Logan
Hey, Wolverines. I have a question for all of you.
Weapon X
Oh hey bub, it’s been a while. We were starting to think that the Time Ripper got you.
So how’s domestic life going with Wade?
Logan
Well, that’s the thing. I can never get him to shut up, not even for two seconds. How did you all manage to do it? I could use some advice tbh
Patch
Easy, I stabbed him.
Cavillrine
Same, I just stabbed him. What, that didn’t work?
Logan
Oh believe me, I’ve tried. Repeatedly. But he just keeps talking? Even while bleeding out from his head?
If I didn’t know any better, I’d say he enjoys it.
Weapon X
Maybe try getting creative? I set his sorry ass on fire in an alleyway.
And then stabbed him.
Hulk’s #1 enemy
I sicced the Hulk on him. Worked like a charm.
Patch
Isn’t that cheating? Having someone else do your dirty work for you?
Hulk’s #1 enemy
I mean, did it work or did it not?
Patch
Fair enough.
Old Man Logan
Why, I shot him. Blasted him right back through that portal, didn’t I.
Weapon X
With a gun? We have claws for a reason, you know.
Old Man Logan
Now don’t you go judging me, young man. I was relaxing on the porch. Didn’t see no reason to get out of my rocking chair.
Weapon X
Okay, grandpa. I’m surprised you even know how to use a smartphone.
Old Man Logan
Listen bub, you better respect your elder.
Crucified Wolverine
Yeah I dunno, all that seems like a lot of effort? I just died on him. Easy.
Logan
Thank you for your input, Wolverine Jesus, but I don’t plan on dying anytime soon.
Short king
HAH! That’s a change for once. What, did Wade finally give you the will to live?
Logan
…No.
Shut the fuck up.
Laura
uggghh you all are so dumb
dad, it’s simple. just dick him down. he can’t talk if he’s getting railed six ways from sunday, right?
Logan
…Why did you just call me dad?
And what?? No!!!! I’m not doing that!
Short king
I mean…it’s worth a shot, right?
Cavillrine
Yeah, I’m with the short king on this one.
Short king
Don’t fucking call me that, bub, or ELSE
Laura
or what, you’ll look up at him and frown?
:)
Short king
🖕
Weapon X
So we haven’t heard from Logan lately. I wonder if he ever figured out how to make Wade stop talking?
Mouth
nope!
and hey, wolvie gang! i’m a huge fan!!
Logan
WADE
Get the FUCK out of the group chat.
Mouth
yeah, it turns out that i can still talk while getting bent in half😊
i figured logan would have a big dick, but WOW
are all of you that hung??
Logan
You better start running. Now.
Mouth
whoops, gotta go! great chatting with you, boys!😘😘
Crucified Wolverine
Christ, I wish I could die again and unread that.
Hulk’s #1 enemy
Yeah, getting crucified is starting to sound pretty good right about now.
Patch
Good riddance. Who added him to the chat, anyway?
Laura
:)