Peter Breaks the Internet

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(title from Ralph breaks the internet)Thwip Thwip boi@officalspidermansometimes i wonder if theres other mes out there, like in other universes. like imagine if i can actually shoot webs that arent like made in a lab?? or or what if i was like friends with.. harry osborn.. or smth?? man meeting other spideys would be so sick> Tony Stark @ironmanTrust me when I say I would take the suit away if you ever even considered being friends with an Osborn.> Spideys fav spidervet @spiderhealeri need u to understand that if there are ever more of u im quitting.>> spideys fav hacker @gitccmon u have to admit it would be cool!>>> Spideys fav spidervetno, it would be therapy inducing, 402.>>>>Thwip thwip boii can really feel the love from over here althea:(> Harry @hosbornHey so, wtf. the shade?—Or! my take on those twitter/chat fics in the mcu!!
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3. Again???

The Daily Bugle ✓ @tdbnews

 

THE SPIDER MENACE IS BACK AT IT AGAIN??

 

Fight in local Queens, NY park where Spider man was sighted fighting the newest villain. Park in disaster with no clear end to the fight, was this Spider menaces plan all along? Read now! www.dailybugle.com/spidermenace-queens-park-fight

 

>  kayy @okkay

 

is all you do talk about spidey..?

>>  i dont like wasabi @wasabhi

 

no but fr is JJJ in love with him or smth 😭😭 #enemiestolovers ????

 

>>>  bizzy bee @izzybizzy

 

oh nah get out wasabi man…

 




Stark Messages

 

Spidey gang

 

Micheal Jackson > im in. > peter-man

 

peter-man:

guys its happening again

pt 5000, Mr. Rhodes addition…

 

im in.:

dude doesnt he know who u are..

 

peter-man:

yeah?? last i checked he did!!

so idk why he's staring at me like i did something…

 

Micheal Jackson:

what have you been doing the past 10 minutes?

 

peter-man:

uh

well im in the lab, so like blasting musicals

 

im in.:

you mean basically just playing the soundtrack because u belt them to the point you cant even hear the actual singers but it's still amazing?

aside from your voice cracks

 

peter-man:

okay yeah whatever shush ned.

ANYWAYS

while listening ive been working so idk whats wrong

 

im in.:

has mr. rhodes heard you sing before? could be that?

 

Micheal Jackson:

follow up question

is Stark with you

 

peter-man:

uh.. no..

he went to go get our food bc happy is with pep and he doesnt want anyone else getting it

would have sent me but why would a teen covered in grease be picking up food for iron man..

 

Micheal Jackson:

has rhodes ever seen you in the lab alone before?

 

peter-man:

uh no

this is like only my second time

then again the first was bc mr. stark had to run to the medbay bc i was stabbed and refused to go up there bc i didnt wanna bother ms. cho

so idk if that really counts

 

Micheal Jackson:

theres your answer then

hes probably wondering why you're trusted alone in there

 

im in.:

oh yeah that makes sense

 

peter-man:

you're a genius mj

thank you

ily

  1. stark is back bye gang

 

im in.:

BAIII !!!!

 

Micheal Jackson:

bye parker🙄

 




Twitter Feed

 

ur fav intern

@siintern_

 

Working in a lab is so weird.. bc what do you mean I could literally create some weird ass chemical reaction and I wouldn't get kicked out js bc it was in the name of science?

 

> Pepper Potts ✓ @vpotts

 

Please don't purposely create some explosion or something that would make us shut down some of the labs in the name of science.

 

>> ur fav intern @siintern

 

pls have more faith in me pepper. I would never purposely do it. and im always careful enough to not do it at all!

 

>>> Pepper Potts ✓ 

 

Right.. just be careful honey.

 

>>>> ur fav intern 

 yes Ms. Pepper Potts ma'am!!

 




Spideys fav hacker 

@ gitc

 

now tell me why I walk into our base to @ officalspiderman on the ground starfish except for one arm bent and covering his side. I ask him why tf they're on the ground and they go "because im depressed." and then goes silent for a moment before going "oh and I was stabbed on patrol. pls get althea." like DUDE START WITH THAT NEXT TIME HUH??

> thwip thwip boy @ officalspiderman

 

mb gangy i didn't think it was a priority yk..

 

>> Spideys fav spidervet @ spiderhealer

 

DUDE WHY WOULD IT NOT BE A PRIORITY.

 

>> Tony Stark @ ironman

 

Why do you never call me about this stuff, kid. We have a fully staffed med bay for this.

 

>>> thwip thwip boy

 

it smells to strong and its to bright there no thx i think i prefer althea..

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