looking?"
Good looking? Yeah right! His hairs going in random directions, his skin is always sweaty, his posture is horrible, he's always tripping over himself, his voice is shaky, and smile is crooked, and I remember getting paired up with him for a science project and he would not shut up about this Tacky in titas thing? He's such a loser!
"I think you could do better Stace, now c'mon let's go practice out cheer!"
"Ooo yay!!!!
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"Ahh"
Stacy flopped onto her bed and let out a heavy breath
"What a tiring day."
All that talk about Stacy's type made he feels weird and a little upset
A nice bath would take her mind off of things.
It's true that Stacy has never had a boyfriend. She knows so much about love through listening to her friends relationships and watching stuff.
But something she won't understand is why the most beautiful women are always with some absolute douches when watching romance movies
Like Brenda! She's rich, really pretty, and super smart. I mean I guess Kyles pretty good too to she'll let it go
But the thought stayed in her mind
Brenda's really pretty...
It repeated in her head. Her and Brenda have been friends since forever, would her having a boyfriend separate them?
Stacy's never felt this way before, but she was suddenly really warm. Probably just the bath water
Stacy felt nice... she felt really nice for a moment
She keep on thinking about Brenda. Her voice, her face, her clothes, her hair, her eyes...
She zoned out for a bit, ignoring her surroundings and lost in thought about her best friend
Then with an overwhelming feeling she snapped back
Her eyes widened
"W-what have I done!?"
She pulled her hand out from under the water
"Damn these wandering hands!"
She quickly got out of the bath and reflected on her actions.
"This is bad... this is really bad.... I mean, Brenda's a girl!"