So, ur becoming a workplace menace.
ur fav intern
@siintern_
Pepper told me i could make this, no one tell mr. stark pls…
> Kat who? @katkiwi_
atp i dont think i care if this is real or fake anymore i js want this account to be funny
>> Astronaut @austronaut
honestly real
ur fav intern
@siintern_
this just in: tony stark is a fucking bitch who hates me bc im italian.
ur fav intern
@siintern_
Pepper has informed me that i cant say stuff like my previous tweet bc people will take it literally! Thats my bad yall. Mr. Stark doesnt hate me because of my racial background or my ethnicity i swear. he js wouldnt let me create my own ai
> Pepper Potts ✓ @vpotts
You're already a PR nightmare and it hasn't even been a day. At least give us a few weeks
>> ur fav intern
im sorry pepper :(
>> amsterdam @ amderv
oh shit Pepper Potts!? this account is real???
Stark Messages
Spidey gang
Micheal Jackson > im in. > peter-man
im in.:
dude pete dyk whos running this si intern acc that js showed up on my feed
*screenshot of @siintern_ profile overview*
peter-man:
uh yeah duh dude…
i thought it was preettyyy obvious??
im in.:
who is it!?!?
peter-man:
bro…
Micheal Jackson:
Ned, bud, i expected better of u
i feel foolish.
im in.:
WHAT!? WHY????
who runs the account!!!
peter-man:
dude. I do.
if it was some OTHER intern everything would be cleared by the hr head delilah??
not pep..
and they wouldnt have had to apologise bc they would have to run every tweet through delilah first..
that ones my bad.
Micheal Jackson:
only u, peter, only u
still cannot believe u thought it was a good idea to post it
ur supposed to be a child genius.
ive already seen people conspiracizing if Tony Stark is racist its crazy
peter-man:
ikik:((
pepper already laid into me abt it em pls not u to
may thought it was funny tho…
Micheal Jackson:
oh did she?
ok nvm u did great
i love may, shes a badass
cant imagine dealing with you for the past 11 years
im in.:
yeah mays iconic
but can we go back to the fact petes running the si account!?
thats so cool dude!!!
peter-man:
ikr!?!
pepper was all for the idea!!
i think she js thought i wouldnt do anything to crazy
she still thinks im a nice kid
i dont plan on totalky changing that
do u think i can pass of being chaotic online as some weird gen-z thing??
im in.:
maybe
i mean it wouldnt technically be lying, ig?
Micheal Jackson:
i miss when i thought u were js a nice kid
now ik ur a lil shithead parker
peter-man:
u looovvveee me mj<33
Micheal Jackson:
wtv.
..<3
im in.:
SS
SS
SS
OMG
thats the second heart this week for pete!! were making progress omg
Micheal Jackson:
i take it back.
peter-man:
WAIT EM PLS ILY
IM SRY NED DOESNT SPEAK FOR ME PLS.
*Micheal Jackson is offline*
peter-man:
FUCJ
im in.:
…mb?
awesome-sauce
@amazingamelia
dudes spiderman js stopped this huuge bar fight n i offered to buy him a drink as thx yk? this man froze, and in the most panicked voice screeched that he's pregnant after we went back and forth for a minute over if he should or shouldnt. i kid u not.
> thwip thwip boi @officalspiderman
Spider-Man. theres a hyphen. also idk y i said that i kinda panicked? im not pregnant. js dont like the taste of alcohol.. enhanced senses n' all. I was running on adrenaline and not thinking straight(like i ever, iykyk) TRUST ME PLS.
> thwip thwip boi @officalspiderman
pls im getting spammed by mr. stark now bc of this..(apperently he has alerts for when im mentioned in the media.. helicopter bitch much tbh???)
>> awesome-sauce @amazingamelia
helicopter parent much? also sorry abt the hyphen spidey!! i'll be better promise. and i believe u.
The Daily Bugle ✓ @tdbnews
Is the spider menace not only putting us in danger, but also an unborn child?
Spider man claims he's pregnant, read all about it now!
www.dailybugle.com/spiderman-claims-to-be-pregnant
> thwip thwip boy @officalspiderman
THERES A HYPHEN. AND IM N O T PREGNANT PLS.
Stark Messages
Spidey gang
Micheal Jackson > im in. > peter-man
peter-man:
guys help
- rogers is just fuckin staring at me
how do i kindly tell him to go fuck himself in the ass with a stick and leave me alone with mr. stark in the room
Micheal Jackson:
he's not saying anything?
peter-man:
nothing at all. its disturbing mj
i can understand y u never liked him much
i thought my dislike for him would stop at the PSAs
but since ykw..
sincerely hope this man dies.
im in.:
i burnt all my cap shit after learning about what happened lowkey
bitch cant do THAT to my bsf and expect people let alone me to be ok with that like wtf
trust when i say id deck him if we met
Micheal Jackson:
no, u wouldnt ned.
peter-man:
^^
shes right bud..
im in.:
yeh u right u right
but id fantasize about doing it guys
swear it
peter-man:
i believe u
thanks man!!!
anyways
i might ACTUALLY deck this man
Micheal Jackson:
has he still js been staring at u
peter-man:
yes.
i think hes wondering why some kid is following mr. stark
snd how that kid is balancing two coffees a bakery bag and their phone
WHILE typing on said phone
also mr. stark is tryna look at my screen if i do … switch the topic to smth stupid idk
im in.:
does he know about us
yk
being 402 and althea yet?
Micheal Jackson:
i doubt it
peter-man:
ding ding ding!!
mj is right as always!
i think he js doesnt care to look into it
or smth
but idk i havent really told him its u guys
i js..
Micheal Jackson:
u js dont hide it
peter-man:
WOWIE
u r on a roll!!
but yuh
like he knows yall know right? and nobody else other then him may and pepper know right?
so its like.. really implied its u guys unless he thinks i got hooked up with randos who dont care abt my identity
Micheal Jackson:
right, ofc
im in.:
anyways
glare at him
cap i mean
u can be intimidating if you want to
glare at him like he js insulted may
Micheal Jackson:
no
flip him off
peter-man:
i'll do both!
thanks guys ily!!<3
Micheal Jackson:
do us proud Peter
im in.:
we love u too!!!