Deadpool Prime
hey guys!
deadpool corps!!!
you are NOT gonna believe what happened yesterday
Headpool
What? Spit it out already, Wade.
Deadpool Prime
i have NO idea how, but logan turned into a cat??? look at how ADORABLE he is!🥹🥹
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Kidpool
LOL WAT
Headpool
Awww, look at da sweet baby! Such a precious kitty cat
Welshpool
yeah that’s adorable, mate
omg the ears match his cute lil hair tufts
i wanna pet him soooo bad
Deadpool Prime
watch it, bud. you don’t get to touch him
Welshpool
oooh someone’s jealous, lol
Kidpool
relax bro, ain’t nobody taking him away from you
so you finally managed to get wolverine into your bed, huh😏💦
Ladypool
Young lady, watch your language!Kidpool
i’m just sayinggg
Canadapool
hi guys! so sorry i missed your messages earlier!
wade, i LOVE that picture. saving it as my phone background!
Blind Al 😎
Motherducker, is that why all my blankets have holes in them? Boy can’t keep his claws to his damn self?
*Mother ducker
*Motherfucker
Damn voice-to-text, I swear to God
Cowboypool
Ms. Althea? With all due respect, ma’am, what are you doing in the Deadpool group chat?
Blind Al😎
Look son, an old woman has to get her kicks from somewhere.
…And cocaine.
Deadpool Prime
okay THANK YOU, al
and uhhh actually, it wasn’t logan who ruined your blankets. it was me. and baby knife.
🙂
Blind Al😎
Motherducker, why—
Deadpool Prime
my badd slkdjfgkjlfgkllk!!K!
heh, mary puppins just stepped on my phone
eugghh she slobbered all over it
Canadapool
it’s too bad that nicepool isn’t around to see this picture, eh? he would have loved cat logan
Cowboypool
Rest in peace, Nicepool.
Welshpool
rest in pieces, more like
lol
Deadpool Prime
hey, you insensitive son of a bitch!
Welshpool
okay whatever you say, murderer
Sugarbear/Peterpool
Wait, Logan was a cat? And you didn’t call me over to see? What kind of friend even are you?!
See if I ever let you pull on my nipple chains again. Humph.
Deadpool Prime
umm
you know i love you sugarbear, but that’s not quite the threat you think it is
Headpool
LOOK IT’S PETER
Kidpool
PETERRR!! I LOVE U KING!!!!
Logan😍👉👌🍆🍑💦
HEY
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WADE WINSTON WILSON
Ladypool
Uh oh, somebody’s in trouble.
Deadpool Prime
heyyyyy peanut!
logan
honey badger
angel baby
i can explain
Logan😍👉👌🍆🍑💦
YOU BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN, BITCH
Ladypool
🫡
Cowboypool
🫡
Headpool
🫡
Welshpool
🫡
Canadapool
wade?
wade, are you there?
Kidpool
nah bro, he’s probably getting penetrated by wolverine’s claws rn
over and over again
if u know what i mean😉
Sugarbear/Peterpool
Yikes, that’s gotta be painful.
Do you think I should go do a wellness check on him?
Kidpool
don’t worry about it king
i bet he’s enjoying it
horny-ass motherfucker
Ladypool
Kidpool.
Kidpool
listen, am i wrong??
Ladypool
…Sigh.
No, no you’re not.